Summary: Negaduck solved a problem with a chainsaw and QuackerJack sang a song about this using the song Malcolm by The Arrogant Worms.
I just replaced the "Malcolm's" with "Negaduck".
Bold: Mr. Bananabrain
Italic: QuackerJack
Bold and Italic: both
I don't own DarkWing Duck and the song Malcolm
How Negaduck Solves His Problems
The Fearsome Five just had successfully robbed some shops. Of course MegaVolt, Bushroot, the Liquidator and QuackerJack fought over their allotments. Soon the leader, Negaduck, could not take it anymore. So he got his chainsaw out of nowhere and threatened those four. Immediately they shook with fear and Negaduck put his chainsaw away. Then he splitted the loot, whereas his allotment was much bigger. When he was ready, he took the bag and left. Right after he left, QuackerJack started to sing, together with Mr. Bananabrain:
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
"Who is Billy?", Bushroot asked MegaVolt and the Liquidator, who just shrugged in confusion.
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
"Who's Heather?", this time it was MegaVolt's turn to ask.
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
"Daniel?", the Liquidator repeated.
But Negaduck's got his own way and his better than them all
'Cause Negaduck solves his problems with a chainsaw
Negaduck solves his problems with a chainsaw
Negaduck solves his problems with a chainsaw
And he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or broken Elvis plate
"Awful TV programs?", the electric rat asked.
"The King of Rock, Elvis Presley, come and buy his plates!" the water dog announced.
Or a fiancée who dumps him because he's gaining weight
"Well, I doubt that he's gaining weight, but I didn't know Negaduck was engaged", Bushroot replied.
'Cause Negaduck solves his problems with a chainsaw
Negaduck solves his problems with a chainsaw
Negaduck solves his problems with a chainsaw
And he never has the same problem twice
Then the foursome heard a chainsaw. They followed the sound. Soon they found Negaduck threatening some police men with his chainsaw. They ran away very fast and the mean duck put his machine away. QuackerJack jumped around and did a cartwheel.
Problem solved
The End