Levi's Booty was a booty that got separated from its owner after a terrible accident. The booty was lost in the forest until it ran into Shrek. Shrek got separated from that stupid donkey after a camping trip. Anyways, Levi's Booty was destined for greatness, it was a very agile booty. Levi's Booty had a special power, it was able to shoot eggs out of its anus. Levi's Booty and Shrek went out to search for adventure, and they did after they found the long lost city by the name of "Bronyville".
Bronyville was a city that was home to bronies. It was lost because bronies were very... introverted. Levi's Booty and Shrek explored the city and were horrified by their findings, they found everything from fedoras to euphoria. They ran away from the city immediately until they ran into Coldsteel the Hedgeheg. Levi's Booty shot an egg and Coldsteel then they made their leave.
Levi's Booty and Shrek found a cabin in the woods, they opened the door, got on the floor, and walked the dinosaur. When they were finished they took their leave. They ended up in an abandoned field to find a bad dragon. They didn't even bother to deal with this bad dragon, they just left. No seriously, they just left.
Levi's Booty and Shrek traveled the very conveniently found road and walked down it for about 3 miles to find a town by the name of "Yiffville". They strolled through the streets of Yiffville looking for some holla. The bad dragon flew in the town and it was clear what needed to happen. It was time to battle.
Levi's Booty shot 69 consecutive eggs at the bad dragon and shrek walked the dinosaur. The battle seemed hopeless, they were about to give up until Coldsteel swooped in and killed the bad dragon with euphoria. "Psssh, nothin personnel kid" said Coldsteel. Coldsteel took his leave and Levi's Booty killed Shrek with an egg while saying "Shrek is love, Shrek is Life." Fin