Disclaimer-I don't own Inu Yasha, but thats okay. I want to own Miroku, even if he is a lecherous bastaird. No I don't own Miroku either and I most likely never will. sigh

Warning- Slightly lemony. Be warned.

Chapter 1- Is it just me?

"SIT!" Kagome was shooting daggers at Inuyasha who was puling his face out of the dirt. "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" Inuyasha looked at Kagome and then down at his necklace. It started to glow with purple miko magic. He got out a strangled "Shit". Then he hit the ground six times, creating a small inu-hanyou shaped crater.

"What did you do that for?" Inuyasha yelled as he got out of the hole. He saw Kagome had put her clothes on. She had been getting out of the hot springs when Inuyasha had come this way to take a bath himself. He had scared her, causing her to sit him.

Before Kagome could respond there was a sickening crack and a loud thump. Kagome and Inuyasha shook their heads. "Miroku, when will he ever learn?" They asked in unison. Then two small forms came running through the trees. One small brown one, and one small cream colored one, with two tails. It was Shippo and Kilala. Shippo jumped on Kagome's shoulder and Kilala ran and hid behind Inuyasha.

"Kagome," Shippo said in his cute little kid voice. "Miroku was groping Sango again and she hit him on the head with Hiraikotsu!" The little kitsune just shook his little brown head and Kilala added a sullen "Mew". Inuyasha bent down and picked up Kilala. She 'mewed' once more.

They walked through the trees to find Sango and Miroku talking. That was suprising. They moved behind a hill so that they could see them and hear them, but they could not be seen or heard unless they made a loud sound.

"Sango, I don't see why you get so mad about-" Miroku was cut off by the menacing way Sango shifted Hiraikotsu. She shook her head. Her face colored red with anger. "Miroku I get so mad..." she took a deep breath. "I get so mad because..." Sango stopped. She looked down and studied her feet. Miroku took a step closer to Sango. "Because what Sango?" Sango looked up into eyes she could drown in forever. She turned around blushing. She sighed once. 'Better get this over with now...' She thought to herself. She took a deep breath before speaking very quickly. "Miroku because I love you, and I know you probably don't feel the same way about me.

Miroku put a hand on her shoulder and turned her towards him. Sango found herself less then 2 feet away from the lecherous monk. "Sango, I love you too." Before Miroku could say another word Sango had closed the small space between them. Her lips met his with a passion she didn't know she had. His hand came up behind her, and instead of groping her, it came to rest on her lower back. Pulling her closer to him. Her right hand was on his shoulder and her left hand was behind his head, pulling him if possible closer.

Miroku deepened the kiss but started to pull back when he felt Sango hesitate. Sango smiled inwardly. 'Baka.' was her only thought before she pushed him up against the sacred tree. Her own tongue pushed past her lips, begging entrance into his mouth. His lips parted and hesitantly almost, there tongues touched. Tasting each other throughly. His cursed hand moved to grope her ass. While his uncursed hand started to stroke her thigh. He gently squeezed her ass. He expected to be slapped soundly when he squeezed her ass and pulled her closer to him. Instead he was only met with a deep throaty moan from Sango, showing her approval of his advances. There chests brushed against one another.

He wanted to feel her skin, but still hesisitated. He soon continued his advances though as Sango started to undo his outer kimono. Soon he was left in nothing but the lower half of his robes. He too began to untie Sango's yakuta. A short time later, with some discarding of weapon and some rustling of cloth it was only air and skin keeping them apart. But that didn't stop them for long.

Kagome's hands were over Shippo's eyes. While her and Inuyasha let out once collective "Aww!" and then a little later they let out a collective "Ewww!". They then realized that they had said all of this outloud. They turned and quickly ran off into the trees back to Kaede's hut. Sango and Miroku stopped what they were doing. Sango looked at Miroku. "Did you hear something?" Miroku thought for a minute, and instead got a perverted look on his face. "Ahem, no, did you?" Sango shook her head.

"Must have been my imagination." They were soon at it again.

Next Day

Sango and Miroku had yet to tell the group their feelings for one another. They had yet to gather them all together to tell them good news. So they decided they would tell them that evening at dinner. As they were walking in the village talking, Kagome walked past them. She let out a cute "Aww!" Then ran away.

Later the same thing happened with Inuyasha. Sango finally stopped near the well and looked at Miroku calmly. "Okay is it just me, or are Inuyasha and Kagome acting strange?" Miroku thought about the day for a moment.

"Now that you mention it, they have been acting, wait you don't think they saw us..."He trailed off. Sango shook her head as if in disbelief. "No, they couldn't have could they?"

A/N-I hope you enjoyed chapter 1 of Switched. If you are still sane then please continue to the next chapter! If not, please continue to the next chapter! R&R please!

Chapter 2- Revenge

Tsubaki paced around the clearing. Clearly she was impatient. Tsubaki stopped pacing and sat down. She had to find a way to get her revenge on that Miko Kagome. But she couldn't attack Kikyou's reincarnation directly.

Flashback-

"Not this time scaley!" Kagome yelled as she grabbed her bow and hit Shikikami back at Tsubaki. Hitting her in the eye like 50 years before.

End Flashback-

Tsubaki ground her teeth making an audible sound. Suddenly and idea came to her on how to get rid of the miko. But so as to not raise suspicion, she would cast her spell upon the hut that they were sleeping in. It would take time, but it would work. As long as the young miko didn't suspect anything, her plan would work.

With that Tsubaki started to work on the spell. Puting all her effort into it, until finally it was finished. She would rest and then the next day she would cast her spell upon the hut that she had observed them going into so many times before. She chuckled softly before letting out a dark and evil laugh. She gazed into the fire near her. Seeing the young miko and her dog friend Inuyasha. It was her time. "I will have my revenge!" Her voice was harsh. She laughed once more. Her dark eyes glittering evilly.

A/N: Sorry its so short! I lost my train of thought. Please R&R! It may take me a while to update so please don't hurt me!