Oo...HEYA EVERYONE!!!
This is my first time doing script-typing stuff!!! *gets hit by tomatoes* u_u I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!! *runs away screaming* *peanut gallery cheers* You are all so mean...
WUAHAHAHA!!! I MEAN, NO DA EVIL DISCLAIMER!!!
*sniff sniff* I CAN'T DO THIS!!!
*runs away and hides in corner*
Yoh-muse: Koniichiwa, minna!!! I'll do it, because Orange-san can't!!! She doesn't own Shaman King or Totoro!!!
BUT I DO OWN YOH-MUSE!!! YAY!!!
So anyways, enjoy my crappy writing!!!
Title: When Evil Totoro Dollies Take Over the WORLD
Rated PG-13 for language and stuff; not necessarily perverseness (OMG A NEW VOCAB WORD!!!) and stuff like that...the GOOD thing is no Totoro was harmed during this production; only Totoro dollies were used. ^_^
Chapter 1: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE YOH A TOTORO DOLLIE?
(Yoh and Manta are walking back from getting groceries)
Yoh: Don't you have cram school today, Manta?
Manta: No.it was canceled because of some freak snowstorm forecasted tomorrow...Horo Horo? *laugh*
Yoh: *grin*
Yoh and Manta: **LAUGH**
Manta: *spaz* Y-Yoh-kun...do you feel that power??
Yoh: Aa.
(They walk towards an alley with a funny aura around it)
Manta: *spazzes because he's Manta* IT'S SCARY!!!! *spazzes again* YOH WATCH OUT!!!
Yoh: *something hits him in the face* AHH!!! *starts to run around in circles* GETTITOFF GETTITOFF GETTITOFF!!!
Manta: YOH-KUN!!!
Yoh: *runs around in circles*
Manta: Oi...Yoh-kun...stop for a second...
Yoh: *continues to run around in circles*
Manta: YOH-KUN!!! HEY!!!!
Yoh: What?
Manta: What's on your head?
Yoh: Hm...*looks at object on head* OMIGOD!!! IT'S ONE OF THOSE TOTORO DOLLIES!!! *waves hands around to make effect*
Manta: -_-;;; Totoro dollies?
Yoh: Aa, these Totoro dollies *waves hands around* are supposed to grow in numbers...and they can become alive like a REAL Totoro!!! Kowaii, ne? *Manta nods* Well, anyways, let's bring this home to Anna, see what she knows about it...
(They walk away. Duh.)
Anna: *holds up dolly* This is the thing that delayed you from getting my dinner?
*Yoh and Manta nod*
Anna: And they can multiply?
*nod*
Anna: They could act like a living Totoro, right?
*nod nod*
Anna: *raises an eyebrow* Mataku, anata-tachi wa baka, de sho?
*Yoh starts to nod, but stops*
Yoh: But it's one of those TOTORO DOLLIES!!! *waves hands around to make effect* And I heard they can play music too!!!
Anna: -_-; *sigh* Let's try to turn it on then. *tries to turn it on* Where is the stupid on switch on this thing? *shakes Totoro dolly* (Totoro dolly: *_*)
Yoh: O-Oi! Chotto matte, Anna! *saves Totoro dolly* I can turn it on...
Anna: Okay, then. Prove it.
Yoh: OKAY!!! *pokes Totoro's stomach*
Totoro dolly: *squeak*
*poke*
*squeak*
Yoh: ^_^ THIS IS FUN!!! *continues poking harassed Totoro dolly*
Totoro dolly: Raaar.
Yoh: AHH!!! *faints* @_@
Anna: *watches Totoro dolly walk back and forth saying raaar* Can this thing really play music?
Yoh: *magically gets revived by Totoro dolly chant* Yeah!!! This thing can record music, and then play it!!! ISN'T IT COOL?! ^_^
Anna: -_-++ Well, whatever. You found it, you keep it, don't let it get in the way of your training schedule.
Yoh: *sigh* Hai...
^_^ ~~ ^_^
Yoh: *stuffs Totoro dolly into pocket* Hey, that's so cool!!! A portable Totoro!!! I should give one of these to Horo Horo!!! *pokes Totoro's tummy and another Totoro magically appears next to Yoh* HAHA OKAY!!! I'M GOING TO THE FOREST!!! *walks off in direction of Horo Horo forest, then finds Horo Horo's tent thingy* OI BORO BORO!!!
Horo Horo: IT'S HORO HORO!!!
