Disclaimer: I don't own any Naruto...yet muahahahahaha

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"I hate camping, oh I hate camping, I hate the smell, I hate the taste, I hate sharing a tent with Sasuke."

"Taste and Sasuke don't rhyme, dobe"

"Its not my fault your stupid name doesn't rhyme with anything"

"Oh and what yours has endless possibilities Naruto mow, know, hoe, you know what"(1)

"What"

"Just leave me alone"

Why does he always kill the conversation, why is he always alone, why is his hair always so perfect, why is his arse so... why am I looking there?

If Sasuke had turned around 15seconds earlier he would off seen a mesmerized teammate with drool hanging off his mouth.

"Hey what are you staring at?"

"Umm nothing I just saw a...bunny yeah that's right a bunny"

"Sure sure, whatever just close your mouth would you"

Naruto's mouth snapped shut and his eyes widened as he saw there destination beautiful pine trees surrounded a clear ground and just beyond the trees a breathtaking view of mountains.

"Well happy campers, why don't we set up camp"

After a whole day of walking proved nothing on the 4 campers they where still happy to let their bags drop on the floor and lean on them.

"Why do I have to share a tent with that walking freeza ill freeze to death"

"Naruto, Sasuke is not a walking freeza he also runs, jogs and sprints"

All the sensei and teammate got in return was a blinding death stare.

"Ill just leave you 2 alone and go help Sakura with her tent"

Hmph if he thinks Im going to sleep in the same tent with him he is sadly mistaken. (2)

"I set up the tent I sleep in it"

"What?"

"You heard me"

"Where am I meant to sleep?"

"I don't care"

"I hope you suffocate in that tent"

Hmph if he thinks im going to let him sleep in that tent he is sadly mistaken.

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(1) I know that they don't rhyme all that well but it was pretty hard if any one has any rhyming words for Naruto and Sasuke I would love to hear them thanx...

(2) Its obvious who set up camp and who is outside right.