My first attempt at writing a fanfic. Let me know what you think


"Sasuke! Wait up!" the blond teen yelled. "Wait for me!"

"Hurry up, I'm tired of waiting" the raven-haired teen replied emotionlessly. Well, almost emotionlessly. There was a hint of amusement in his deep onyx eyes. "If it's gonna take you more than an hour and a half to pack up, eat breakfast, and get ready, I might as well leave without you"

"Oh shut up and be patient. Just give me a few more minutes"

I've given you plenty of minutes, the raven-haired teen thought. "School starts in 45 minutes, and it takes us about 15 to 20 minutes to get there, and that's without any fangirl mob following our tails. I know you want some before-class time to goof off with Kiba and the others, so just hurry up!"

"There, I'm done! Are you happy now?" was the blond teen's reply as he half-walked half-ran towards his bike. "I sometimes wonder why I'm even your friend, Sasuke"

"Shut up and ride, blondie"

Naruto flinched as Sasuke used his least favorite nickname.

"I gotta pick something up from Kakashi-sensei" Sasuke continued. He noticed when the blond flinched and ignored it, knowing that Naruto hates it when people call him "blondie"

Geez, Sasuke, so uptight. If he's gonna tick me off a little bit more, he's gonna be sorry, Naruto thought. "Fine. Don't forget that we have soccer practice after school. I'll meet you at Kiba's house."

"I never forget things, blondie"

Another flinch. The teens rode away.

"Shut up Sasuke-Teme"

"Yeah, yeah. Hey, you know I'm gonna crush Inuzuka right?"

"Uh huh, and I will be a few hundred years old when that happens!" with that, Naruto laughed.

"I'd like to see you try"

"Uh, yeah… whatever" unable to give a comeback, Naruto said, "What are you, 5?"

"No, that's your IQ score" Sasuke replied calmly. He shoots, he scores.

Well, that backfired… Naruto thought. "When's the last time YOU checked your IQ score?"

"I don't know, like a few years ago? Why do you ask?"

"Cuz I checked mine last month. And guess what?"

"What?"

"It was not 5"

Sasuke was silent for a few seconds. Then, "Blondie, those test you take over the internet are fakes. They just tell you what you want to hear"

Another flinch. "Sasuke! If you don't stop calling me 'that', I'll rip your head off and drop it from the top of our school building!"

"Whatever… blondie" Sasuke said that to entertain himself. He wasn't afraid of the blond teen's threat.

"SASU— uh oh" Naruto started.

"What?"

"Fangirl alert. Two are hiding on the third alleyway on the left, possibly more. They have bikes. Three or four are hiding on the fourth street on the right, possibly with bikes" Naruto stated as if he were reading it out of a book. Not like he's read a book or something.

"Thanks" Sasuke muttered.

Naruto was a kind of an 'alarm' to Sasuke. Ever since they became friends, Naruto could somehow tell where Sasuke's fangirls are hiding. Sasuke for one, hated when people started to tell him what to do, but Naruto's an exception. With his keen instincts, he and Sasuke could avoid situations where mobs of fangirls are involved.

As they neared the alleyway and the street, they slowed down, dropping the guards of the fangirls. Then, they gained speed as they tried to outrun the mob.

One, two, three… about five or six, three on bikes, the rest on foot. Oh shoot! They're runners! How do you do it, Naruto?The raven-haired teen wondered as he glanced over to the blond.

"NO!" he suddenly shouted

"What is it?" deep onyx eyes darted from side to side.

"The rest of the mob is waiting in front of the school gate! How are we gonna make it through?" the blond asked. Naruto did NOT want to get trampled over Sasuke's fanclub, which consisted of almost every girl at school.

"I don't know!" Sasuke tried to think of a way. "It's not like you blow a whistle and help will come"

Whistle? That's it! Naruto turned left towards the last alleyway before a ton of screaming fans. Then, he took out a whistle and blew it loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. Three long… three short… three long… three short… three long… three short… Naruto continued the pattern twice more, sending an S.O.S alert to his friends in the building. Sasuke winced because of the noise, but did nothing otherwise. The fangirls stopped on their tracks, ducked and covered their ears.

The whistle Kiba gave to Naruto is a special one. The only people who could hear it are Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, a handful of other people, and the fangirls, all of them. The whistle was designed to go through any kind of substance, so when the two are stuck in a situation like this, the others are able to come and help the teens. The boys, including Kiba and the others, came up with a code for help: the S.O.S signal. Three long blows, three short blows, repeat 4 times, so it's 5 times total.

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Somewhere in the building, a brunet boy with red markings on his face was sitting around in a classroom, enjoying time while he still could. Then, he heard the patterned whistle. A few other boys in class heard it, too.

"Kiba, they need us" a long-haired boy said to the brunet.

The brunet stood up and gave the boy a grin. "I know Neji. This morning, I saw the fanclub a little too active than they should be"

"That's why I don't hand around people like Sasuke, they're troublesome" another boy stated with a bored-looking face.

"Oh shut up and come, Shika. They need us" Kiba retorted. As if he doesn't have enough things to take care about. "Let's go save us a fox and a raven"

"Uh, sorry Kiba, but you're on your own this time. I gotta take a break from constantly helping those two" Neji said as he continued looking out the window, out towards the field where the fangirls are getting louder.

"I have to agree with Neji on that one" Shikamaru said as he continued to look… well… bored.

"Thanks a lot you two. Thanks a bunch" Kiba said with sarcasm as he walked away.

"YOU'RE WELCOME!!!" the two teens said from the class.