Yoh: ^_^ DO YOU WANT A TOTORO DOLLIE!!!!!! *waves hands around to make effect*
Horo Horo: DON'T SCREAM SO LOUD!!!
Yoh: WHAT!!!
Horo Horo: DON'T SCREAM SO LOUD!!! TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES!!!
Yoh: WHAT!!! (has headphones on)
Horo Horo: *sigh* Forget it...
Yoh: *takes of headphones* So, do you want a Totoro dollie? *waves ha-o okay, you get it* I'm giving one to everyone!!! ^_^
Horo Horo: . Huh? What's a Totoro dolly?
Yoh: A TOTORO DOLLIE!!! *WHATME (Waves Hands Around To Make Effect) What did you think?
Horo Horo: Oh, okay...I thought it was a Totoro dolly.
Yoh: NO!!! It's a TOTORO DOLLIE!!! *WHATME* So, do you want it?
Horo Horo: o_O Fine...What do you do with it?
Yoh: STUFF!!! You know, it's really handy...and modeled off of a real Totoro, it can act like one. It can record MUSIC too!!!
Horo Horo: Oh, okay. I'll take one. *stops* Can I make it jump off a cliff?
Yoh: *thinks for a while* Yeah, I think so.
Horo Horo: ^_^
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: ^_^
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: ^_^+
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: ^_^++
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: STOPPIT ALREADY!!!
Yoh: ^_^ Okay!!! ^_^ *walks away*
Horo Horo: -_-;;; Ugh...
*as soon as Yoh walks off, Horo Horo turns on the Totoro dollie and makes it walk off a cliff*
Horo Horo: *evil laughter* Die, baka-yarou...
*after Horo Horo goes to sleep the Totoro dollie that fell off the cliff starts twitching sporadically and multiplies by itself*
*minutes later, there are about 5 Totoro dollies walking about under the cliff*
Totoro dolly #1: *thinks to all the other Totoro dollies because it can't speak* Tonight...we take over Townsville-er, Funbari Ga Oka, tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!
*all the Totoro dollies start roaring simultaneously*
(Then, we meet at Funbari Onsen a.k.a. Yoh's house)
Anna: Manta, go do the wash.
Manta: Okay...
Anna: NOW!!!
Manta: AHH!!! OKAY OKAY OKAY!!!
Anna: *evil smile*
Manta: Yoh-kun?
Yoh: *listens to music*
Manta: Yoh-kun!
Yoh: *continues listening to music*
Manta: DARN IT YOH-KUN LISTEN TO ME!!!
Yoh: Huh? Did you say something, Manta?
Manta: -_-;;; Laundry day...
Yoh: Oh, okay!!! *takes off pants and hands them to Manta*
Manta: o_O Uh...ok...?
Yoh: Yep!!! ^_^
*Manta tosses them into the washing machine and around and around the clothes go*
Yoh: *watches the clothes go around and around* @_@ *falls over*
Anna: *hits head against wall-I mean, hand-I mean, ceiling...choose one* You're so stupid...
(...Little did they know, the pocket Totoro dollie was stuck inside Yoh's pants and couldn't get out!!! And Manta put Yoh's pants and Yoh's bright orange jumpsuit together in the same wash cycle!! O_o WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW?)
Totoro dollie: @_@ *slowly turns orange* *thinks* I...SHALL GET MY REVENGE FOR TURNING THIS COLOR!!! *evil plan starts forming in the Totoro dolly's mind*
*dun dun DUN!!!!*
(Somewhere else, Ren is drinking milk so he cannot be vertically challenged.)
Ren: *glug glug*
Bason: BOCCHAMA!!!
Ren: What, Bason?
Bason: I DUNNO!!! Actually, you got 33 letters in the mail...
Ren: *smirks* Heh. Of COURSE I got 33 letters in the mail. After all, I have 33 friends!!! *starts laughing maniacally*
Bason: HOW CLEVER BOCCHAMA!!! *stops* You have 33 friends?
Ren: SHUT UP!!! NO ONE HEARD THAT!!! *shifty eyes* . .
Bason: Oh, okay...HOW CLEVER BOCCHAMA!!!
Ren: Well, anyways, where are my 33 letters?
Bason: *dumps them in a pile on the table*
Ren: Oooo...Which one should I open first...*picks an abnormally large one wrapped in orange* Hm...Somehow, I think this is from Yoh...I don't know why...*unwraps it*
*sees a Totoro dollie*
Ren: WHAT THE HELL!!!
Totoro dollie: *eyes gleam*
Ren: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Bason: BOCCHAMA!!!
