Hello everyone! This story only came to life because of a whacky thought I had involving the Yu-Gi-Oh cast and myself as well (maybe it was all that episode binging I did…3 seasons in a week lol)

Like I've written in my previous stories and chapters, constructive criticism is allowed but flames are most certainly NOT. DO NOT review if all you're planning to write is "no offense, you/your story sucks" because the "no offense" doesn't make it ok.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh or Twinkies in ANYWAY shape/form ( would be interesting if I did…hehehe ) and I obviously didn't use my real name, I choose Anna because I love Frozen and Once Upon a Time lmao


The entire gang was spending their Friday night at the Kaiba mansion which Joey was incredibly not happy about it and had no problem expressing while lugging his stuff. "Ahh! Why the hell are we spending our Friday night HERE when we have so much betta stuff to do that doesn't involve money bags!" With me being behind him I yelled back "Because we JUST ARE! Now deal with it or I'm taking away those Twinkies you think I don't know about!"

"I wouldn't make her mad Joey, she has a tendency to go through with her threats and I don't think you'd want to lose your precious Twinkies…" Yugi chimed in trying not to giggle like a girl. "Ehh she can stuff those threats somewhere…" Joey muttered under his breath as he got to the door and knocked while I simply rolled my eyes at him.

"Just try to relax Joey it's just for three days and…never mind" Tea put her hand up as she realized what she was about to say. "Being stuck with money bags for even an HOUR is torture enough and to be stuck wit him for THREE whole days? I might end up kickin his butt!" Joey angrily stated as he raised a fist in the air.

"You couldn't even kick your way around a soccer ball let alone Kaiba who is centuries taller than you" Tristan jokingly added. Joey looked back at Tristan with an angry face "What are ya talkin about? I can beat up Kaiba if I wanted to!". Duke couldn't hold his laughter anymore "Yeah…in your dreams buddy!" as he was grabbing his sides trying not to fall over.

Before anyone else can say anything, they all heard the door open and saw that Mokuba was standing in the doorway "Hey guys! Come on in!" as he stood to the side and let everyone in while thinking "Oh this isn't going to end well…my brother and Joey under the same roof? Yup, disastrous" as he closed the door.

"My house could fit into his living room…" I bluntly stated as we all walked around and realized just how big the living room is with the nice long couches and the huge screen TV that was on a nice table. "You could fit my closet in his kitchen" Tea added from the kitchen in which I immediately looked at her with a "Not with all the shoes you own…" look and she immediately agreed.

"Well if it isn't the geek squad?" Kaiba interrupted our entire mansion gazing comments as we all turned around to see him at the bottom of the stairs. "WHAT'D YA SAY MONEY BAGS?" Joey raised a fist in the air. "You heard me Wheeler…or should I say mutt?" Kaiba snickered as he looked at everyone.

"Shouldn't Joey be sent to his corner before these two fight?" Tea suggested. Upon hearing this, I looked at her and said "No way! I want to see just how much these two battle it out" in which she then shot me a "you're mean" look.

"I second that proposition" Duke added as he waved his hand in the air. "You guys are supposed to be my friends and supportin me! Not bettin to see who would win this fight!" Joey looked back at both me and Duke with an angry face. "You winning over me? In your dreams Wheeler, you can't even beat me at duel monsters let alone an actual fight" Kaiba openly mocked him.

Mokuba seeing this decided to jump in "Why don't you guys get settled in your rooms and we'll have lunch after?" and we all walked upstairs while Joey and Kaiba shot each other a "This isn't over look". We all made it upstairs without Joey's vein exploding on all of us and apparently all our rooms were chosen since they're all the same size and basic fancy décor but unfortunately we had to share rooms with someone.


I'm stuck with Tea…

"At least I don't have to share my room with Joey, I'm scared that he and that vein are going to explode at any moment and I wouldn't want to be anywhere near THAT" I bluntly said to Tea as we unpacked our stuff. "I'm surprised it hasn't happened after Battle City since we were stuck on a blimp together" she replied back.

"Yeeeah, I'm glad I was NOWHERE near that mess…" I emphasized as I jumped on the bed "This is what heaven must feel like…" grabbing the silk pillow and rubbing it all over my face. Tea crossed her arms while seeing me grope the pillow and "You're one weird individual aren't you?"

I stopped groping the pillow, stood somewhat still on the bed and pointed at her "HEY! This is the most comfortable I've been in forever and I'm going to enjoy it for as long as I can!" and then went back to groping the pillow. "Aye…at least her better than Joey who must be still furious" Tea thought as she rolled her eyes while I had a huge smile on my face.


