Meloetta's Candy Runs
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: This is a Halloween one-shot made possible by the insane Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus. Enjoy.
After a long night of trick-or-treating, Meloetta started scarfing down the sweets that she had collected throughout the night. While Genesect was looking at something no one cared about, Keldeo saw Meloetta happily eating Halloween candy, belching loudly as she kept eating quickly.
"Hey Mel take it easy! You'll get a stomachache if you do that." Keldeo stated.
"So? I'm getting a bit sick of icing! I want to try something else for a change." She mentioned as the candy started melting even in her paddle shared hands, with Meloetta rubbing the melted candy inside her vagina, moaning in pleasure as she started cumming a few moments later, with Keldeo banging his head on the wall in annoyance, much to Meloetta's pleasure.
Then, Meloetta noticed some chocolate left inside her candy bag, taking them and eating them up, burping loudly as she did.
"Well, that was enough to satisfy my desire for sweets besides icing!" she said to herself. "Now I can go back to-"
Suddenly, Meloetta grabbed her stomach in pain as it started growling loudly, with Meloetta falling to her knees. Meloetta farted loudly, her gas lifting up her black dress, revealing her bubble butt cheeks, which unfortunately were of bare contents as Meloetta felt something else in her bowels.
"Oh no...I think I had too much!" she stated, running to the bathroom as she sat on the can, sighing of relief as a barrage of brownies erupted from her tuba butt, with Meloetta groaning loudly as loud farts and poop continued to come out along with some unusual tuba music.
"Thank Arceus I made it to the toilet, because I don't even wear panties, which could of made for a worse situation!" she said as she continued pooping and farting as her farting echoed through the bathroom as tuba sounds. Keldeo overheard Meloetta's messy situation from outside, followed by some laughing outside. Donkey Kong along with Petey Piranha and Silver the Hedgehog were laughing it up, Donkey Kong's chocolate laxative prank from that other author's stories having once again been pulled, and this time on Meloetta.
"Giving out these laxatives disguised as chocolate candy for Halloween was a great idea!" Donkey Kong said as he kept laughing. "First Rosalina, then Toadette, now Meloetta!" he mentioned from previous stories by the author.
Keldeo went outside and became furious as he saw Donkey Kong laughing it up, quickly changing to his Resolute Form and using Sacred Sword on Donkey Kong, which somehow caused all his fur to fall off, causing Silver and Petey to laugh more.
"AAAHHH! I'M NAKED!" Donkey Kong screamed as she ran away, covering his tush with his hands as Silver and Petey followed along, still laughing at Donkey Kong's furry baldness.
"That'll teach you!" Keldeo screamed at them.
Meanwhile, Meloetta finished up, her bowels empty after all that pooping and tuba farting. Meloetta flushed it away, leaving behind a messy toilet.
"Ohhhhh...now I have to clean that up..." she said. Then she placed her hands on her messy butt, sighing. "But first, I have to clean myself up..." Meloetta grabbed some toilet paper to wipe her tuba butt. "Next year, I'm just gonna stay home..." she said.
Keldeo knocked on the bathroom door, getting Meloetta's attention. "Or you can simply avoid eating the chocolate LAXITIVES!" he said to her as Meloetta simply groaned in response.
THE END