Summary: Three super-powered teens sensed trouble. Three hands were raised. Three people needed to use the bathroom.

Genre: Humor

It was an average high school day. Everyone was in their classrooms listening to teachers drone on about unappreciated subjects, and many students were doodling. In the middle of the boredom, three very special students got specialized alerts of very special proportions. This called for privacy.

At once, three hands were raised. The auto-gears in three teacher's heads turned, and a monotonous "yes?" came from three mouths. Variations of "I need to use the bathroom" came from three teenagers, and three doors were slammed open as three students came running out. Three minds noticed the overly-crowded hallways, and three sets of feet began running in a certain direction. Three pairs of eyes saw a bathroom, and three courses were changed to get there as soon as possible. Three average kids were about to change into three super-powered superheroes. But those three kids staggered back as three heads hit each other.

"I really need to use that bathroom!" came one of the three voices.

"Trust me; I need to use it way more." Came another.

"You guys seriously do not know how much I need to use this bathroom." Came the third voice.

The three teenagers were tripping all over each other to try to open the one bathroom door first, but no one was winning. Anyone walking by at that time saw a jumbled pile of kids in front of the bathroom, paired with many comments about how much someone needed to pee.

"I really have a bladder problem, and if I don't get in there soon there are going to be some wet clothes here." Reasoned the first voice.

"I have to go so badly, I might seriously explode if I don't get in there." Said the second.

"I have to pee so bad I can taste it! Seriously let me in there first!" Said the third voice.

"I've been tasting it for the past hour!"

"I've felt it trying to come up my throat for the past hour!"

"Come on! I REALLY need to go!"

Three tumbling and fake-urinating students were too busy trying to open the door, they didn't notice when a fourth teen came over.

"Outta my way, losers!"

Three teens stopped fighting and watched as a jock came and stole their bathroom. Three teens were flabbergasted. Three teens heard the unearthly sounds coming from the now-occupied toilet. Three teens smelled the revolting odor. Three teens untangled themselves from each other.

"Suddenly I don't have to go as badly."

"Yea, it's as if I never had to go in the first place."

"I'm getting the exact same feeling."

Three sets of feet started walking in separate directions. Three sets of eyes watched for when the other was out of sight. Three high-schoolers bolted for the nearest janitor closet. Three ordinary teens were replaced by three really awesome superheroes who never wanted to use that bathroom ever again.

Silly teen super heroes! Why didn't they go in janitors' closets in the first place?

Writing this made me really need to go to the bathroom! :P

Anyway, if you weren't sure, the three teens are Danny, Jake, and Randy. They all have (or had) their own shows. I hope you enjoyed this short little story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, American Dragon: Jake Long, or Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja. (even though they were never directly mentioned)