Okay.. so the other story was crap. The plot really didn't work out and Zoro was SO OOC... so i'll try again... and in a different way. I think i keep telling myself it has to be fanct but that just makes my stories stupid and confusing.

And I don own OP

Part I

The bet

It felt like it took ages, but it only took a split second before Roronoa Zoro was lying flat on the ground grumbling and cursing. He had shut his eyes in the fall but now kept them closed aching in pain. He gritted his teeth and held his hand over his stomach.

'You've GOT to be kidding me!' the laughing bright voice rang in his ears. He tried to get up by getting onto his knees and then falling down again on the deck. The laughing voice slowly trailed off.

'Zoro…' He felt a small hand on his shoulder.

'Zoro I… I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you it was just in a fit of anger!' Nami cried out shaking him uncontrollably.

With his forehead on the wooden deck his eyes started to calm instead of being clutched together and he couldn't hold it back any longer. Under the navigator's shaking hold he silently began to giggle desperately trying not to let her hear or notice, but of course she did. Nami's shaking trailed off and she stood up glaring at him slowly getting a more deadly look in her eyes as the swordsman stood up on his knees and broke out into a roaring laughter.

Nami stood nailed to the floor her fists clenched.

'Your such a stupid fishcheese looking goof!' she shrieked. Zoro stopped laughing immediately.

'…What?' He asked in a mocking tone cracking an eyebrow. Nami yelped in helplessness and dropped to the floor.

'NAAAAAAAAAMI-SAAAAAAN' a voice cried out getting louder and louder until the blonde was kneeling before the defeated navigator. His happy face surely coming from the fact that he had prepared a special drink for her turned into angry eyes.

'Did that stupid swordsman tease you again?'

'Sanji.. you don't have to talk to me like I'm a little bullied kid!' Zoro grinned surely not hiding his mocking laugh. Nami cried out.

'But you ARE a little bullied child kiddo!' Zoro roared in laughter again at her. He sighed and smiled.

'You guys've had much too little to drink yet.' Zoro said before Sanji could get revenge at the man who bullied the love of his life. Nami punched Zoro on the shoulder as they headed for their mates but inside her mind she was grateful for having Zoro to shut up Sanji who was constantly chasing her. She had been truly happy for getting another pretty female into the straw-hat crew.

'Oooh! Zoro and Nami had to stop making out because Sanji came and…' Usopp started but yelped as a big hand bonked him on his noggin.

'Shut up.' Zoro growled and sat down to down a newly opened bottle. He leaned over and whispered into Nami's ear.

'I challenge you.'

'Oh really?' She asked staring at him.

'We each choose somebody that will get really drunk tonight. The person who will end up not able to lie on the floor without holding onto it will be the most drunk person and we will have the winner.'

'A-ha,' Nami looked at him confused. 'And the prize?'

'Well,' He started looking thoughtfull. If you win I will never tease you again, but if I win… you will do as I tell you for the next three days.' Nami considered this for a moment. What could he possible make her do that would be so awful. Would most likely just be a waitress for his lazy body. Or maybe even get her to insult Sanji real awfully. She looked from him to her crew mates who were uncontrollably drinking already.

'Deal' Their hands connected in a firm handshake.

Nami scanned the crew for a suitable victim. Ruffy would be the ignorant but alcohol rarely exceeded his insanity. Chopper? An easy victim, but knowing too well the consequences from drinking too much. Robin is way to strong to fall for any mind tricks. That left only Sanji and Usopp.

'Watcha so thoughtfull about? Drink with me!' A mug smacked into hers and she downed it. It was quickly refilled as she kept drinking while thinking about whether to take Usopp or Sanji. If she couldn't get Sanji drunk, he'd do it for her if she even asked him. Sleazy way to win, but whatever works to get that stupid swordsman down she thought.

Okay first chappie, please review! You'll soon get the next one!

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