Why does the universe hate me? I'm just a normal, plain looking 16 year old girl.The hell You are. Okay, so I have a voice in my head.And? My long hair Is pink.And? I'm really short.AND?Jeez inner, nothing else is wrong with me...is there? You're a Nerd Duh!...Ok, so im a short nerd with long pink hair and A mental disease, but that doesn't mean you should try to rob her! Dafqu Who tried to rob us? Where were you? I was In tha shower, now quite bitchen and tell me what happened!OK it went pretty much like this:

FLASH-BACK

Ok so after leaving work(A hole in the wall diner called Chuks) I was, strollin' down the street like the boss I was, when this fugly son of a bitch pulls me into an alley and says "Gimmie Your money" and some other shit but who gives a rats ass, So I like any other person would... Bashed that fuckers face in. What I didn't plan on was "Ima Fucking Tattle-tale Angel" Karin to be jogging her fat ass by and think I was the one doing the mugging. Which means tomorrow she's going to that hell hole school and telling the principle. So yeah,that's what happened. Sucks right?


That was a short ass Flash back. So? SOOOO, you could have made it interesting by addin' some cool shit. But that would be lying...to myself! LOL good point. So now what. Idk, should we chase down that bitch Karin. Nah, that'll just get us into more trouble. Well damn,how about we head down to the Arcade with the 5$ that loser tried to take and kick some gamer geeks ass. Hmm good Idea! Good, now get moving.Fine, you can consider this our last chance at sweet,sweet freedom. Your right, for once I can't wait for school tomorrow. Yippie..


Sorry its short but hey, its like A prolog thingy, so deal. BUT Did ya Like it? If so tell me, or I might get uber depressed and not write anymore...like seriously man, review. I dont own naruto by the way, just incase you didnt know.