It began with the forging of the Dank Memes. Three were given to the Noscopers, immortal, wisest and swagest of all beings. Seven to the Faze-Lords, great memers and craftsmen of the shrek halls. And nine, nine Memes were gifted to the race of Reddit, who above all else desire upvotes, For within these memes was bound the strength and the will to govern each clan, But they were all of them deceived, for another meme was made. Deep in the land of Tumblr, in the Fires of Mount Dew, the Dank Lord xXxPu55Y_d3sTr0Y3R69xXx forged a cancer meme in secret, and into this meme he poured his swag, his pranks, and his will to Troll all life. One meme to rule them all.

One by one the dank lands of Swagger Earth fell to the power of the Meme. But there were some who resisted. A last Clan of Redditors and Quickscopers marched against the armies of Trolls. And on the slopes of Mount Dew they fought for the Dankness of Swagger Earth.

xXxTh3R0d_420xXx: "Hold Positions! Quick Scope!"

Victory was near but, the power of the meme could not be undone. it was in this moment that xXiSi1DuRXx, son of the king, took up his father's AWP. (Quickscopes xXxPu55Y_d3sTr0y3r69_xXx) xXxPu55Y_d3sTr0Y3R69xXx, the enemy of the dank peoples of swagger earth was noscoped. The meme passed to xXiSi1DuRXx. who had this one chance to destroy cancer forever. but the hearts of Redditors are easily corrupted. and the meme of cancer has a mind of its own. It Trolled xXiSi1DuRXx to his death. and some things that should not be forgotten were lost. history became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the meme passed out of all knowledge. until, when chance came it ensnared a new bearer.

Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx:"My Precious!"

The meme came to the creature Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx who took it deep into the joints of the Snoop mountains. and there it consumed him.

Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx: "it came to me, my own, my love, my own, my precious."

The meme brought to Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx unnatural long cancer. for five hundred years it poisoned his mind. and in the smoke of Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx's crib it waited. Dankness crept back into the forests of the world. rumor grew of an edge in the east, whispers of a nameless fear. and the meme of cancer perceived. its time has now come. it abandoned Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx. but something happened then that the meme did not intend, it was picked up by the most unlikely creature possible.

Dildo: "what is this?"

A Furfag. Dildo Swaggins of the Deviant Art.

Dildo: "A Meme!"

Xx_i_FuNny_K1DxX_69Xx: "Lost! My precious is lost."

For the time will soon come when furfags will shape the Swag of all.