Sari: you say it

Omi: no, YOU SAY IT!!! Or I'll sue!!!

Sari: I don't own Xiaolin showdown. If I did then Kimiko and Raimundo would get married and have lots of kids, clay would be able to hit girls, and omi would know basically everything about gangsters and speak their language. HAPPY NOW?!!!

Omi: yes now get on with the story before I make you say it again!

Sari: blah, blah, blah that's all I hear from you. Anyway…ON WITH THE STORY!!!

Shadow:

Chapter one: The Shinobi Light of Life Reveals Itself

One night at the temple, Clay and Omi were playing "Go fish", Kimiko was playing "Mind Creeper" in her PDA, and Raimundo was just leaning against the wall staring at her.

Then suddenly, dojo came rushing (or slithering, that works too) through the hallway with the Shen Gon Wu scroll on his arms.

"Guys, we got a hot one here!" he announced. Everyone ran towards dojo to see the new Shen Gon Wu.

"What Shen Gon Wu is it this time?" Raimundo asked. "The Shinobi Light of Life" dojo answered.

"What does it do?" Kimiko asked. "Well, all I can tell you is that this wu can make its possessor immortal for a lifetime" dojo answered, again.

Dumbfounded, Omi asked "How long is a lifetime?" "Forever" dojo answered. "Where's the location of the Shinobi Light of Life?" Clay asked.

"Somewhere in Jerusalem, Israel" dojo answered. "Now if that's all, then hop on, we need to get the wu before a certain someone comes and gets it" he said.

The warriors had no time to change their clothes, they had to get to Israel as fast as they can without Jack or Chase (the "certain someone" dojo was talking about) getting to the wu first. While flying in the air, dojo warned the monks about an attack the occurred three months ago in Jerusalem and said that he thinks that there's still more attackers on the lose.

"Don't worry, my dear friend, we will be most-" Omi paused for a moment. As dojo landed, the monks saw the ground black for a moment, and as he grew closer to the land, they now saw burned debris and dust, and when dojo landed, they saw a village in ruin.

"Careful" Omi finished. The monks jumped off of dojo as he shrunk to his normal size. "What attacker would do such destruction?" Omi asked in devastation. "I don't know…THOSE ATTACKERS THAT ARE RUNNING TOWARDS US RIGHT NOW!!!" Raimundo yelled and pointed to the three men that were running towards the monks.

They had on black turbans with an extra piece of cloth wrapped around the nose down. Their clothing was all black and baggy. They carried guns that were ready to fire at will. When the men reached a stopping point, they stared at the monks for a few seconds. One of them came up to Kimiko.

He grabbed her arm and pulled her up close and pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket. He would look at the paper and then at Kimiko. After he looked at her and at the paper five times in a row, he let go of her and pushed her towards Raimundo.

When they both fell, Raimundo was holding on to Kimiko's waist, and Kimiko was lying flat on him. They blushed in embarrassment.

One of the men said "She's not the one" "Face it, we'll never find the girl" another man said. "WHAT GIRL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!!!" the monks all yelled.

"This girl" said the leader of the group. He took out a piece of paper and showed the Xiaolin monks what appears to be a picture of a young girl. She had beautiful, golden pigtails, ocean-blue eyes, wore a dark purple shirt with light purple writing that read "Elijah", wore baggy light purple pants with dark purple writing that also read "Elijah" "Have you seen her?" asked the leader of the group of men.

The Xiaolin monks shook their heads. "We don't even know who she is" Omi said. "Ok, but if you see this girl, let-" the leader paused for a moment. Everyone heard the noises of a battle going on south of the burned village.

"SHE'S BACK! MEN, MOVE OUT!!!" the leader shouted. He and his group of men ran south. "Come on dojo, let's follow those men" Raimundo ordered. Dojo nodded for approval and grew. After everyone climbed on, they flew south of the village in ruin.

Sari: Trying to give omi hair

Shadow: By rubbing dirt on his head?

Omi: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING DIRT ON MY HEAD???!!!

Sari: fertalizing it!

Shadow: T-T...oookay then well review plz. If you do you get a cookie!