Joey and Yugi

Still being angry with his so called show down with Kaiba, Joey left his stuff in his backpack ( Ehh just go with it lol ) and started choking the pillow, probably picturing Kaiba's head while doing so and Yugi just looked at him with a very confused look.

"I definitely don't envy the pillow at the moment…" Yugi broke the silence. Joey looked up at Yugi for a minute "I just hate that Kaiba! Always pushing my buttons!" and went back to choking the pillow while all Yugi could do is just sigh and go back to unpacking his stuff as Joey then jumped on the bed which resulted in him falling off ten seconds later and yelling in pain.


Tristan and Duke ( Idk why but this scene reminds me of Joey and Chandler from Friends, only those who watch will understand…or not lol )

"So who would win between those two?" Duke bluntly asked Tristan while sitting in his bed. "Come on man Joey's my best friend, I will always pick him hands down" Tristan replied confidently. Duke gave him a doubtful look "So Kaiba then?" as he put his hands behind his head.

"Oh definitely" Tristan nodded as he crossed his arms. "Thought so" Duke laughed out loud.


We were all called down to the kitchen by Mokuba with news that lunch was ready and saw that Kaiba was nowhere near to be found which immediately put a huge smile on Joey's face.

"Well at least money bags isn't here to annoy me while I'm grubbin" Joey feeling very relieved as he sat down. "Well at least the vein is being kept in check" I mumbled as I drank my water as Joey who was blissfully ignorant just kept on eating as Tristan joined him and everyone else just quietly ate while I was stuck with a shocked look.

Yugi, who saw my expression said "You've seen how they both eat, don't be surprised" while all I did was just nod with my eyes wide open and then went back to eating.

A couple minutes later we were all interrupted when we heard "Well eating like a pig is the only contest you can beat me at Wheeler" coming from a very snickering looking Kaiba. "Well so much for that vein being kept in check" I blurted out as I crossed my arms.

"Ahh you keep your mouth shut!" Joey yelled at me. I opened my eyes wide at him "Did you forget that little threat that I mentioned when we were outside? Or do your Twinkies obviously mean nothing to you?" Upon hearing this, even Kaiba had a confused look "What is this threat about Twinkies?" as he looked at both of us with one raised eyebrow.

With my arms still crossed "Well THIS ONE here kept complaining on how we were spending three days here and if he didn't zip his lip I would steal the Twinkies he thinks I don't know about" and then shot Joey an angry look in which Joey shot that look back at me and for a second there, thunder struck outside the mansion and everyone unanimously had a scared look. "Should we run for the hills?" Tristan broke the silence.

"I think it's scarier in here than out there" Duke added. "Well well, I guess I'm not the only one that can't stand the Mutt" as he looked at me. "I'm just mad at him because he is constantly stealing food!" I yelled at Joey while Yugi, Tea, Tristan and Duke shared the same "this isn't going to end" expression on their faces.

Kaiba bluntly asked me "Wanna team up against the mutt?" realizing that Joey and I don't get along either I looked at him with one raised eyebrow "Sure...you and I can do amazing pranks on the mutt" in which Kaiba just laughed manically. Mokuba witnessing everything said "Well at least big bro is getting along with SOMEONE" as he ate his sandwich.

"Great…now I got TWO people to worry about" Joey said with his mouth full while everyone looked at him with a grossed out look. Yugi released a sigh "These next three days are going to be painful aren't they?" as he looked at Tea. "Painfully interesting might be the better word choice" she replied back.

Duke realizing something crucial, he whispered to Tristan "Dude, we never considered who win in a fight between Kaiba, Joey, and Anna". Realizing what he just heard, he whispered back "Damn you're right…now I don't know who to pick…"

"What are you two mumbling about?" Yugi asked Duke. He got closer to Yugi and whispered "At first Tristan and I were trying to figure out who win in a fight between Joey and Kaiba but we forgot to consider the other person that is annoyed by Joey which is Anna so now we're stuck in a rut"

Yugi stared into space for a quick second then whispered back "That is a tough one…Kaiba is tall but Anna is surprisingly clever…." and Tea surprised by Yugi's reply said "Yugi! How could you lobby against Joey? He's your best friend who has been with you through everything!" Tea angrily whispered to Yugi.

"It's pretty obvious Tea…and besides, I could be wrong…" Yugi whispered back while Tea just rolled her eyes once again.


