A/N: Might be confusing because my oc is here but chill dudes and dudettes its mostly loveable autobots!

DEEZ RULES

RULE #1: DO NOT reenact jackass videos

{ Freakin' Rodimus}

{ This dingus thought it was an amazing idea!}

{Okay like lowkey I was apart of it… And maaaaaybe I gave him the idea. Let the madness begin!}

{Bruh I have a video of Rodimus sliding off of the roof from N.E.S.T building,WHICH IS HUGE EVEN FOR AN AUTOBOT, and landing on Ironhide.}

{BUT IT WAS EPIC!}

{ Also instead of him shaving the bots helms he tazes them!}

RULE #2: DON'T make "wasted" videos.

{Like you know what I'm talking about?}

[The ones where you crash and in big red letters it says wasted?}

{ ho ho you can bet your big jalapenos that me and Rodi went cray cray!}

{I caught one where Ratchet threw a wrench at Sideswipe making him knockout}

{WASTED!}

{Another one where Lennox threw Galloway off the plane for "Safety" because from a decepticon attack}

{WASTED}

{This last one is my favorite!}

{When I caught Prowl in his "Angry Moments." When he flipped the table I zoomed into the broken table and then in red big letters…. WASTED}

RULE #3: DON'T be dramatic about any injury if it's not life threatening

{Being me, I make EVERYTHING dramatic}

{I made a whole scene just because I poked my finger with a thumbnail}

{Me: No..Help me please! * Falls to knees*}

{Rodi: *Dramatically picking me up* No! Don't give up on me!}

{Sides: *Dark face* It's… too late}

{Rodi: NOOO!}

{Autobots: -_-"… }

RULE #4: DON'T bother Prowl with stupid questions

{This includes you Jazz!}

{wanna know what rodimus asked?}

{Do Blind people feel love at first sight?}`

{…..RODIMUS}

{Prowler like mentally flipped a table in his mind}

{Don't bother my guardian! He flips tables and Bodies of annoying mechs!}

RULE #5: DON'T teach the Autobots earth "Lingo"

{Deez Nutz is really popular! Jazz says it every time!In the shower, while driving, in meetings,and even walking around! He has his own little song too}

{ Also everytime someone hears the twins say 21 they groan, no even likes that number anymore. But the twin have it on reply on their radio. How? The world may never know.}

{One time I caught Ironhide say Deez nutz to Galloway when he asked what we were planning to give to the decepticons in terms of fighting back. Im so proud! }

A/N: I'm 17 and It's 1 A.M This is what I have to offer take it my babies! I'll post more If people Read it heh.