%_% AHHHHH!!!! CLIFFIE CUZ I DUNNO WUTS GONNA HAPPEN TO REN!!! &_&
^_^ I found that pretty funny...this time Anna was in-character!!! I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! Yeah...If you DIDN'T find it funny (because you have a strange sense of humor or you think my humor's twisted or you don't get my humor or I'm just not funny at all or my writing's really crappy or none of the above or two of the reason's or something else that I didn't mention), YOU CAN REVIEW SAYING THAT I SUCK AND I KNOW IT!!! Which I do, so yeah. Also, review just for the heck of it...yeah. ^_^
MY YOH-MUSE HELPED ME TO WRITE THIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!! *hugs Yoh-muse*
Yoh-muse: @_@ Ah...can't...breathe...
AHH NO YOH-MUSE DON'T DIE!!! *shakes Yoh-muse*
Yoh-muse: @_@ @_@ @_@
(Not really, I wouldn't REALLY do that to my Yoh-muse; it's abuse -_-;;;)
Thanks to the 'ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO' site!!! It gave me...INSPIRATION!!! Yeah...you want the link?
I'll give you the link anyways.
http:// www. jurai. net/ ~bates/ dead- totoro/
Yeah...GO THERE NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! ^_^ Funniest Totoro site I ever read...of course, the webmaster/mistress LOVES Totoro...she just thought of this, you know? Yep...
JAPANESE TIME!!! YEAH WOOHOO HOORAY!!! *starts doing Dora dance in retarded way, then trips and falls over* ow...
Oi-hey
Kowaii – scary (not to be confused with kawaii, which means cute -_-;;;)
Anata - You
-tachi – group (added on as a suffix thing)
Wa – is/are
Baka – idiot DUH
De sho – right (I think, anyways...-_-;;; Can't be bothered to look it up...-_-)
Chotto matte – wait a minute/a little
Baka-yarou – Idiot-bastard...of course, literally...
BOCCHAMA!!! BUAHAHAHA!!! – young master; Bason ALWAYS uses this
AND THAT'S IT!!! CLICK ON THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE!!!
NO NOT THAT BUTTON THE OTHER BUTTON!!! THE ONE THAT SAYS GO!!! YEAH THAT ONE!!!
Yoh-muse: BYE!!!
This is my first time doing script-typing stuff!!! *gets hit by tomatoes* u_u I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!! *runs away screaming* *peanut gallery cheers* You are all so mean...
WUAHAHAHA!!! I MEAN, NO DA EVIL DISCLAIMER!!!
*sniff sniff* I CAN'T DO THIS!!!
*runs away and hides in corner*
Yoh-muse: Koniichiwa, minna!!! I'll do it, because Orange-san can't!!! She doesn't own Shaman King or Totoro!!!
BUT I DO OWN YOH-MUSE!!! YAY!!!
So anyways, enjoy my crappy writing!!!
Title: When Evil Totoro Dollies Take Over the WORLD
Rated PG-13 for language and stuff; not necessarily perverseness (OMG A NEW VOCAB WORD!!!) and stuff like that...the GOOD thing is no Totoro was harmed during this production; only Totoro dollies were used. ^_^
Chapter 1: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE YOH A TOTORO DOLLIE?
(Yoh and Manta are walking back from getting groceries)
Yoh: Don't you have cram school today, Manta?
Manta: No.it was canceled because of some freak snowstorm forecasted tomorrow...Horo Horo? *laugh*
Yoh: *grin*
Yoh and Manta: **LAUGH**
Manta: *spaz* Y-Yoh-kun...do you feel that power??
Yoh: Aa.
(They walk towards an alley with a funny aura around it)
Manta: *spazzes because he's Manta* IT'S SCARY!!!! *spazzes again* YOH WATCH OUT!!!
Yoh: *something hits him in the face* AHH!!! *starts to run around in circles* GETTITOFF GETTITOFF GETTITOFF!!!
Manta: YOH-KUN!!!
Yoh: *runs around in circles*
Manta: Oi...Yoh-kun...stop for a second...
Yoh: *continues to run around in circles*
Manta: YOH-KUN!!! HEY!!!!
Yoh: What?
Manta: What's on your head?
Yoh: Hm...*looks at object on head* OMIGOD!!! IT'S ONE OF THOSE TOTORO DOLLIES!!! *waves hands around to make effect*
Manta: -_-;;; Totoro dollies?
