Konoha Gakuden

Kanpai = cheers

A/N Okay so I was at school today and I wanted to start a new story but couldn't come up with anything but this morning I had been on the bus reading a really epic ff and got inspired. SOOOO a few minutes ago I finished reading as much of it as I wanted and got REALLY inspired soooo here I go!

Warning: Rated T for mild language and yaoi. YAOI MEANS BOYXBOY MALEXMALE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THE GET LOST!

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto not me! (Trust me, you would know if it was mine considering they would be having hot mansmex in like every scene soooo ya...

Summary: Sasuke has just met Naruto for the first time in his life... and can you guess where they meet? On a bridge! (Yeah I came up with that one all on my own, aren't you proud of me? XD) So Sasuke gets a big surprise when Naruto joins his class in school. TAKES PLACE IN A HIGH SCHOOL SOMEWHERE! JK it takes place in Konoha!

Chapter 1

Kanpai!

Sasuke Uchiha was the hottest guy Konoha High, but the weird thing is, even with all those adoring fan girls, Sasuke didn't have a girlfriend.

So that could only mean one thing, Sasuke Uchiha is gay. Ha, haha, hahahaha, no Sasuke Uchiha was not gay, no, he was straight, at least that's what he would say. No Sasuke didn't want to think about the possibility that he was gay, he would just tell everyone that he was staying single because all the girls were pushy bitches. Yes, that was the best excuse he could use. So that is what he stuck with when the fan girls from the Sasuke Uchiha fan club showed up to ask him out. And Sasuke continued to use that excuse until he met Naruto Uzumaki, the boy from the bridge. "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm so very sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going! I'm so sorry!" The blonde kid apologized over and over after he had bumped into me, making me spill all my books. I shook my head, "Nah, it's ok, it was just an accident, right? So don't worry about it." I said, walking away. I heard the kid breath a sigh of relief before calling after me, "Hey, as an apology I'll treat you to ramen!" The kid offered. I turned around to look at the kid like he was crazy. "Sorry, I don't like ramen," I replied before turning and walking away.

Shit I'm gonna be late! I ran as fast as I could to get to my new high school, what was it called again? Something like Konoha High or whatever, I don't care at the moment, all I'm focused on is getting to class on time. Panting I enter the room and yell, "Excuse me!" As I walk in. The teacher looks at me all weird like before saying, "Ah, yes, minna I want you to meet your new classmate Uzumaki Naruto-kun!" All the kids turn to face me as the room goes deadly silent. "Okay so as of today I want all of you to be kind to Uzumaki-kun and treat him well. Ah, Sasuke-kun you could show Naruto-kun around couldn't you?" The teacher demands of the kid called Sasuke. Hey wait! Isn't that the kid I ran into yesterday? "Hn," Only a grunt from the Sasuke guy and apparently that meant yes to the teacher. "Good, I'm glad, Naruto-kun you go sit by Sasuke-kun for now until we find you a place to sit." The teacher offered, pointing to Sasuke. I look at him nervously as I sit down, "What?" He asks, obviously he doesn't talk much. "Oh, uh, nothing, sorry." I say sitting down. The guy rolled his eyes before going back to his way to obvious sulking. I'm eyeballin' the guy for a second until class starts.

Well, holy shit what is he doing here? I think as I look at the blonde for, like, the tenth time in a row now wondering why on Earth he is here. Naruto looks over at me, catching me in the act of staring at him. "Why are you looking at me like that?" He asks sort of glaring at me.God I envy him for his innocence.

"Ne, Sasuke hurry up and spin!"Naruto demands from me, slurring a little bit. I narrow my eyes at the drunk blonde before spinning the empty bear bottle. It's been a week since I met Naruto and since we became friends, the stupid blonde drew me in with his stupidity and innocence. Today is a Friday night and should be able to guess what we, the teenage boys of Japan, are doing, we are at a party at Kiba Inuzuka's house. Naruto is drunk and I am on the verge of beating the shit out of him at the moment. "Ne, Sasuke, come play with me!" Naruto begs, clinging onto me. I turn to look at him, giving him my famous Uchiha death glare before saying, "Get the hell off me Uzumaki." Naruto frowns and I see a slight pout form on his lips before he looks at the bottle, it's pointing to Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a girl with short, pink hair and emerald green eyes, also for the record she has a major crush on me, and when I say major I mean major! Sakura giggles nervously before saying with a disgustingly sweet smile on her face, "So, Sasuke-kun, are you ready to kiss?" I glare at her before saying, "I pass," I hear a bunch of awes and whats until Kiba complains, "You only ever kiss Naruto when we do this kind of stuff, lighten up a bit Sasuke." I glare at him and then say, "I refuse to kiss any of my fan girls, that is why I only kiss Naruto." They all stare at me until Hinata speaks up, "So will you kiss me then, Sasuke-kun?" She asks sweetly. God she is so damn innocent, I shake my head, "No, sorry, I don't like women, I'm gay." I say, shocking everyone to silence, even the drunk blonde Naruto. Suddenly, Naruto's all over me, first he sits in my lap and asks, "So then you will play with me!" I shake my head no, not really in the mood to rape the blond... yet. "Why not?" He begs. I glare at him, seeing straight through his drunkness, knowing that no matter how drink he is he will never, ever be gay. "But Sasuke!" Naruto begs. I shake my head again, "Naruto, your drunk and no matter how much I want to rape you right now, I can't." I say. A/N soooo what did you think? Did you like it did you love it do you hate it? RnR please! ^^