Requested by Caged Blackbird
So... Me and two friends often RP as Grand Highblood, Summoner and Gamzee, in a different world, where they live together as a very fucked up family. Everything is a bit messy and doesn't make sense, but it's fun. Have a look into their life
"Son, I swear... If you don't put that down, I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KNOCK YOUR HORNS INTO YOUR THINK PAN!"
"I DON'T MOTHERFUCKING CARE! IT'S GOTTA BE MY OWN DAMN CHOICE, FUCKING BASTARD!"
"DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I-"
Click
The Summoner turned from the door and scurried into the air before they noticed he was gone. One screaming clown was freaky enough, but two... "Phew..."
He cared deeply for the two. Burning black for the Grand Highblood had at some point turned into flushing red, and with that, two grubs had found their way to the hive. But, with a father like the Grand Highblood... Well, the grubs didn't exactly have a, well, good upraising. Which is why the Summoner had sneaked Tavros out of the hive as soon as they had pupated. Gamzee could handle their indigo-blooded father, hell, they were so alike they couldn't be in the same room, but little Tavros was too kind, too weak to handle the 'loving' treatment. So a lusus had adopted him, and was taking care of him now, six sweeps later. Highblood hardly noticed the absence of his other son. And the two kids probably never even got enough memories of each other to think of themselves as brothers. So when the two highbloods were having their 'discussions', he would take off and see his other son. Tavros knew nothing about the rest of his family, and thought that he was one of those who had gone through the trials and were strong enough to live in their own hive (anything to give the kid a little confidence).
"Hi, Dad. Uh, I didn't think you would be coming over anytime soon." Tavros rolled his four-wheeled device back and opened a second door, so the Summoner could enter without breaking a wing.
"I found the time." He ruffled the hair on the younger trolls head. "How are you? Where is Tinkerbull?"
"He's uh, out. Had something to do. Didn't tell me what, so, uh... I guess, lusi stuff?" He giggled, and Summoner's lips twitched into a smile. Coming to Tavros' hive was like coming to another world. Everything was quiet. No yelling, nothing breaking, no getting ordered to do the weirdest stuff. Like buying a gazillion bottles of Faygo. Those two drank more of that stuff than should be possible.
Not to mention, Tavros had a lot of little beasts in his hive.
A tiny clawbeast climbed into his lap and snuggled against the fur on his pants. Summoner failed to keep up his tough exterior, and melted at the sight of the little creature. Something that only happen when he was alone with his son.
When he came back, the hive was a mess as usual. Broken apparatus everywhere, parts of the walls were cracked or on the floor, and Gamzee was pretty much a formless blob on the floor. Despite his threats, Highblood hadn't touched his horns. Said troll was looking at Gamzee, somewhat confused. The expression looked alien on his face.
He looked up when the door closed behind Summoner. "Good, you're motherfucking home... HOW THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL DO I FIX HIM?"
Aah, yes, the excellent parenting of the Grand Highblood. He said that he only wanted Gamzee to be okay because he enjoyed their arguments, but behind the spiky club, there was a troll with a collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system of gold. The club was just really hard to avoid, and Highblood was really good at swinging it around.
As usual, Gamzee crawled up in his respiteblock with an endless amount of Faygo and his husktop after Summoner had checked his injuries. He would come out when they had healed and the circle would start gain.
Gamzee waddled out of his room a few days later, steering straight for the kitchen where the Summoner was leaning against a window. He had a weird smile on his face, but straightened himself when Gamzee entered. The kid looked like he had been living of slime again. Probably deciding he needed proper substance, he opened the refrigerator and grabbed whatever he touched first. He nodded at his father and tossed himself to the nearest table. His face paint, probably the only thing he liked so much about his other father that he wanted to copy, was smeared all over his face and hair. He had also painted his horns. Summoner took a moment to take in his hilarious looks, before noticing the table he was lying on.
"Son, you might not want to touch that table."
"Why not, man? I could lie here aaall day-" He cut himself of when he saw the creepy smile on his father's face, the same second as the Highblood walked in. He, too, noticed where Gamzee was lounging, and laughed loudly, smiling the same way as the Summoner.
"Aww, man, that's motherfucking gross." He lifted himself up, and walked towards another table.
"Not that, either."
"Man, is there anywhere in this hive where you haven't motherfucking been?"
"You're safe in your own motherfucking room... FOR NOW!" Highblood laughed again, sending Gamzee running wide-eyed towards his respiteblock, a few seconds later slamming the door.
The whole buckets and grubs talk had long ago been discussed, but Gamzee, as all other trollkids, did not want to think of his fathers like that. Unfortunately for him, they were frequently occupied by hinted actions.
Now that Gamzee was well again, it didn't take long for him and the Highblood to get in each other's throats again. This time about a returning subject; Gamzee's use of the Sopor slime.
"You know... I really don't LIKE... That MOTHERFUCKING ADDICTION OF YOURS!" Highblood grabbed his spikeless club, hovering over a stoned Gamzee. The club was already covered in indigo drops from earlier beatings. At least it wasn't one of the spiked ones. Oh, Highblood, you're just a big softie.
"Hey, man, 's all cool, nothing motherfucking bad is gonna happen." Gamzee dipped his claws in the slime.
"Put it away."
"Why? It's a motherfucking miracle. If you tried it, you'd know."
Summoner put a hand on Gamzee's shoulder. "Gamzee, just put it away."
"No way."
The club came rushing towards the kid's face. Incredibly enough, he dodged it and ran off, defiantly sticking the slime-covered fingers in his mouth and licking the substance off.
"COME BACK HERE!"
"MAKE ME!" A piece of the wall broke off.
"Don't make me come and get you, BECAUSE I MOTHERFUCKING WILL AND YOU WON'T LIKE IT!"
The club landed on Gamzee's leg and he fell over. Unable to run away, he twisted on the ground, trying to get away from his father. Summoner moved towards the door, but Gamzee caught his movement and yelled:
"Look! A butterfly!"
Highblood turned around and saw Summoner's escape attempt, ran up and grabbed a hold of him.
"If you keep trying to MOTHERFUCKING FLY OFF, IM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR WINGS!"
Summoner gave up on trying to get away and settled for trying to calm Highblood. He reached up and twisted his fingers in the enormous amount of hair, stroking the base of a horn before pulling his head closer.
"If you rip them off, I won't be a butterfly anymore."
Highblood stared into his eyes for a few seconds and pulled him into a hug, stroking his wings carefully.
"You're motherfucking lucky I love butterflys."
Gamzee took the opportunity to get up and run, jumped around them and out of the hive. And Highblood took the opportunity to sully another part of the hive with his partner.
Later, the Summoner had escaped Highblood's hands and was on his way towards Tavros' hive. They had agreed to meet that day, but he had gotten... distracted, and was now several hours late. So when he landed in front of the door he felt a bit guilty for keeping the kid waiting for him. He had raised his hand to knock, when he heard muffled voices and sounds coming from inside the hive. Knocking apparently didn't catch Tavros' attention, so he just opened the door, thinking the kid was just busy with an animal. He froze on the spot when he saw his son straddling his other son, while lips and tongues quickly pulled away from each other.
No typing quirks, 'cause they're horrible and I myself sometimes get annoyed while reading them
Will be continued after some more RP'ing x3