Earth Who

by Douglas Neman

This story starts 10 minutes after the DW 1996 TV movie, and takes place between the E2 eps "Flower Child" and "All About Eve." The Doctor lands on G889 to recover from his regeneration, but adventure awaits. He joins forces with Eden Advance to outwit a ruthless, calculating ZED which seems indestructible, and which won't stop until its mission is achieved.

1. Excerpt

Subject: An Important Crossover Announcement

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We temporarily interrupt this program to bring you an excerpt from another TV show:

Bambera: "Well done, Zbigniev! Two complete strangers walk up with a couple of antiquated pass cards, and you let them in! Why?"

Zbigniev: "Sir?"

Bambera: "You know something – what is it?"

Zbigniev: "Off the record, sir?"

Bambera: "Off the record."

Zbigniev: "When I served under Lethbridge-Stewart, we had a scientific adviser called, 'the Doctor.'"

Bambera: "The man outside?"

Zbigniev: "No, sir, but..."

Bambera: "But?"

Zbigniev: "He changed his appearance – several times."

Bambera: "A disguise!"

Zbigniev: "No, sir. The word was, he changed his whole physical appearance."

Bambera: "His whole appearance..."

Zbigniev: "And his personality."

Bambera: "How could he be the same man if his appearance and personality had changed?"

Zbigniev: "I don't know, sir."

Bambera: "What do you know, Zbigniev?"

Zbigniev: "Just that when this Doctor turns up –"

Bambera: "Yes?"

Zbigniev: "All hell breaks loose!"

- Doctor Who, "Battlefield"