SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

A/N-Hi everyone! Sil here,got a new story idea! Cel helped as well so she needs credit as well.We thought about doing this a short time ago, buthave not gotten around to writing it until now. The idea seems goodand hopefully good to you as well. Hope you like the first chapter of Know Your Stars…Sonic style!

A giant and strangely lighted room has but a lone chair smack dab in the middle of it. The lights are split into patterns that dance across the floor and walls.

Sonic the Hedgehog walks to the empty chair and sits down, not knowing quite what to expect. He jumps about three feet out of the chair as a bodiless voice starts to talk…

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Sonic the Hedgehog…he hates his shoes."

"Um…no I don't," says the blue hog. "My shoes are way pass cool…"

"Sonic the Hedgehog…his shoes are out dated."

"No they're not!" says Sonic loudly. "I mean c'mon now! Why would I wear them if they were out dated? They are quite handy too. They have a golden buckle and you don't have to screw around with tying and such…" He sits back smugly, feeling happy with his personal victory against this anonymous liar. Sonic runs his gloved hand through his quills, looks at the camera, smiles with an audible and optical shine, and gives the camera a thumbs up.

Sonic's face expression quickly changes from smugness to annoyance.

"Sonic the Hedgehog…doesn't know how to tie shoes."

"You even said you didn't."

"I never said that I couldn't tie my shoes. All that I said was that it comes in handy that I don't have to."

"Sonic the Hedgehog…he got his shoes from a pilgrim."

He sits forward and yells, "What? Why do you keep dissin' my shoes? That's the worst attempt yet! I didn't get my shoes from a PILGRIM! I got them from FOOT LOCKER!"

"Then why are there buckles on them?"

"…because…there are…"

"Sonic the Hedgehog…he eats pants every Tuesday night with salad."

"Wah? That's insane! I don't even wear pants!"

A gasp is heard.

"Put some clothes on!" shouts some unknown and unimportant person.

"I don't need clothes!…Except my killer shoes..." The hedgehog rubs his shoe against his face then kisses it. "See…if a pilgrim gave me that would I have kissed it?"

"Yes."

"…"

"Sonic the Hedgehog…he's slower than Window's 95."

"NO! I'm the fastest dude this place has eva seen! WATCH!" He gets up and speeds around for a few seconds. His body returns to solid instead of being a blur and he sits back down. "See."

"Let's see an instant replay."

The past ten seconds are played over again. There is once little difference, however…

"YOU PLAYED THAT IN SLOW MOTION!" screams Sonic now standing up, his hands clenched tightly into fists. He looks around furiously. "Show yourself! LIAR!"

"Wow…you are fast…"

Sonic calms down.

"…To a handicapped snail in Alaska."

Sonic un-calms down.

"Sonic the Hedgehog…he fancies Eggman."

"…What's wrong with you? I HATE that lardy, egg shaped, fudge lovin', mustachioed fatso!"

"Now you know…Sonic the Hedgehog." The view of the blue hedgehog begins to shrink as the camera moves away.

"What? NO THEY DON'T! COME BACK HERE! I'm not finished with you! I'll get you! I always get what I want! ALWAYS! YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION!"

The hog gets out of his seat and jumps up and down while shaking his fist furiously at the retreating camera. The male leaves in a huff. Sonic scowls as he storms backstage.

Suddenly, Knuckles quickly opens the door leading to the outer world, as he had just arrived. Sadly, Sonic had been right there. The rodent was smacked in the head by the door.

"Sorry I'm late guys!" says the echidna. "I couldn't just leave the Master Emerald unprotected…"

/Flash Back/

Knuckles the echidna stands sternly infront of the Master Emerald…guarding it, protecting it, and loving it unconditionally.

The crimson echidna answers his cell phone when he hears his ring tone song 'Drop it like it's hot' begin to blare loudly. He then takes it out of his non-existent pocket and flicks up the top.

"Sup dawg?" answers the echidna coolly.

The guardian receives the invitation for him to go to the mysterious event that is shrouded in mystery…other than the fact that there will be a free donut bar.

"Um…I'll come if I can get something to protect the Master Emerald that's as good as me." He hangs up and flips the phone closed.

The crimson red male ponders for a short time. Suddenly, a light bulb appears above his head, however it is off. In a short time he reaches up and turns it on and it shines brightly, showing that he indeed has an idea. He quickly runs away, leaving the Master Emerald unguarded for only about five seconds. The guardian comes darting back and skids to a halt.

He pulls out a small box from his 'pocket' and reads it over. He then opens it and a bunch on small, identical items fall out. The Master Emerald and the ground around it are littered with these items.

"Hopefully these will work," says Knuckles out loud. "After all, it does say they have the absolute protection."

The male smirks in personal triumph and slowly walks away, eyeing the Master Emerald as he leaves.

"I'll miss you," he calls out the to the large emerald. "I know you'll miss me. I'll be back soon though. You are well protected!"

/End 'O' Flash Back/

Knuckles notices that Sonic is lying on the floor…bleeding.

"Hey Sonic…are you awake? …Sonic?"

A/N: Done! Next chapter is…whomever I feel like…

I'll have the next chapter up sometime soon.I hopethat I can get more valuable writing time soon! Please review!