Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter or bleach.
"Okay class," Professor Snape growled, "take out your new Defense Against the Dark Arts books now and turn to page 31. For your first lesson this year I will teach you how to open portals to send your opponents spells away."
Harry sighed angrily as he quickly got out his textbook and flipped to the page the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher indicated. Snape started talking about some spell, but Harry 1was too busy fantasizing about finally getting out of school for the rest of his life. After imagining himself married to Ginny, Harry thought about the fall of Lord Voldemort last year and tried to remember why he agreed to come back to Hogwarts for one last year. Oh, that's right he was coming because Ron was, and Ron made his decision based on the fact that Hermione had decided to come back.
"Mr. Potter!" Snape barked.
"What?" Harry asked quickly as he jumped up in surprise because of how rudely Snape pulled him out of his daydream.
"Thank you for volunteering to cast the portal spell, Mr. Potter," Snape sneered.
"Umm… I don't think I understood the lesson…" Harry mumbled looking away from Ron's amused expression and Hermione's disapproving one.
"Nonsense," Snape said, "You must understand the lesson, being the mighty Harry Potter, The boy that lived, The hero of the wizarding world, the savior of Hogwarts, the…."
"Fine," Harry said effectively cutting of his professor's sarcastic remark. He walked over to the front of the classroom before realizing he hadn't paid any attention to the lesson at all. He didn't even know the name of the spell. He was about to swallow his pride and tell Snape he didn't know anything about the spell, but he happened to glance over at Hermione who had her open book held up ever so slightly for him to look at the spell. Thank Merlin for Hermione. Harry smiled, making a mental note to thank her for helping him later. Then he held up his wand and mumbled the spell under his breath.
Suddenly a huge rip appeared in the classroom directly over Harry, and Snape was yelling something, but no one bothered to pay any attention to him because the rip seemed to be getting larger by the second.
A loud very deep yell seemed to be coming from the portal, a giant man flew out landing directly on Harry.
"OUCH!" Harry snapped sending a vicious glare at the man who was currently sitting on top of his back with a slightly dazed expression on his face. Harry immediately regretted yelling at the man because he had a very intimidating appearance. The was a long scar running vertically down one side of his face and an eye patch covering the eye on the side opposite of the scar. His hair was spiked straight up and had little bells on the end, and his robe sleeve was pulled up revealing a bloody gash half covered in fresh bandages.
Before Harry could ponder this man anymore a sharp yelp came from the portal and another person dropped out of the portal, and landed right on the pointy haired man. Harry twisted his head around to see the new arrival. This one was a woman and she was being held by the man bridal style, but they both looked completely disoriented (which would explain why they weren't getting off of Harry). She was a little bit short with dark hair braided down the front, blue eyes, and a roll of bandages in her hand. She still looked slightly confused, but she also had a very composed aura about her.
Then a little girl with bubblegum pink hair popped out of the portal and landed right on the woman's lap.
"HI BRAID LADY!" She practically screamed in the woman's face.
"What am I doin' here!" the man bellowed loudly.
That was when all hell broke loose.