My Little life
CAST:
Serena Abtine: ME!!!!!!!!
Lilly Abtine: Not on here
Hannah Lizardo: CandyCanesRock
Charlie Abtine: CandyCanesRock
(SCENE ONE)
Lilly Abtine: (knocks at door) Serena, wake up. (walks in) Serena. (realizes she's not there) SERENA!
Charlie Abtine (runs in) Lilly, what's wrong?
Lilly: Charlie, Serena's missing!
Charlie: (dials number into phone) I'll call the neighbors.
Mrs. Fenton: Hello?
Charlie: Mrs. F., it's me, Charlie Abtine.
Mrs. Fenton: Hello, Mr. Abtine. How are you?
Charlie: Horrible! Serena's missing!
Mrs. Fenton: I don't know how to help you; why don't you call Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle?
Charlie: Mrs. Fenton, pardon my French, but, WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS?!
Mrs. Fenton: Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle.
Charlie: She's a book character.
Mrs. Fenton: You drank my soda!
Charlie: What soda?
Mrs. Fenton: You weren't supposed to kill him!
Charlie: Kill whom?
Mrs. Fenton: Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle!
Charlie: That's a woman!
Mrs. Fenton: Welcome to Pizza Hut! May I take your order? (Charlie has hung up, doesn't realize it) Oh, so you want a Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle with extra onions? That's going to be $5.38 at the next window!
Charlie: She went crazy. Btch. She doesn't know that Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle died yesterday.
Mrs. Fenton: (wearing Pizza Hut uniform) Here's Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle with extra onions. That's $5.38. (Charlie closes window on her hand)
Charlie: Now that Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle died, I'll call the police.
Police: Hello, this is 911. What is your emergency? Is it purple?
Charlie: IS EVERYONE GOING CRAZY? THEIR NUTTY BTCHES! And yes, it's purple!
Police: Come down sir. Now what's the purple emergency?
Charlie: My daughter is missing. And it's pink.
Police: So your pink daughter is missing?
Charlie: No, the problem is pink. Her name is Serena Abtine.
Police: Okay, give me some information about Serena. And, by any chance, when the last time you saw Serena, was she wearing pink?
Charlie: No! It was purple with yellow polka dots. She is 22 pounds and two feet two inches tall.
Police: How old is Serena?
Charlie: Eleven. (Police hangs up)
Lilly: Did you spit in your eye?
Charlie: Yes, it burns. And the police hung up.
Lilly: Honey, lets go buy some "MISSING" posters. On the way, let's run over the neighbors' cats.
Charlie: Let's go! I hate those cats! Their faces look like butts!
Lilly: Shotgun!
Charlie: Ow, my nuts!
Lilly: I'll drive. What happen? Did you spit in your eye and then it went down to your nuts?
Charlie: I think so. Now my problem is purple.