Long Lost Ancestry
Xena didn't die and they became gods. Please just go with it, it does make sense.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just having some fun
"I'm going with you." Spike told Buffy as she finished packing for her mission. She turned to face him.
"You won't be much help. I'll be fine; I can take care of myself." Buffy explained to the British vampire.
"Be careful." Spike responded as he stormed out of the room. He ran into Faith as she came into the room.
"What's his deal?" Faith asked as she sat on the edge of the bed. B gave Faith an ashtray as the dark slayer proceeded to open a fresh pack of cigarettes.
"He's pouting because he can't come with us." Buffy answered while she stole a drag from Faith's smoke.
"Xander is dead weight. Have him stay behind, and keep an eye on Dawn." Faith told Buffy as she put out her smoke.
"Fine, but you're telling him." B complied with Faith's request.
"Kay, but it's gonna cost you big time." Lehane told Buffy as she grabbed the light slayer's hips.
"What did you have in mind?" Buffy asked playfully as she leaned into Faith's embrace. Faith smiled, but it quickly went away.
"Tell Spike 'bout us. I don't like the way he treats you, and I don't wanna share you anymore." Faith answered Buffy's question, while pulling the blonde into a tighter embrace. B pulled back slightly to look her sister slayer in the eyes. In those dark doe-like eyes she saw sincerity and hurt. Buffy placed a deep, but gentle kiss on Faith's soft red lips.
"I'll tell him." Buffy told her girlfriend. Faith turned Buffy loose and brushed off the moment of vulnerability, and headed towards the door. "Faith, I love you." Buffy called after her. Faith turned and smiled showing her dimples, and blew B a kiss. Buffy headed towards the basement.
"What do you want?" Spike demanded as Buffy descended the staircase.
"To talk." B replied.
"Then talk."
"It's over. Whatever thing that you have for me, it has to end. I'm with Faith." Buffy told him.
"That's it? You've tried to kill each other for the past couple of years, and now you're leaving me for her. Isn't that bloody fucking lovely." Spike yelled at her.
"There was never an us. There is no relationship that I'm leaving. It was just sex. That stopped the night you tried to rape me. I want something normal for a change." Buffy replied calmly.
"So this comes down to you wanting a normal relationship. Well, she's the farthest thing from normal." The vampire informed her.
"Not discussing this anymore." B told him and left.
"How'd it go?" Faith asked innocently as Buffy came from the basement.
"As well as can be expected. He still thinks that we were in a relationship." B told Faith, and walked into her girlfriend's outstretched arms.
"I'm surprised no one has wondered if there was something more going on between us, especially Angel. Don't you feel better having that off of your shoulders?" Faith asked as she placed a kiss on the top of B's head.
"I do." Buffy confessed, and placed a chaste kiss on Faith's lips.
"Come on, we have to get going. Red is waiting for us." Lehane told her. B wrapped an arm around Faith's waist, and they walked into the living room together.
"Everyone ready? Giles, everything is set? You checked and double checked the calculations?" Buffy asked her watcher.
"Yes, you'll end up about 25 minutes away. Be careful." Giles told the two Slayers and the Wicca.
"Then let's ride this stallion." Faith said. Willow nodded, and proceeded to cast the spell. A portal opened to show lush green rolling hills, and bright blue clear skies.
"Go now!" Willow yelled as she strained to keep the portal open.
"That was wicked cool, Red. We should travel like that more often." Faith told Willow once all three of them made it through the portal.
"You guys okay?" Buffy asked her companions. They nodded in response. " Then let's get moving." B told them as she started off down the road.
"We'd better make camp here. There's a big storm headed this way. That cave will shelter us from the weather." Xena told Gabrielle as they headed for the cave.
"That's fine. I'll get some firewood. Will you go hunting?" Gabrielle asked as she started to unsaddle Argo.
"Absolutely. What did you have in mind?" Xena answered and asked. Bri smiled as Xena came behind her, and embraced her.
"Just some rabbits for a stew." Gabrielle replied.
"Oh, so you're cooking. I thought you won the bet." Xena told Bri playfully.
"I did, but you still don't know how to cook, sweetheart. Get going before the storm hits." Gabrielle told her lover before she left to go gather firewood. Gabrielle arrived back at the cave first. She started a fire, and laid out their sleeping furs as she waited for Xena.
