Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon, and to you loyal fans of the show,
sorry, you will hate this.
"Well, what will we do today and what new adventures will we have?"
"Why, Ash, I don't know."
"Me either, Misty. Say, what in the world are those two pokemon doing?"
"Why, I have no idea."
In the background a charmander and a raichu are taking turns getting each other up the ass. Ash looks at them strangly.
"I really wonder what these two pokemon are doing. Are the fighting?"
"Well, Ash, these sure are some strange fighting moves."
"Chaaaaaarmander!!! CHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRMANDER!!!!"
"That charmander sure seems aggressive."
"So does that raichu, Brock."
"RAAAAAIIIICHU!!!! RAAAAAIIICHU RAAAAAICHU RAAAIIICHUU!!!"
"Well, yes they sure must be having a huge competition."
Just then some white sticky liquid hit Ash in the eye.
"AHH!!! IS THIS POKEMON BLOOD?!"
"Well, I have never seen pokemon blood. Maybe it IS white."
"Ash, maybe you should taste it and see if it tastes like blood."
"You know, Misty, you are right."
Ash wiped the stuff from his eye and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm, it doesn't taste like blood, here Brock, what do you think?"
Ash stuck his finger into Brocks mouth. Brock sucked on it for a minute before drawing a conclusion.
"I really don't think so."
Just then some more was splattered on Brock.
"Here, Misty, what do YOU think?"
Both Ash and Brock with the "blood" on their fingers stuck the fingers in Misty's mouth at the same time.
"She is going to test THIS blood sample!"
"NO! SHE IS GOING TO TEST THIS BLOOD SAMPLE!!!"
Brock and Ash got really pissed at each other. Just then, instead of having a pokemon battle to settle their differences, they started fighting just like the pokemon they saw earlier did.
"I'm GONNA GET YOU BROCK!!!"
"YEAH!!! DON't UHHH COUNT ON IT ASH!!!"
"TAKE THAT!!!"
"OH YEAH!!! TRY THIS!!!"
Some innocent bystanders watched in horror as the two young pokemon trainers engaged in "furious combat".
"Well, what will we do today and what new adventures will we have?"
"Why, Ash, I don't know."
"Me either, Misty. Say, what in the world are those two pokemon doing?"
"Why, I have no idea."
In the background a charmander and a raichu are taking turns getting each other up the ass. Ash looks at them strangly.
"I really wonder what these two pokemon are doing. Are the fighting?"
"Well, Ash, these sure are some strange fighting moves."
"Chaaaaaarmander!!! CHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRMANDER!!!!"
"That charmander sure seems aggressive."
"So does that raichu, Brock."
"RAAAAAIIIICHU!!!! RAAAAAIIICHU RAAAAAICHU RAAAIIICHUU!!!"
"Well, yes they sure must be having a huge competition."
Just then some white sticky liquid hit Ash in the eye.
"AHH!!! IS THIS POKEMON BLOOD?!"
"Well, I have never seen pokemon blood. Maybe it IS white."
"Ash, maybe you should taste it and see if it tastes like blood."
"You know, Misty, you are right."
Ash wiped the stuff from his eye and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm, it doesn't taste like blood, here Brock, what do you think?"
Ash stuck his finger into Brocks mouth. Brock sucked on it for a minute before drawing a conclusion.
"I really don't think so."
Just then some more was splattered on Brock.
"Here, Misty, what do YOU think?"
Both Ash and Brock with the "blood" on their fingers stuck the fingers in Misty's mouth at the same time.
"She is going to test THIS blood sample!"
"NO! SHE IS GOING TO TEST THIS BLOOD SAMPLE!!!"
Brock and Ash got really pissed at each other. Just then, instead of having a pokemon battle to settle their differences, they started fighting just like the pokemon they saw earlier did.
"I'm GONNA GET YOU BROCK!!!"
"YEAH!!! DON't UHHH COUNT ON IT ASH!!!"
"TAKE THAT!!!"
"OH YEAH!!! TRY THIS!!!"
Some innocent bystanders watched in horror as the two young pokemon trainers engaged in "furious combat".