How I'm Not Like You

by Mrs. Data

Tony writes down what he doesn't have in common with his fellow Avengers.

Dr. Banner-Oh we're nerds but I'm a nerd that gets laid…and doesn't turn into an enormous green rage monster.

Captain America-I'm not a 90-Year-old virgin goody-goody who wears a tight spangly outfit.

Thor-I do not weareth mother's drapes! And I've never gone through five boxes of Pop Tarts in one sitting then ask for another!

Black Widow-It's good that I don't have her face, fiery hair and her body that has more dangerous curves than a California coastal road. If I did, I'd never leave the bedroom and neither would Pepper.

Hawkeye-I've never been mistaken for a warrior elf, Robin Hood or a taller, older, clothed, well-toned, flightless Cupid.