Prologue

Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured

"We all calm down, temper, temper
You shouldn't get so annoyed
You're acting like a silly little boy
And they wanted to be men
And do some fighting in the street
They said no surrender, no chance of retreat"
-Arctic Monkeys

"So how were your winter breaks?" asked Mr. Davis, the school counselor, attempting to break the awkward silence.

Silence.

He nervously started tapping his pen against his clipboard. Glancing at the clipboard, I read five names.

Jacob Black

Edward Cullen

Lauren Mallory

Natalie Schzor

Isabella Swan

Now I guess you're all wondering why the five of us were being evaluated by the school counselor.

Well, it all started the last Friday before winter break.

Flashback

"Bells!" a voice called from down the hallway. I turned my head to find Emmett McCartney jogging towards me.

"Yeah?" I grunted, shoving my books into my locker.

"Party. My house. Eight o'clock. Bring Nat!" He yelled the last part, seeing as how he was jogging away from me.

Blink.

Well, okay. Since I obviously have nothing better to do on a Friday night.

I watched as he jogged forward, stopped at a group of pretty seniors, and informed them about his party.

Well, don't I feel special.

Anyways, I'll just sum this up so we can see what happened.

So, Natalie couldn't make. I went with Jake instead, since he was my only other close friend besides Emmett. We got to the party. I got sick of watching drunk high schoolers dance(grope each other) to Justified so I walked into the kitchen.

In the kitchen I found a very intoxicated Edward Cullen. Drunk Edward mistakes me for one of his groupies and pins me against the wall.

However, before I could react (I.e. Kneed him in the groin) I am viciously attacked from behind! My attacker? Lauren Mallory: Edward stalker extraordinaire.

BOOM! Cat fight (which mostly consist of her repeatedly attempting to hit me, as I dodge.

End Flashback

And that is why we are here.

Well, that is why Edward, Lauren, and I are here.

Jake is here because he set Edward's backpack on fire during Lit.

Totally bad ass. (har har)

As for Natalie I don't even know why she's here. Maybe it has something to do with Lauren's swollen eye. Ah, that's my best friend.

"So..." Mr. Davis drawled.

Silence.

"I eat rabbits." Came Natalie's voice.

Wow.

I saw Mr. Davis' eyes widen, which made me chuckle. (har har) I looked around the table for the others' reactions.

Lauren- "Ew."

Edward- snort.

Jake- "You're a vegetarian."

Mr. Davis perked up at Jake's words.

"Oh, you're a vegetarian?" he asked, obviously pleased that there was something to talk about. "Do you love animals?"

"No," Natalie answered cryptically, "I just hate plants."

Mr. Davis' smile turned into a frown.

So this is how I'm going to spend my Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays from 2:30PM to 3:30PM.

An hour every other day with:

An arrogant prick. (Cullen)

A spoiled, narcissistic Barbie. (Lauren)

Two of my crazy best friends. (Nat & Jake)

And a counselor who can't 'help' any of us if his life depended on it.

This'll be an interesting year.

Author Note. My first fanfiction. HURRAW! Well, REVIEW. I want to see how it is! Hmm, soundtrack for this chapter includes: "Damn You Look Good And I'm Drunk."-Cobra Starship, well that's it... for this one. REVIEW!