Okay so this is a new story that I've wanted to try out for ages. I'm sick of Bella always being the clumsy, good girl. This is a whole different take on how I believe the Bella that faces down vampires would act in the human world. There are no vampires in this, but bitchy gymnasts are much more evil than hungry vampires. Edward will be in this but it won't be until a bit later, I think that he'll be seen around now and then but not very often at first. Emmett and Jasper though are in it from the start. Sure in the middle there going to be missing but in that time Rose and Alice make a show. Normal, Bitchy, Rosalie, to start and, then there's a nice Tanya. WTF? BTW most of this story is from the actual film Stick It! And instead of Haley Graham we have SM's very own Bella Swan. Let's see how it works out shall we?
"Emmett don't even bother your gonna get yourself killed! Jazz tell him!" At the minute Emmett was going to try copying this move I did on my bike that took me ages to get right. I mean sure I may have quit gymnastics for over three years but I'm still more flexible.
"Dude! Kracker's right, she's always been better at that shit than us, you do it and we're going down the E.R!" Emmett knew when he'd lost an argument and just sat there with a pout on his face.
"You guys are no fun." I just laughed; I was used to his antics.
Oh, I'm Bella by the way. Ex gymnast, gone rebel without a cause as my dad would say. Yeah whatever, like I care. I've known Emmett and Jasper since I moved to Forks with my dad. He and my mom divorced not long after I quit gymnastics. I ain't going to go into it so don't ask! Right now I was chilling down the abandoned junkyard with Jazz and Em. Okay so technically it isn't a junk yard, it's some old house the council own that had a bunch of junk in the front yard that we made into a skater park. Well really it's just a bunch of things you can use as ramps etc.
"Em, you're great at beating the shit outta guys but bike tricks are my thing." I smirked at his face and held back a laugh. That was harsh Em and Jazz were kick ass on bikes… I was just better.
"Nah, nah, no, sorry bro." I looked up to see 'the pack' standing at the top of the ramp with skateboards. Jasper must have seen them first to tell em that this ain't there spot.
"This yard ain't your turf. No way." Good thing Jazz was in a good mood or instead of saying it how he was he'd have just wacked the leader Jacob by now.
"Get Out!" Jacob spat as he tried acting hard. Pfft yeah whatever.
"There's like six other empty spots." Jasper was still acting nice. What's going on man? Guess he was trying to be a good boy.
"They aren't this deep." He was on about the ramp's length; this ones pit was lower than the actual skating ramps were.
"You're not that good." Jasper was smirking. I see what he's doing now. He wants them to make the first move so he can just set Emmett on them in self defence since Emmett can't get arrested again without going juvie. If they hit first, he could class it as self defence. Jacob wasn't biting, well much. He pointed over to the house's roof with his board.
"Off this roof, onto the slide, and into the pool, stays." I smirked, this should be fun.
"Bring it, Black." The guys were fighting laughs; it was obvious I'd win this shit. We raced up the houses stairs, him with his board and me with my bike. Once at the top I looked down.
"Do It Kracker!" Emmett was sporting a stupid grin.
"Come on J.B lets see it!" I think that one was Sam Uley, whatever they all look the fucking same. Black went first. Did well until he tried going up the ramp and fell. My boys were telling me to Do It! Ha-ha that sounded so wrong. I started, off the roof, down the ladder, across the smaller roof; down the slide and once in the air from the slide I did a few of my well known tricks, landed perfectly and was easily up the ramp, doing more tricks. On the way back down the ramp, I shot up the plank of wood. Then it started to go wrong. I didn't bother braking, there was no point. Me and the bike flew into the wall-length window of the house, and then carried on going, getting my bike tire stuck into the banister of the stair and flying over them landing on my ass. As soon as I hit the floor I burst out laughing. That was killer! I so wanna do that again. The guys followed through the now glassless window to see me laughing on the floor. Em was the first one to get off his bike and helped me up.
"Are you okay?" I could see he was fighting back laughter. We tried getting the bike out of the banister whilst Jasper went and, being a dumb ass, opened the front door causing the alarm to go off.
"Now the alarm goes off?" Got a point. "Guys! Guys! Guys! We have to go! Leave it!" We shot off, them two on their bikes, me on foot. As I ran I stripped off my army style jacket and threw both that and my helmet in the bushes as I continued to run. I carried on stripping taking off my under jacket, hand pads, and shirt. Leaving myself in my jeans, sneakers and my Ramones under shirt.
This isn't the first time I've made out with law enforcement. We've kind of had this long going flirtation. We've been on some dates. You know broken up, got back together. But honestly until now I haven't been ready for anything steady.
I slowed to a walk as the cop car drove behind me.
"You're pushing it Bella!" The cars intercom blared. I smirked and started to run again. Guess I'm a glutton for punishment.
But you know people change and I felt like maybe I was ready for a more serious courtship.
Meet the court.
I was currently sat at the front table… again, with some old woman judge giving me the disappointed look. Seen it, heard it, over it. The council's lawyer woman stepped forward.
"It looks to be about $14,000 in property damage." Whoops. Oh sorry am I supposed to care? Take it out of taxes, fuckers!
"Bella, I assure you that juvenile incarceration is not as much fun as it sounds." Really? Because it sounds pretty fun, who wouldn't want to spend time with a bunch of fuck ups who understand how fun it is to piss the law off.
"So we're going to give you one more chance. You're father is willing to subsidise two options." My mom had to pick that moment to open her big mouth.
"I'll take her your honour." She decided that my hearing was important enough to come down to Forks all the way from Florida to hear.
"Over my dead body. You dumped us, remember?" It's safe to say that my mother and father still don't see eye to eye since the divorce. I just rolled my eyes and looked at the judge.
"The Texas military academy, or a facility called CGA?" I looked back at my dad in horror.
"Are you kidding me? CGA? Are you crazy? Let me have custody of her, your honour." Mom was going mad. For a change I was on my mother's side. What the Hell!
"Renée!" Dad was getting ticked off, I don't care. CGA?
"That's enough both of you! Bella I'll leave it to you to decide. Where would you like to go?" No way in hell was I going to CGA.
"Texas military academy your honour." Duh.
"CGA it is." I swear I must of heard the judge wrong.
"What?" Meet my worst nightmare.
Renee and Charlie (no more mom and dad) got up to leave. Renee was chasing Charlie on the way out giving him an earful.
"CGA? Are you crazy? Don't do this to her!" I stared after them in embarrassment and anger. No way this is happening.