Ok, originally this Story wasn't supposed to be posted up, but I haven't seen any good Boxer and Socks Story and the only one I did … Has both of the Anarchy brothers gay or bisexual…except KuroSaburo's I mean I have no problem with that I just don't see it happening, the story is fine and all but I'd thought I'd take my own spin on it, but please be gentle, I'm fragile don't be too hard on me.
I own nary a thing
Also a few episodes will remain, some might not however
XxX Evil Seduction XxX
Daten City, a town clinging to the threshold between Heaven and Hell, where the peace of its human inhabitants are constantly under the threats of evil servants of Satan, however there is hope for the defenseless human however are they servants of God, Or minions of the Devil?
A little green zipper dog happily bounced around yipping "Chuck, Chuck, Chuck" Until a bolt of lightning came and struck him down, leaving him nice and crispy, a piece of the ground came up and a less-than-feminine black woman popped out from under it, pulled out a hammer from her massive afro, hit the green zipper dog and took the small scroll of paper that it spat out."
church bells rang
In a room that reeks of sweat and bodily fluid a young beautiful brunette rose, naked covering herself with her vest and the bed sheet.
"Eh? What, wait where I am? Oh no! "She stuttered, and then a quite handsome blonde rose out of bed, sitting himself up showing his fit body.
In another room that was dark, with several shades of black, gray and dark blue, a two tone haired boy also rose out of bed; he simply looked out of the window and went back to bed.
The priestess stood on the altar, then the second crash down and both males were seated on a purple coach
"Good Morning, Boxer" the priestess said
"That you're cue to leave, cutie." Boxer said waving to the leaving brunette who was blushing madly, and muttering to herself furiously.
"And how is your morning Socks?" She asked the two-tone boy
"Mornin' Good morning Sugar" He said eating some cake. The three stayed in awkward silence till the priestess broke the silence
"Heaven had blessed us with another heavenly clue, that'll lead us to another ghost." She pulled out the tiny scroll from her afro and showed it to the two
"Look, it says Sexy, We have reports of men all over Daten city disappearing after "working late" women are starting to go crazy without some to fill their cock cuzzy, and this must be the work of a ghost!" The priestess said
"All need in life, is a beautiful woman next to me." Boxer said, ignoring the priestess
"Is there anything wet you refuse to fuck?" Socks said looking at his almost-naked brother.
"Oh Come on now, little bro tell me you wouldn't want something sweet and slippery in your mouth?" Boxer said
"The only sweet thing I want in my mouth is sugar." Socks said, casually looking to the side pulling out some candy from his pajama pockets.
"Hey Sex is healthy, ain't that right Suspender?" Boxer said finally looking at the Priestess
"Shut the fuck up! Why the Hell do you think I'd know that, and your both are not here to fuck women and get diabetes, your purpose here is collect heaven coins so you can return to heaven, instead your just doing the same shitty acts you did in heaven that got your sorry asses kicked out in the first place so get your lazy man-whore and sugar-inhaling asses up and look for that ghost!" Suspender said in a half-rant half-lecture.
There was some awkward silence for a while.
"Y'know maybe I can get a few more women with all the men gone…" Boxer said with a smirk
"Let's just fucking doing it, Boxer before this place becomes worse than the Playguy manor, I'd rather be eating sweets on a plate than some random bitch." Socks said toying with his skeleton cat thing.
"JUST FUCKING FIND THAT GHOST!" Suspender said angrily, both brothers looked at each other and shrugged
"Fuck it let's go." Socks said, before changing into their usually clothes.
Both appeared before their blue car, Skin-tight. Boxer dressed in an unbuttoned, short sleeve shirt, showing his fit body and jeans, around his necklace his beloved gold chain. Socks was dress a little more formally in a white dress shirt, a vest over it with some dress pants-like shorts showing his dark blue and black striped socks and a ribbon neatly tied around his neck.
They revved up Skin-tight and left, popping out of the cemetery, quickly driving their way out crushing anything in their path, knocking cars out of the way, as if they were toys.
