The Calvin Show
Disclaimer: I do not own the Calvin and Hobbes characters; Bill Watterson does.
Calvin and Hobbes were taking a brisk walk in the woods. Calvin started to speak. "You know what bothers me, Hobbes? It seems like many average joes have their own reality show, and I don't. So I have this great idea. What if I had my own reality show called, The Calvin Show?
"In my show, there are no scripts, of course, so it would be like real life. Camera men would follow me every where I go, from grocery shopping to having dinner with my family. And since many people love drama and action, I'll boost ratings by having heated arguments with my parents and having fist fights with my peers. I'll be broadcasted nationally, maybe even internationally. Wouldn't that be cool, Hobbes?"
"Hmm," said Hobbes. "I not sure who to pity more. You or reality show addicts who don't have lives of their own."
Calvin looked at his watch. "Ohmygosh! We have to hurry home. A new episode of The Dating Lives of High School Students is coming on in a few minutes. I bet this week's couple would be a riot. Let's go!"
Hobbes sighed as he followed Calvin home.
The End