April 8th, 2005!

Authors: What2callmyself and Titangirl161 (!)

A/N: Today we have come to pool our creative forces and definite insanity to share with you! The public! Dude! …current mood is likely to be partially responsible from the consumption of Vanilla Coke…which happened to be evil! EVILLLLLLLL! …and Titangirl161 also happens to hate her pants…due to the same evilnesss. And so! Here for your enjoyment or loss of sanity is our insane ficcy because we were hyper and felt like it! Mwuhahahahaha!Q!

SAY WHAT! We have to fight WHO!

As Koenma sat at his desk furiously stamping 'important' paperwork, George busted in screaming, "Lord Koenma! The end is near!11111!"

Koenma's head immediately shot up and asked in a hopeful voice, "The end of my paperwork?"

"NO! The end of the world!"

"So what's new?"

"This!" replied George, shoving a folder in his face.

Koenma cautiously opened the folder, as he read his face became pale. "Oh no," he said gravely, "This is going to be the hardest case the Reikai Tantei could ever get. Worse, there is no way they can win."

(-meanwhile, …elsewhere…somewhere…-)

"NOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"BEG FOR YOUR LIFE YOU FOOL!"

"I AM A MAN AND I WILL NEVER BEND DOWN TO YOU!"

"STUPID WEAKLING! NOW YOU WILL DIE! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT ME! YOU'RE PATHETIC!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Jeez, suck it up already Kuwabara, quit being a baby!"

"Shut up Urameshi! You never would have beat me without those cheat codes!"

"I could beat you anytime anywhere!"

(Yes, it was another fun filled educational day for the two delinquents who were too wise for school and spending the time at the local arcade. Notice, my friends, that that was completely sarcastic. ("Thank you lord for sarcasm!" –JTHM :n.n:) But eventually they got kicked out for being too loud since Kuwabara needed to learn the meaning of being quiet. So they took their skirmish outside to the local park, where they happened to stumble across the rest of their team.)

(The Park! Dun duna! And this is the scene that Yusuke and Kuwabara interrupted.)

"Unhand me! NOW!"

"But I do not have my hands on you to unhand you."

"THEN CALL OFF YOUR DAMN VINES!"

"That does not seem like an appropriate course of action as you will undoubtedly take your anger out on the undeserving."

"DAMMIT! LET ME GO RIGHT NOW YOU BAKA KITSUNE!"

in come Yusuke and Kuwabara…the former wearing a look similar to this: o.O while the latter wore an outright: O.O ..look.

"Um…..what the hell's going on? Why is Hiei hanging upside while tied up by vines?"

"Are you playing a sorta weird game?" (Kuwabara)

Kurama replied as calmly as ever, "Do not mind him, he's just in a mood."

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THAT BAKA NINGEN INSULTED MY HAIR! I DEMAND VENGENCE!"

"Awww…are you having a bad day mister grumpy pants?" Kuwabara said being all condescending and such. (TWO POINTS! SWISH!)

GLARE! OF DOOM! –provided oh so kindly by the designated 'Mister Grumpy Pants' …which Kuwabara was smart in deciding to shut up and find a place to hide before the little monster broke free ….which was behind Kurama. (yes, we all know the value of human shields…especially those who could ward off annoyed fire demons)

Yusuke laughs hysterically at Hiei's expense, until he sees images of his brutal demise at the hands of the irate little demon and promptly closed his pie-hole. …and the purple glow due to Hiei's Jagan eye faded and continued his train of thought in private.

Before Kurama could start a decent conversation there was a mysterious fog that rolled in and was all mysterious like. (Yes, redundancy, fun and easy to do!) Then poof! There was teenager Koenma trying to look bad-ass but was cowering in fear. (COWER YOU FOOLS! COWERRRRRRRRRRRRR!)

(Please excuse this interruption, for your authoresses are now leaving to go to ICON, anime convention:n.n:)

(Yay! I can now say I own Kurama three times over:n.n: …myabe not the rights to him…but…one thing at a time ne?)

"Good. You're all here. You have a new case, and the toughest one you may ever have."

"Ha!" Yusuke scoffed, "I can take anyone! Bring 'em on!"

"Yeah! I, the great Kazuma Kuwabara, shall protect this world from the likes of the baddies!"

"Hn."

"What seems to be the problem?" Kurama asked.

"There's five people bent on world domination! We first found them wreaking havoc right outside of Tokyo! You have to stop them!"

"Pssh. This is gonna be easy! Go in, kick butt, and leave." Yusuke exclaimed.

"That's what you think! I don't even know if you can take this case and come out on the winning side!"

"WHAT?" Yusuke and Kuwabara shouted. Hiei glared…(after all, who is there that he can't beat?)

"Well then, who is causing the disturbances?" (Kurama,…duh…)

"Here!" And he shoves the folder at the four who open it and peer inside. Their mouths dropped open in surprise and horror.

A/N: Mwuhahahaha! Cliffy!111111!111! Yes, this is end of the ficcy chapter, two is in the making….

Hope you enjoyed! Let's see if you can guess who it is (:n.n:)