Kashira Theatre of 2014 – starring Ouko, Piiko, and Kyuuko.
ALL: Have you heard? Have you heard?
OUKO: Miaow! Miaow!
PIIKO: Ah, Kitty! How are you today?
O: I'm a kitty, miaow!
P: That's so cute!
O: Miaow!
P: And where is your mistress, Kitty?
KYUUKO: Kitty, kitty, come here, kitty!
O: I'm avoiding her, miaow! I want her to know that I'm serious!
P: What are you serious about?
O: I'm serious about my devotion to her!
P: But, Kitty, how will being away from her strengthen the bond between you?
O: Yowl! I hadn't thought of that!
P: Maybe it'd be better if you just acted like every other kitty.
Q: There you are! I knew you'd be the one who made that sound I heard!
ALL: Have you heard? Have you heard? I wonder, have you heard?