"Yea, It's so fucking awesome how Skin-tight can get us anywhere fucking fast and hard." Boxer said with a smirk, Socks sighing once again questioning, how he is related to the blonde idiot.
"Yes meet me later at the hotel today." A girl who was scantily clad said to a blonde man, hardly wearing a thing.
"Are you sure you don't wanna do a quickie, right no-"The man said before being crashed into the woman. Boxer jumped out, took out his underwear turning into a gun and pointing it at the woman.
"Look Sugar tits, while you're totally bang-able and all, I'm supposed to kill your ghost ass so repent motherfucker." Boxer said before shooting the woman, harmless little balls bounding off her
"Hey stop that it hurts." The woman said, Boxer looked at her then his gun and shot again…
"Or… Not" He said putting the gun away, before looking at the woman a tear in her eye
"Pl-please don't hurt me." She said weakly, Boxer soon had a smirk on her face.
"Socks, I'll home late tonight." Boxer said, handing over his gun to Socks
"Christ, Boxer" Socks said taking the gun and riding away in Skin-Tight.
~At the Church~
"Hey where the fuck is the manslut?" Suspender said making curry noticing that only one angel was sitting at the table.
"Fucking more girls, I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna take out this ghost, Suspender" Socks said biting his dessert fork.
"… Let's just fucking eat" Suspender said, sighing
A belch and eating later everyone was full of Suspender's curry.
"You're curry is unbelievable, Suspender." Sock said
"Haha Of course, my shit is good. GOOD Black shit!" Suspender said proudly,.
~Meanwhile~
Boxer was just done with the girl, he had met earlier
"Hey you wanna meet more women to bang?" She said wiping her mouth clean of sticky white goo.
"Hm More babes…. Sure." Boxer murmured with a smirk, one girl was good but more, Boxer was gonna have a nice trip.
"One catch though, Bring someone else our "darker girls" wouldn't suit your taste and we like EVERYONE to be pleased." She said, with a smile, Boxer sighed and considered this for a second, he figured he'd have a minimum of 3 girls with him… Socks hadn't been laid in a while… he might as well let his brother unwind or at least eat something other than sugary shit.
"Sure, where is this place?" Boxer asked
"Just follow me! I'll show you" The girl said getting out of bed showing her perfect skin, all sweaty and sticky. Boxer took his phone out of his pocket and called his brother.
"Ngh Boxer what do you want, I thought you were fucking, or did she find you unsatisfying?"
"Shut up, Dickmunch anyways come over here, NOW!"
"Wha- why?"
"Don't ask just come here!"
"Whatever, sure I'll be there but I swear if you're there to gloat about girls again I am going to shove my sword so far up your ass they'll have to remove it FROM YOUR MOUTH!"
"Right right… see ya"
Click!
Soon Socks came over and he and Boxer were led to this "place" (Which turned out to be a brothel)
"So … you brought me to a whorehouse? Boxer… PREPARE YOUR ASS!" Socks said before he spotted a girl, she, unlike the other girls wore a black kimono, that did little to cover her legs and shoulder, she wore dark purple eye shadow and black lipstick, her legs, her shoulders, she was beautiful. Socks felt himself walking towards her. He didn't know why but he wanted this girl, no he needed this girl.
"Ah so you found a girl, ey socky?" Boxer teased, Socks kept walking towards her, ignoring Boxer, leaving him stupefied because Socks always came up with a witty comeback.
"H-Hi, I'm Socks" Socks said to the girl, she looked at him with her purple eyes.
"Kimono" She said, her voice soft and smooth, and seductive.
"Uh um, I uh…" Socks stuttered another weird thing Socks was usually good at speaking never stuttering or mixing his words.
"I know what you want, come with me." Kimono said, leading Socks down the halls to a dark room. Kimono began stripping removing her clothes piece by piece, further teasing Socks, she seems to take forever to remove her clothes, when she was naked her form was nicely curved, her breast even and round, nipples pert
"Boxer doesn't know what he's missing." Socks thought, then began to remove his clothes before, Kimono stopped him whispering in his ear
"Let me remove them for you sugar bear." She said said slowly sliding a finger under his ribbon loosing it taking it off, taking her sweet time undid every button he had, sliding of his shirt showing his pale skin, she teased him slowly removing every single one of his clothing, until he was completely naked, she gently pushed him to the bed, and began to get to work.
