as osama bin laden looked at the time he realised, he was late for supper with his secretary in defence hilarry clinton
osama decided not to wake the child but instead have the guards (who were known for their pedophilia ways) look after the baby
as osama rushed towards mrs clintons house sweaty and with all honesty his ugly uncut hair decided maybe mrs clinton was
cheating on him with his personal chef harry potter who was renowned for spitting and vommiting in osamas food. wat was
osmama going to do, he wouldnt just kill his secret canaries boyfriend, she was bound to leave him and without a doubt blow up
the world trade centres. osama had to think quick and quick he thinked. he decided to get harry potter pregnant with an african
immigrant and then tell hilory that he was cheating on her. the plan was smart and had no possible downsides to it
but as osmama went out to find said african harry potter suddenly dropped dead due to the aids he had gotten from his previous
lover known as hermione granger. osama was now free to toil in his love life with the beloved miss clinton.