After That Interesting Lunch Hour…

We all fell asleep on different parts of Kaiba's couch so I had decided to sneak upstairs into Joey's room and started looking for where he stashed the Twinkies in which I found two under his pillow, took them and hid them under my shirt "Very clever…" I thought sarcastically and then left the room.

Everyone was still asleep while I was in the kitchen where I found a notepad with a pen attached and wrote "These two Twinkies are just a warning…" and went back to where Joey was, stuck it on his forehead and smushed up the Twinkies I had and sprinkled them on his shirt and face, went back to my couch and pretended to sleep.

Mokuba stepped out of the garage, went into the living room and saw everyone was asleep on the couch and couldn't help but laugh that Kaiba was about to roll over and fall off but saw that Joey had mushed up Twinkies all over his face along with a note on his forehead and said "Nope, I'll find out soon enough what's going to happen, don't need to get caught in the crossfire" as he walked away with both hands in the air.


A Couple Hours Later….

Kaiba was apparently the first one to wake up and saw that he was on the edge of the couch, freaked out and immediately sat up. "Jeeze…that would've been unlike me…" he thought as he brushed some hair out of his face and saw that Joey had food all over his face and for the first time laughed that didn't sound like a mad man.

The sound of Kaiba's laughter woke everyone else up except Joey while Tristan and Duke fell off the couch they were sleeping on "What the hell is going on?" Tristan asked as he rubbed his head. "Jeeze, what's all the commotion?" Duke added as he then sat on the couch.

"Hey guys what's going on? Yugi asked as he stretched his tiny body and before Tea could ask anything, she looked over to where Kaiba was sitting and raised one eyebrow.

Kaiba who had his arms crossed "Well I woke up and found the mutt like this and to my surprise, laughed like a total idiot but it was well worth it" as he pointed to Joey with his head. "I guess Joey eats Twinkies in his sleep and writes notes to himself…" as I looked at both of them with one eyebrow raised.

"How long were we asleep for?!" I asked out loud. "You guys were asleep for a good hour and thirty minutes last time I checked" Mokuba replied who was standing near a grandfather clock with his hands crossed.

We were all interrupted when we all heard Joey woke up and yelled when he realized that he was covered in mushed up Twinkies "AHHH! WHO DID DIS!? MY POOR TWINKIES! NOOO!" he cried out as he grabbed the pieces of Twinkies in his fingers.

"Uh Joey? Do you not realize that you also have a note stuck to your forehead or are you really that blind?" I asked while pointing at his forehead. Joey looked up and saw the post it, took it off and then read it "WHAT? MORE OF MY TWINKIES ARE GONNA GET IT? WHAT IS GOING ON?"

"Take it easy you mutt, some of us prefer not to go deaf and this mansion echoes if you didn't figure that out by now" Kaiba stated while rubbing his ears. Ignoring him, Joey looked at all of us "Someone betta tell me who did dis now!" as he cleaned himself up with a tissue.

We all looked at each other and then Yugi said "We don't know Joey, we were all asleep when it happened and we wouldn't know where to begin" as he shrugged both his hands. Joey started putting together a suspect list in his head and then looked at all of us "Well it must've been Mokuba because he wasn't with any of us on the couch before we fell asleep".

Kaiba's blood started to boil as soon as he heard Joey accusing Mokuba "Don't even think about accusing my little brother you mutt! Or I'll make you regret even mentioning his name!" as he pointed at him and gave him a death glare.

"Come on money bags! Mokuba is old enough to be pullin pranks and he wasn't with us before we fell asleep except in the kitchen!" Joey defended himself. "I said watch it Wheeler, one more comment about my brother and I'll do something worse than the Twinkies" Kaiba shot back.

Instead of having a clever comment to those two, I decided to hold back because then Joey would know that it was me who hurt the poor precious Twinkies so I settled for "So I guess this is going to be like the game Clue? So we're trying to figure out who got Joey in Kaiba's living room with the mushed up Twinkies"

Tristan and Duke couldn't control their laughter as they both fell off the couch as we just ignored them but everyone was shocked when even Kaiba couldn't help himself to a good laugh as he also fell off the couch. "Should I be scared right now Tea?" Yugi asked as he looked at Kaiba who was laughing uncontrollably along with Tristan and Duke.

"I don't know Yugi, I'm quite scared myself" Tea replied back while looking at them as well. I looked at the three of them and thought "Yeah this is going to be fun, I just feel bad that Joey went to Mokuba first, he seems like a sweet kid" with a smile on my mischievous face.