-About 10 minutes later-
Socks was panting, 10 minutes had gone by and only teasing and some groping here and there but no action, man was Kimono a tease, she began to rub herself again him, the wet lips of her vulva rubbing against his head.
"Come and fuck me." She said, Socks wasted no time in doing something he had not done for a long time.
Hips thrusting…
Lips kissing…
Breath ragged…
Soon the pleasure he felt, came into an orgasm. And he felt Kimono orgasm, Socks all of a sudden felt as if he was shrinking, getting smaller, either that or Kimono was growing… no Kimono was growing, nor was he shrinking, he was being eaten, by her vagina.
"What the fuck?!" Socks freaks out then he knows, Kimono is the ghost he reaches for his Socks before he get completely sucked into her, back pulling in a sock with her.
"Hmmm another meal, yum." Kimono says, getting up and slipping on her kimono then, she walks, to where Boxer was just slipping on his shirt, and leaving a room, Kimono looked at him with devilish eyes.
"Maybe I should eliminate them both." She said before she felt pressure against her stomach, not from the outside but the inside.
"It's that damn angel no, I can't risk I'll have to force him down." She said, before Socks cut his way out of her stomach, ripping of her flesh revealing a black skin with glowing shade of orange.
"Socks?!" Boxer half yelled, surprised, looking at his brother, Socks looked at Boxer, holding one of his Sock-blades covering in sticky clear goo.
"I'll explain later, all I know is that this bitch is the ghost." Socks said angrily, Kimono, suddenly she shed her flesh turning into a completely black and orange ghost. The size of the ghost shattered the roof of the whorehouse, she stepped out where the denizens of Daten city looked at it
"What is that thing?"
"IS that an hourglass?"
Several cops stood about guns aim at it.
"FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER!" They yelled in unison firing of their guns which harmlessly bounced of the ghost. Suspender appeared beside them.
"The vengeful spirit of all the hoochies that died while having sex with incredibly handsome men, have turned into that ghost." Suspender said
"C-Can nothing harm it reverend? Is prayer and god the only way to save the city?" The Police chief said
"Why the fuck would I tell you that? God ain't even here now, we got Angels man Boxer and Socks you're up!" Suspender said
"Let's kill this disgusting whore for covering me in her filthy juices" Socks said
"Yea and for not covering me in it" Boxer said
"You're fucking disgusting, Boxer." Socks said before transforming into his Angel outfit
The citizens were watching astounded at the duo, changing into pure white clothing.
"Oh Pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, oh evil spirit drifting between heaven and earth, may the holy garb of this holy knights of shatter your loathsome impurity and send you from where you came, REPENT MOTEHRFUCKER!
Boxer turned his boxers into a light blue pistol than glowing with a white light. He shot straight at the ghost's head creating a big hole right in between her eyes. Socks jumped up and slashed at the ghost leaving many cut marks in it.
"You dirty men!" The ghost said before exploding, the citizens cheered and smiled at their success. A single shiny coin, a capital H on it with wings, Suspender picked it up.
"Good Angels you got a coin." She said
"All that for just one?" Boxer sighed
"Yea one closer so quit you're bitching." Suspender retorted, the church bell rang
"And so the bell rings for the spirit that has moved on, at least that why I assume it's ringing." Suspender said with a dignified air
"C'mon let's go home I need to stop smelling like pussy juice." Socks said
"Yea I got a little treat for me." Boxer stated with a big grin, pulling a blonde cop with him.
"You still got a punishment" Suspender said
"Ooh like what, bondage?" Socks said, half excitedly
"Now what do I get out of that?" Suspender sighed
XxXxX End XxXxX
Chibi: How bad did it suck? Anyways I intended this to start off like the first episode but I didn't want Boxer to be the only being covered in juices… so I made Socks anyways for those of you who are wondering about my vocaloid stories I'm working on it but it might takes some more time than intend, ok?