Yoh: Aa, these Totoro dollies *waves hands around* are supposed to grow in numbers...and they can become alive like a REAL Totoro!!! Kowaii, ne? *Manta nods* Well, anyways, let's bring this home to Anna, see what she knows about it...
(They walk away. Duh.)
Anna: *holds up dolly* This is the thing that delayed you from getting my dinner?
*Yoh and Manta nod*
Anna: And they can multiply?
*nod*
Anna: They could act like a living Totoro, right?
*nod nod*
Anna: *raises an eyebrow* Mataku, anata-tachi wa baka, de sho?
*Yoh starts to nod, but stops*
Yoh: But it's one of those TOTORO DOLLIES!!! *waves hands around to make effect* And I heard they can play music too!!!
Anna: -_-; *sigh* Let's try to turn it on then. *tries to turn it on* Where is the stupid on switch on this thing? *shakes Totoro dolly* (Totoro dolly: *_*)
Yoh: O-Oi! Chotto matte, Anna! *saves Totoro dolly* I can turn it on...
Anna: Okay, then. Prove it.
Yoh: OKAY!!! *pokes Totoro's stomach*
Totoro dolly: *squeak*
*poke*
*squeak*
Yoh: ^_^ THIS IS FUN!!! *continues poking harassed Totoro dolly*
Totoro dolly: Raaar.
Yoh: AHH!!! *faints* @_@
Anna: *watches Totoro dolly walk back and forth saying raaar* Can this thing really play music?
Yoh: *magically gets revived by Totoro dolly chant* Yeah!!! This thing can record music, and then play it!!! ISN'T IT COOL?! ^_^
Anna: -_-++ Well, whatever. You found it, you keep it, don't let it get in the way of your training schedule.
Yoh: *sigh* Hai...
^_^ ~~ ^_^
Yoh: *stuffs Totoro dolly into pocket* Hey, that's so cool!!! A portable Totoro!!! I should give one of these to Horo Horo!!! *pokes Totoro's tummy and another Totoro magically appears next to Yoh* HAHA OKAY!!! I'M GOING TO THE FOREST!!! *walks off in direction of Horo Horo forest, then finds Horo Horo's tent thingy* OI BORO BORO!!!
Horo Horo: IT'S HORO HORO!!!
Yoh: ^_^ DO YOU WANT A TOTORO DOLLIE!!!!!! *waves hands around to make effect*
Horo Horo: DON'T SCREAM SO LOUD!!!
Yoh: WHAT!!!
Horo Horo: DON'T SCREAM SO LOUD!!! TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES!!!
Yoh: WHAT!!! (has headphones on)
Horo Horo: *sigh* Forget it...
Yoh: *takes of headphones* So, do you want a Totoro dollie? *waves ha-o okay, you get it* I'm giving one to everyone!!! ^_^
Horo Horo: . Huh? What's a Totoro dolly?
Yoh: A TOTORO DOLLIE!!! *WHATME (Waves Hands Around To Make Effect) What did you think?
Horo Horo: Oh, okay...I thought it was a Totoro dolly.
Yoh: NO!!! It's a TOTORO DOLLIE!!! *WHATME* So, do you want it?
Horo Horo: o_O Fine...What do you do with it?
Yoh: STUFF!!! You know, it's really handy...and modeled off of a real Totoro, it can act like one. It can record MUSIC too!!!
Horo Horo: Oh, okay. I'll take one. *stops* Can I make it jump off a cliff?
Yoh: *thinks for a while* Yeah, I think so.
Horo Horo: ^_^
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: ^_^
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: ^_^+
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: ^_^++
Yoh: ^_^
Horo Horo: STOPPIT ALREADY!!!
Yoh: ^_^ Okay!!! ^_^ *walks away*
Horo Horo: -_-;;; Ugh...
*as soon as Yoh walks off, Horo Horo turns on the Totoro dollie and makes it walk off a cliff*
Horo Horo: *evil laughter* Die, baka-yarou...
*after Horo Horo goes to sleep the Totoro dollie that fell off the cliff starts twitching sporadically and multiplies by itself*
*minutes later, there are about 5 Totoro dollies walking about under the cliff*
Totoro dolly #1: *thinks to all the other Totoro dollies because it can't speak* Tonight...we take over Townsville-er, Funbari Ga Oka, tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!
*all the Totoro dollies start roaring simultaneously*
(Then, we meet at Funbari Onsen a.k.a. Yoh's house)
Anna: Manta, go do the wash.
Manta: Okay...
Anna: NOW!!!
Manta: AHH!!! OKAY OKAY OKAY!!!
Anna: *evil smile*
Manta: Yoh-kun?
