DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS.

Sasuke was strolling around Konoha Park, muttering to himself.

"That baka brother of mine I will get my revenge on him."

Then he bumped into someone, the person asked, "Do you want some candy?"

Sasuke went 5 steps back and saw the figure it was Ouorchimaru.

"Oh Ouorchimaru I didn't recognized you with the butt bow, what are you wearing, what's with the color skin?"

"Whatever Sasuke – Kun, do you want candy or not?" snake – man asked.

"No I hate sweets." Sasuke said.

"So what do you want?"

"Revenge"

"No revenge is sweet. I'll give you power all you want."

Sasuke now was interested in this, "Name your terms."

"All I want is a sexy boy in the party tonight."

Now this was too much.

"WTH?" Sasuke screamed.

Then Naruto came running from behind, "Sasuke – teme wait until I kick your – Oh Ouorchimaru I didn't recognize you with the butt bow and are you snecking in Konoha again?"

"Whatever I don't care about It." Snakey scoffed.

"Why don't I give you a autograph or something?" Sasuke said removing Snakey's hand from his shoulder.

"No, no. I like your body Sasuke – kun." Snakey started to stroke his hair.

Sasuke was terrified and for the first time of his life, "Naruto, help me!" Sasuke shouted has he reached out his hand.

Naruto grabbed his hand and ran near a tree.

"What are you going to do to him? Make him wear a butt bow!" Naruto shot.

"What?" Sasuke asked, confused.

"Yeah, and I'm his lover!!"

"Your what?" Sasuke struggled out of his grip and backed away.

"Oh! Sasuke, don't you remember our first kiss?" Naruto asked in a baby voice and manner.

START OF FLASH BACK

It was in the classroom and Sasuke was sitting on the third bench.

All the fan girls were staring at him, when Naruto came in he saw his crush (or was his crush) Sakura staring at Teme (Sasuke).

This made Naruto mad; He went on top of Teme's desk and crouched dead staring at his eyes.

Naruto though, "Why is always Sasuke, Sasuke what's so special about him in that way?"

Naruto heard the fan girls screaming at him.

"Don't stare at him."

"Go away you Baka."

"You'll make him angry."

The boy who was in front of Sasuke bench said teasing.

"Hey they sweep you of the feet."

The boy hit his elbow on Naruto's butt causing him to crush on Teme's lips.

END OF FLASHBACK.

"Well to tell you the truth it was a mistake!" Sasuke scoffed and really ashamed.

Snakey's was like a statue except his lower jaw was touching the ground.

Naruto smirked, "But it was our first kiss and I kept thinking about I day and night, I couldn't forget it so I fell in love with you."

Snakey snapped out of it and came back to reality, "I don't care about it and I only have 5 mintues for the party!" Looking at the watch on his right hand.

Snakey was about to grab Sasuke hand, but backed way.

"Look I don't care! Y'all are hopeless! I'm Going home to write a depressing poem!" Sasuke shot at them.

"But Sasuke I love you!" Naruto begged.

This time Snakey grabbed Sasuke's hand and dragged him away, "Then you will come to in the episode 167 or 267 something like that." And took him home.

Naruto dropped on his kness and started to cry, "Oh Sasuke! Don't leave me! Oh for the love of God have me!"

Kabuto came put his one leg on Naruto, "So the moral of the story is don't talk to strangers."

THE END