"Voila!" I proudly cheered holding out the frying pan enthusiastically.
The terminator horse gave me a dead yet determine stare. In his mouth, he held a sharp dagger aiming right at me.
This horse did not know when to stop! Of course, I was not to easy to defeat.
He swiped the dagger at me. One lunge after another. Meanwhile I stumbled around like dying duck blocking everyone of the attacks quickly.
Soon I had recovered my oh-so-famous confident and I was starting to look like the graceful swordsman I was before.
Oh, if mother could see me now!
The horse wasn't a bad sword fighter as well… for a amateur of course. I was to much of a professional for him though.
It wasn't much later until it had gotten to easy. In fact, it had seem easy enough to even have a nice conversation. So I decided to say something honest, like the honest person I am of course.
"You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!" I called out…
Oh really now? Well we're here to show you the actual strangest things FLYNN RIDER has ever done!
*Game show music on* Welcome to The Strangest Things Done Awards! *Applause*
I'm your hostess The Amazing (and quiet charming) Elizabeth! *Applause*
Tonight we're going to show the nominees for strangest things Flynn Rider has ever done in the way too short movie and you get to choose which is the strangest! *Applause*
Now if you think sword fighting with a horse on dam while using a frying pan is the strangest thing that has happened to Flynn, well you shouldn't be here and you have absolutely NO imagination! Plus you well not receive the free virtual cookie everyone else gets!
Now since Flynn Rider was not able come, he will not be able to be here to admit that sword fighting with a horse on a dam while using a frying pan is the strangest thing that has happened to him. *Boo* Hey don't blame me! I tried to kidnap him but Rapunzel has a frying pan and a frog!
The nominees for the 'Hairiest Situation' are:
Meeting someone with 70 ft. of hair. No, 70 ft. of magic, glowing hair. (Flynn totally cool about that O_o)
Being tied up in someone's 70 ft. of magic, glowing hair.
Riding down 70 ft. of magic, glowing hair. (Is there a such thing as 'Hair Burn'? I mean there's rope burns…)
Being healed by 70 ft. magic, glowing hair. (Oh no, no, that's not creepy, not in the slightest.
Getting beat up with 70 ft. of magic, glowing hair. (Seriously, that's pitiful, not the mention ironic, her hair is suppose to heal people right?)
The nominees for the 'Wildest Situation' are:
Being creeped out by an chameleon. (Frog, whatever you want to call it)
Getting chased by the Terminator (aka: Maximus the horse)
Having a chameleon stick it's tongue in your ear, twice.
Meeting someone who can talk to frogs (Chameleon whateva)
The nominees for the 'Life and Death Situation' are:
Dying and coming back to life again. (Come on, how can this not be strange? No offense Jesus.)
Being hunted by almost everyone, yet still alive. (Even a horse. Dude, you've must've done something serious)
Not having a single injury on that EPIC adventure.
The nominees for the 'Musical Situation" are:
Bursting into song in a pub full of thugs singing about dreams.
The main character only singing two songs in a musical. (O_O NO! THAT CAN'T HAPPEN! NOOOOO!)
The nominees for the "Random Situation" are:
HAVING HAIR SO AWESOME WITHOUT PRODUCT OR ANYTHING!
Doing the smother.
Being slammed into a closet multiple times while unconscious and not wake up.
The nominees for the "Impossible Situations" are:
Changing from a wanted thief to a respected man overnight. (So impossible)
Get knocked out with a frying pan multiple times without a single concussion. (Again, so impossible)
Breaking the smother. (*Gasp!* SO IMPOSSIBLE)
Getting flipped over a castle and landing on the back of a horse (So impossible on so many levels, first of all, wouldn't that hurt your hoo-hoo?
The nominees for the "Rapunzel Situations" are:
Falling for the girl who knocked you out with a frying pan multiple times and tied you to a chair with her hair.
Meeting someone with so many uncontrollable mood swings.
Meeting someone who has been stuck up in a tower their whole life.
Having a girl save you from a pub full of thugs by singing about dreams.
So there you have it folks! The 7 categories you need to choose from! Please vote for all of them by review and make sure to put your comments!
Now if you don't mind… *Puts on football helmet* I'm going to try to kidnap Flynn Rider.
*Music on and applause*