Book Meme.
Write 12 characters from your chosen fandom, in no particular order:
1. Steve Leonard.
2. Mr Crepsley.
3. Paris Skyle.
4. Kurda Shmalt.
5. Evra Von.
6. Harkat Mulds.
7. Vancha March.
8. Mr Tall.
9. Darren Shan.
10. Debbie Hemlock.
11. Evanna.
12. Gavner Purl.
Have you ever read a six/eleven before?
Harkat /Evanna? God, I hope not, their babies would be U.G.L.Y.
Is four hot?
Kurda? Definitely.
What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?
Gavner/Mr Tall? Ummm, I'm not even gonna answer that…
Do you recall any fics about nine?
Darren? Well, DUH.
Would two and six make a good couple?
Mr Crepsley and Harkat…probably not.
Five/nine or Five/ten?
Evra/Darren or Evra/Debbie…EVRA/DARREN FTW! :3
What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight making out?
Vancha walking in on Mr Crepsley and Mr Tall making out? WELL. He'd probably laugh his vampire butt off! (And take pictures for the whole of vampire mountain to see…)
Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
Paris feels lonely and senses his approaching death. In a last, desperate bid for love, he approaches the human Debbie Hemlock, and she gently complies by comforting him in the only way she can. UGH. I hate Debbie. :
Is there anything such as a one/eight story?
Steve/Mr Tall…? That's just…*shudder*
Make a title for a seven/twelve comfort fic.
Gavner/ Vancha….'Organic Elephants'.
Do any of your friends read three fics?
Paris Skyle, don't think so :/
Do any of your friends read draw eleven?
Evanna? Probably not…
Two/ten/five?
Mr Crepsley/Debbie Hemlock/Evra Von…messed up, but I can see it happening when Darren's back is turned :P
What might ten scream in a moment of passion?
"FEMINISM!"
If you wrote a song fic about eight, what would you use?
Mr Tall ~ XTX, 'Ten Feet Tall'.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would be the warning?
Steve/Harkat/Gavner…[WARNING: Excess violence/gore and moderate head chopping.]
What is a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Debbie: Darren's just a boy…but you're a MAN! ;D
Mr Creplsey: 0.o
One and eight are in a happy relationship, until five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for twelve, six gets upset and retaliates by dating eleven. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three meet ten, who tells them to search for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with two and six. Five and Nine live happily ever after.
Steve and Mr Tall are in a happy relationship, until Evra runs off with Darren( A/N: WOOOOO~!). After Mr Tall dumps Steve for Gavner, Harkat gets upset and retaliates by dating Evanna. Alone and broken hearted, Steve travels in search of a friend. Finally, Steve meets Kurda and Vancha. The three meet Debbie, who tells them to search for love. Kurda finds Paris, Vancha gets Evanna, but now Steve is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Mr Crepsley and Harkat. Evra and Darren live happily ever after.
What would the title of this be?
'Drugs mess with your head.'
Genre?
'M'. Come on, it has lots of Yaoi. Don't tell me you didn't expect it.
Wow. That was fun! And random :P