The is my first fanfic so have mercy :D

In a dark studio sits 9 shadowy figures.

Scout: What the hell is going on, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!

Engineer: Calm down son lets just try to figure out where we are.

Spy: it appears we been gathered but the reason is still unknown.

???: I Gathered you here!

Everyone: !

Medic: Who is vhere.

A Shadowy figure emerged from the shadows.

???: Hey my names retro how you doing.

Medic:...

Spy: Why have you brought us here explain now.

Retro: I have gathered you the finest soldiers for a top secret high risk mission that may cost you your lives.

Scout: AWESOME WHAT IS IT.

Soldier: Yes Private spit it out double time undercover warfare, assassination, demolition.

Retro:Not even close you are in a Q&A :D.

Scout: Huh.

Pyro: wfuh tue huhh uh thuh

Retro: Hold on Pyro no one can understand you here talk in this

Retro hands Pyro a small strange looking device

Retro: Now repeat.

In a posh English accent the device echoes.

What the hell is that.

Everyone: O_O

Heavy: Little masked man speak normal.

Scout: And why does it have a corny English accent.

Retro: Hey don't blame we its all I could afford.

Spy: Anyway Mr Retro you mentioned some sort of Q&A was it.

Retro: Right a Q&A is when your fans write in questions and dares and you answer or in some cases suffer for there amusement.

Demoman: And what if we refuse lad.

Retro: Then I will do what ever author of a fanfic does misuse my powers to make you suffer unimaginable pain.

Scout: Yeah Right.

Retro clicks his finger and suddenly Scouts bat starts hovering and like a pistol shot smashes into his face sending all of scouts teeth flying in all directions.

Retro: Any other questions?

Everyone expected Scout shakes there head

Retro: Good Medic heal Scout for me.

Medic: Vhy not use your auvher powers.

Retro: Because I'm lazy and to me its an improvement.

Scout Barely lifts up his hand only to give Retro the finger.

Retro: So start reviewing and prepare for the first TF2 Q&A see you soon.

Demoman: Anyone got any booze.

I am trying to capture all there unique accents in this and it is hard mostly medic anyway review lets get this on the road :)