A/N: This is my first fanfic ever, and I wasn't really planning on making this one. Randomness stroke me. Anyway, please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Jigoku Shoujo, though I would love to.
"Hey, Ren," Hone Onna called.
"What?"
"Well done."
The tsukumogami sighed in annoyance. This was his worse day ever. He was given the worst part, just because he had what it takes to 'charm' Todaka Namiko, the person who was seen commiting an adultery with another person by the client's mother. Of course he knew that the client was not interested in old geezers nor women. That crosses out both Hone Onna and Wanyuudou. He was the only one left to do the chore. How unfavorable.
Rejecting? That wasn't an option. He knew that they would have to send her to hell, especially using a rather explicit method.
Asking for another method? No. She would have to suffer for what she did—and yes, 'that' method was the trump card.
But because of that method of sending her to hell, Ichimoku Ren suffered. Or so to speak. Both Wanyuudou and Hone Onna laughed so badly at him as if he got pranked by a little kid, while Ai was just there, staring. Lucky for him, she wasn't joining Wanyuudou's and Hone Onna's 'Kids, Let's Laugh at Ren!' club. Because if she really did…
Ah, that was just plain absurd and impossible.
"Ojou," Ren said.
"Yes?"
He let go a hefty sigh. "Next time, please do not make me suffer that embarassment…"
There was this silence. Total silence.
"That depends."
"On?" Ren, Hone Onna and Wanyuudou asked in unison.
"The case."
'Well, at least it still depends,' he thought. "Is there a chance that you're going to make Hone Onna or Wanyuudou suffer the embarassment just like now?"
"Hone Onna might," she paused as Hone Onna froze in terror, "but Wanyuudou is just too old."
The woman started moving again as she heard that last sentence. "Too old."
Grandpa Wanyuudou did not know how to react; be it happy or sad. While Hone Onna and Ren started to talk about it, and making another group entitled as the 'Kids, Let's Laugh at Granpaps Wanyuudou!' club.
A/N:
Yes! My first fanfic! It's done! I wasn't really hoping that my first fanfic would be a one shot, but, ah, what the heck. You could actually see this one in another version in my LJ account. But the difference isn't really that much, only some few sentences at the end of the story, so it does seem like reading the same fanfic twice, really. Anyways, I'm just amazed at how randomness actually made me write my first fanfic. This was actually written by me two days ago (and I did post it on LJ first), but I somehow forgot to post it here. Heh.
What do you think about it? Please give me your opinion. -wink-