Yoh: *listens to music*
Manta: Yoh-kun!
Yoh: *continues listening to music*
Manta: DARN IT YOH-KUN LISTEN TO ME!!!
Yoh: Huh? Did you say something, Manta?
Manta: -_-;;; Laundry day...
Yoh: Oh, okay!!! *takes off pants and hands them to Manta*
Manta: o_O Uh...ok...?
Yoh: Yep!!! ^_^
*Manta tosses them into the washing machine and around and around the clothes go*
Yoh: *watches the clothes go around and around* @_@ *falls over*
Anna: *hits head against wall-I mean, hand-I mean, ceiling...choose one* You're so stupid...
(...Little did they know, the pocket Totoro dollie was stuck inside Yoh's pants and couldn't get out!!! And Manta put Yoh's pants and Yoh's bright orange jumpsuit together in the same wash cycle!! O_o WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW?)
Totoro dollie: @_@ *slowly turns orange* *thinks* I...SHALL GET MY REVENGE FOR TURNING THIS COLOR!!! *evil plan starts forming in the Totoro dolly's mind*
*dun dun DUN!!!!*
(Somewhere else, Ren is drinking milk so he cannot be vertically challenged.)
Ren: *glug glug*
Bason: BOCCHAMA!!!
Ren: What, Bason?
Bason: I DUNNO!!! Actually, you got 33 letters in the mail...
Ren: *smirks* Heh. Of COURSE I got 33 letters in the mail. After all, I have 33 friends!!! *starts laughing maniacally*
Bason: HOW CLEVER BOCCHAMA!!! *stops* You have 33 friends?
Ren: SHUT UP!!! NO ONE HEARD THAT!!! *shifty eyes* . .
Bason: Oh, okay...HOW CLEVER BOCCHAMA!!!
Ren: Well, anyways, where are my 33 letters?
Bason: *dumps them in a pile on the table*
Ren: Oooo...Which one should I open first...*picks an abnormally large one wrapped in orange* Hm...Somehow, I think this is from Yoh...I don't know why...*unwraps it*
*sees a Totoro dollie*
Ren: WHAT THE HELL!!!
Totoro dollie: *eyes gleam*
Ren: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Bason: BOCCHAMA!!!
%_% AHHHHH!!!! CLIFFIE CUZ I DUNNO WUTS GONNA HAPPEN TO REN!!! &_&
^_^ I found that pretty funny...this time Anna was in-character!!! I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! Yeah...If you DIDN'T find it funny (because you have a strange sense of humor or you think my humor's twisted or you don't get my humor or I'm just not funny at all or my writing's really crappy or none of the above or two of the reason's or something else that I didn't mention), YOU CAN REVIEW SAYING THAT I SUCK AND I KNOW IT!!! Which I do, so yeah. Also, review just for the heck of it...yeah. ^_^
MY YOH-MUSE HELPED ME TO WRITE THIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!! *hugs Yoh-muse*
Yoh-muse: @_@ Ah...can't...breathe...
AHH NO YOH-MUSE DON'T DIE!!! *shakes Yoh-muse*
Yoh-muse: @_@ @_@ @_@
(Not really, I wouldn't REALLY do that to my Yoh-muse; it's abuse -_-;;;)
Thanks to the 'ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO' site!!! It gave me...INSPIRATION!!! Yeah...you want the link?
I'll give you the link anyways.
http:// www. jurai. net/ ~bates/ dead- totoro/
Yeah...GO THERE NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! ^_^ Funniest Totoro site I ever read...of course, the webmaster/mistress LOVES Totoro...she just thought of this, you know? Yep...
JAPANESE TIME!!! YEAH WOOHOO HOORAY!!! *starts doing Dora dance in retarded way, then trips and falls over* ow...
Oi-hey
Kowaii – scary (not to be confused with kawaii, which means cute -_-;;;)
Anata - You
-tachi – group (added on as a suffix thing)
Wa – is/are
Baka – idiot DUH
De sho – right (I think, anyways...-_-;;; Can't be bothered to look it up...-_-)
Chotto matte – wait a minute/a little
Baka-yarou – Idiot-bastard...of course, literally...
BOCCHAMA!!! BUAHAHAHA!!! – young master; Bason ALWAYS uses this
AND THAT'S IT!!! CLICK ON THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE!!!
NO NOT THAT BUTTON THE OTHER BUTTON!!! THE ONE THAT SAYS GO!!! YEAH THAT ONE!!!
Yoh-muse: BYE!!!