Ello again! Heres just a little idea I had a while back, hope you enjoy it!
Bleach is (C) to Tite Kubo x]
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001 - Attention all Shinigami
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-Chojiro Sasakibe, First Squad Lieutenant
002 - FIRST MESSAGE!
I GOT THE FIRST MESSAGE! Eat it, Renji! You owe me some sake! Why don't you take me out tonight? We could go to that fabulous place out over by the Kuchiki estate... You know the one that is supposed to be so expensive that even the Kuchiki's only go there once a year or so. I hope you have enough money... If not, you can always be Byakuya's sex slave or something ;)
Oh, and theres gonna be a booze party at my house tomorrow! Be there or be screwed!
Okay, and just to let you all know, every week I will be posting all the latest dirt on the captains and lieutenants, so read it! My sources will remain unnamed but if you have any juicy gossip feel free to tell me!*
~Rangiku Matsumoto ~ CHU!
003 - ...
Rangiku Matsumoto will be preforming a strip tease in the 10th Squad Captain's office tonight at 5. Be there and don't forget tissues.
{Anonymous}
004 - Stupid
Everyone knows its you, Renji. Who else would say that? Also, that's how you sign your name all the time, and your handwriting isn't exactly neat. Rangiku will NOT be preforming a strip tease! Just to let everyone know... And Renji, you owe me money!
Oh, and my horoscope said I should start offering people advice so if you have anything you need help with anything feel free to just let me know and I will do my best to answer it honestly*
Hi$agi $huuhei
005 - Wanted Criminal
There is currently a wanted criminal roaming around Seireitei, please be on guard. This criminal has been known to attack and embarass woman in public, specifically targeting drunk woman. It is confirmed that he is male but otherwise his appearence is unknown. If you have any information on this man please contact the Omnikitsudo immediately.
Soi Fon
006 - Who else wants a transfer?
Are there other lieutenants who want a transfer?
Omaeda
007 - HELL YA
YES I WANT A TRANSFER! Can you believe I got in trouble today for trying to stick a pen up my captain's ass? I mean, I was just trying to get that hugeass stick out!
{Abarai Renji}
008 - Ninja Classes
I will be giving Ninja lessons to whomever would like to take them. The class is free to whoever would like to join. Again, anyone wanting to join should do so.
There are a only few rules I would like to place:
Beautiful
Female
Single
That is all, here are the signups:
_Nemu Kurotsuchi _
_ _Isane Kotetsu _
_Momo Hinamori_
_There are suckers who actually signed up for this? {R}
*~Shunsui Kyouraku~*
009 - Denial!
Kenny didnt snap the B-R-A of a woman with his sord yestrdae, I promice, and if he did it wasnt intenshunal. Nuthing was his fawlt. And that man didnt dy beecuase of him. Rite?
Yachiru-chan
010 - Shinigami Men's Association
The Shinigami Men's association is A FRAUD! They suck out our funds and use it to sit around in thousand dollar sun glasses and no shirt! DONT GO NEAR THEM! DONT BUY THINGS FROM THEM! And for God's sake, stop staring at their abs, they don't compare to my brothers!
Chappy
*AKA RUKIA*
So, what did you all think? I know it's not very funny so far, but it's the best I can do as kind of an introduction... meh, I'm not very funny I know OTL... Oh well, I think I'm gonna stick with this one for a while, it is very fun to write (Teehee ^^) There will be more plot and stuff later on, and there will be posting wars and all that great stuff :D
* - When it has this it means that you can give Rangiku some dirty secrets, or present a problem to hisagi (more of these will be suggested later) in a review... basically a suggestion... I'll get a friend to help me out with that if no one reviews, but its more fun that way!
Also, if you have any suggestions on message posts, I would be happy to use them! (I will, of course, give you credit, unless you don't want it)