Jareth calls a meeting at the Castle beyond the Goblin City to discuss dating advice with fellow male characters.
Jareth: First of all thanks for coming. Secondly, does anyone have any good dating advice?
Erik (Phantom): You could serenade her with beautiful music?
Jareth: I have already tried that.
Erik: Well you could always pretend to be an Angel of Music sent down from Heaven by her Father?
Damon (The Vampire Diaries): Seriously? Did she buy into that? An Angel of Music?
Jareth: Her father is still alive. It wouldn't work.
Erik: Don't start Damon. You insolent fool.
Damon: Check you out with the big posh words. You've never lived in the real world have you? (smirking)
Erik: You know too well I haven't Damon. Everyone is scared of me and so should you!
Damon: You see, that is why everyone is scared of you.
Jareth: Enough, Damon, Erik. Stop.
Erik: As I was saying, you could always try kidnapping her lover and forcing her to choose between saving him or her freedom.
Damon: I take it you're not very good at giving dating advice?
Jareth: I don't really want to kidnap anyone, I already sorta kidnapped her baby brother and forced her to complete a Labyrinth where the odds were kinda stacked against her.
Damon: Oh my. You two are terrible at dating.
Jareth & Erik: And you are soo much better?
Damon: Hey, I am excellent at dating. You have to woo her, make her fall in love with you for your dangerous side and bad boy attitude. Girls like that sort of thing. It also helps if she isn't in love with your brother.
Loki: I am not sure what I am doing here. I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. Damn Thor!
Damon: How is Thor by the way?
Loki: Seriously, do you have a death wish? You ask me this every time I see you.
Damon: No harm in asking, that's all I'm saying.
Loki: Ah! Seriously what is it with you? (Loki leaves)
Damon: What is it with them and costumes?
Jareth and Erik look at one another…
Damon: I shouldn't have said that should I? (Poof! Jareth sent Damon back home with a wave of his hand)
Jareth: This is useless. I'll go and phone one of the Prince Charmings….