Disclaimer: I own none of the characters.
Done for onepieceyaoi100 at LJ last summer.
SmokerxAce
Ace gets in trouble and its not even his fault this time.
"It wasn't me!" He cried from where he was sitting on the cold cell floor.
"Shut up. I've had enough of your complaining tonight." Smoker growled from where he stood by the door, arms crossed over his chest, cigars clenched between teeth. His eyes narrowed as he watched Ace pout.
"I wasn't complaining. I was stating what really happened." Ace said leaning forward, placing his cuffed hands on the floor.
"Don't start. You've disturbed the peace enough already. No to mention probably scarred someone for life." Smoker retaliated. Ace's eyes widened.
"What?! I scarred her?! What about what she did to me?! I was molested by an 80 year old woman!" The dark haired one yelled back, shivering at the memory.
"That's not what she's saying. She said that you exposed yourself to her. What she did was self defense, protecting herself from a filthy pirate." Smoker said taking a step forward.
"So what you do to me isn't self defense and just you being you?" Ace said, smile appearing on his face.
"Ye---what no! Urgh, just shut up Portgas. I'm tired of hearing your voice." Smoker said, before realizing what he had just answered. His eye's widen a fraction before his pissed-off look became severe. He stepped forward till he was in hitting range of Ace. Ace gave him a pouting glare.
"You're just as perverted as that lady, Old Man!"
"Portgas…" He grumbled.
"Smoker..." He whined.
"Don't start shit with me now."
"You're so grumpy. You're just jealous she got to touch my ass before you tonight." Ace only received a boot planted to his shoulder.
"Hey! I told you. It was her. She dropped her bag and so I picked it up. Next thing I knew my ass was slapped."