"Sorry it took so long." Xena told her wife. "Thunder was scaring away the prey. I did manage to catch four rabbits. You did a great job fixing up the place. We might have to stay here for a couple of days." Xena explained to Bri as she handed over the fruits of her labor.
"At least you got back before the storm started." Gabrielle remarked as the heavens opened up and the rain fell in hard, heavy sheets. "Dinner should be ready in an hour. There's some wine in the saddle bags, if you want." Bri told Xena while she started to prepare dinner.
"I have an idea, let's save it for later, and try for a centaur baby." Xena answered her wife playfully.
"Xena, we've been trying for years for a centaur baby. Nothing has happened, not even a maybe." Gabrielle replied with a smile, and shook her head in amusement.
"I know, but isn't it fun trying?" Xena asked with a mischievous smile. Bri leaned over, and gave Xena a quick kiss.
"Yes, yes it is." Gabrielle conceded. Xena took out her sword and sharpening stone, and began to work on her sword.
"Someone's coming." Xena said out of the blue, while they were eating. Bri simply nodded, and they continued with their meal, but they both readied themselves for a fight. Suddenly the travelers came running into the cave.
"Couldn't you have done something about the weather, Will?" Buffy asked as soon as they got out of the rain, oblivious to the occupants of the cave.
"It was the spell that's messing with the weather. I can't do anything about it now. We can look for them in the morning." Willow answered.
"Uh, guys don't think we need'ta look any further." Faith told her companions.
"Come by the fire, dry off, and eat." Bri told the strangers.
"Then you can tell us why you're looking for us." Xena continued, while they finished their meal.
"So, what do you wanna know?' Faith asked once everyone was done with their food.
"Who are you?" Bri asked.
"I'm Faith. One of the Chosen Two. A vampire slayer." Faith answered.
"I'm Willow."
"I'm…" Buffy started.
"Buffy. The original Slayer." Xena interrupted. B quickly looked to Faith, she only shrugged.
"How do you know that?" Buffy asked.
"I'm your mother. The reason why you're the Slayer is because your biological father is Zeus." Xena replied.
"You're what? My father is who?" Buffy asked confused. Bri looked at Xena with a raised eyebrow.
"Let me explain. I used to be an Amazon. As a tribe of women, we needed daughters to ensure our survival. So, we held procreation raids, I ended up having sex with Zeus. Nine months later you were born. Zeus let me keep you for 3 months. He then gave you to Joyce. Zeus created false memories; she doesn't know that you aren't hers." Xena explained.
"That's not true." Buffy said. Faith put her arms around B's shoulders, and whispered something into her ear, while kissing her cheek.
"You were born in the first month of the year, on the twenty-sixth day of that month. You have a mole on the inside of your left thigh in the shape of an X." The Warrior Princess told her daughter.
"Kay. Maybe you are who you day you are. Then it won't be too difficult to ask you for help." Buffy told Xena.
"What is it?" Gabrielle asked while pouring wine for all of them.
"We were told that you're gods, is that true?" Faith asked before answering the blonde's question.
"Yes, but why does that matter?" Xena questioned.
"It matters because we, I need your help in fighting the ultimate evil. The First." Buffy told them.
"Why look for us?" Bri wondered out loud.
"My Watcher, Giles told us that you would be the only gods willing to help us. We need you to win this war." Buffy replied.
"Xena, I bet this Giles knows that you're Buffy's mother. That could be why he sent them here." Gabrielle told her lover. Xena smiled and nodded in response.
"He also knew that I wouldn't be able to refuse her request. But we can bring more help." Xena expanded.
"What?" Willow asked.
"Buffy's got two half-brothers and two half-sisters that are also gods." Gabrielle answered.
"I have siblings? Who? Giles said that you killed the Greek gods." Buffy rambled off questions.
"Solan your brother, I had after you. Then some years later I had Eve. I did kill the Greek gods, but not all of them. Ares and Aphrodite are still alive." Xena explained.
"It's late. We should all get some sleep." Gabrielle told the group. Everyone nodded in compliance. Sleep soon claimed all the warriors.
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