After all THAT craziness settled down…

Everyone went to their rooms to calm down after what had just happened in the living room. Tea was simply reading a book on her bed while I went back to hugging the silk pillow. Something must've clicked in Tea's mind because she asked me "Do you think that Mokuba is the one who did that to Joey?"

I stopped for a minute and replied "Nahh I don't think so, Mokuba was in the garage apparently after he finished eating and he also had NO idea about the Twinkies until we got into that discussion in the kitchen earlier today" and then went back to hugging the other pillow.

"Then who do you think it was? Because according to Mokuba we were all sleeping on the couches and couldn't have sneaked into Joey's room and then come back down to mush them all over him" Tea asked me as she looked up from her book.

"It could've been anyone who woke up and then did the deed" I replied back as I looked up at the ceiling. Tea shot me a suspicious glare which took me by surprise. "What? I'm just simply pointing it out, jeeze…I'm pretty sure someone will fess up in the next two days"


Thirty Minutes Later…

Once showered and calm (everyone except Joey of course) went downstairs to the kitchen where dinner was ready to be served and we all took a seat and even Kaiba was there as well (I guess he's dying to know who pulled that prank on the mutt).

"So what was all the craziness that was going on in the living room?" Mokuba asked as he took a bite of his food. Kaiba who couldn't help himself replied "Someone took the mutt's Twinkies and murdered them all over his face and shirt while he was asleep"

"Oh and don't forget about the post it that he was completely oblivious to" Duke added. "I think Joey's taken enough hits today, why don't we just drop it and let him be?" Tea defended while all Joey could do was just stare at all of us and try to figure out who could've hurt his innocent Twinkies.

"Thanks for the love Tea but I wanna know who did dis to me…especially while I was asleep!" Joey yelled as he lifted his fork in the air and we all sat back scared. "Who would be stupid enough to do it while you're awake Wheeler?" Kaiba pointed out as he drank his water.

"Who would be stupid to do it PERIOD is my question exactly" Joey shot Kaiba a death glare. "Who's the first suspect on your list Joey?" Mokuba asked.

I couldn't help myself and replied "Well Joey went to you first just because you weren't on the couch with us before we all fell asleep and then your big brother almost went crazy on him". Kaiba hearing this said "He's lucky I didn't go on a scavenger hunt for those Twinkies for they would ALL be murdered!" who then manically laughed.

We all looked at him with a unanimous suspicious look and Kaiba looked back "Oh please, I only found out about those Twinkies TODAY so shift your focus on someone else…maybe you should look at Anna and leave me well enough alone" and went back to eating his food.

The attention then focused to me in which I looked at Kaiba "Really? I was the first one to fall asleep as soon as I hit that couch! I was so tired from all the yelling I did while we were driving here and BELIEVE ME I would much rather SLEEP!" as I defended myself.

"But you threatened to take them away from him if he kept making you mad and you know Joey, he doesn't stop…" Tristan added. "Joey does get on my last nerve but you should all know that if I had to make a decision between getting sleep and pranking Joey, now as a tough choice it may be, I will ALWAYS choose SLEEP!" I yelled back hoping everyone would be convinced.

Everyone looked at me for a good 5 minutes and they all believed me when Duke broke the silence "She does have a point…she is just like Joey, always trying to find when he can sleep and pranking does take energy out of you and she did fall asleep as soon as she hit the couch"

"Phew, thank god that Duke stepped in or I would've been so screwed and the fun would've ended WAY too soon" I thought as I took a bit out of my food. After a minute or two of silence, Yugi added "Maybe no one did it, it is possible that Joey sleep walked to his room, mushed up his own Twinkies and then went back downstairs"

"I don't sleep walk Yugi" Joey corrected him. Tristan took a slight pause and then added "It is possible that Joey's mind decided to mix his two favorite hobbies together, eating while sleeping and it just started today"

This time Tea chimed in "I think that's a bit of a stretch there Tristan, because Joey has NO history whatsoever of sleep walking in any shape or form"

Getting slightly annoyed by the "adults" Mokuba pleaded "Can we PLEASE talk about something else? All these accusations and theories are driving me nuts!"

Everyone agreed and just ate the rest of their food in silence but didn't take their eyes off each other as they formed thoughts in their heads.


After Dinner…

Everyone went to their rooms and went straight to bed for we were all tired despite the nap we had on the couch and just hoped tomorrow would go smoothly. Joey looked at his pillow and mourned the two Twinkies that were stolen earlier and then replaced it with two more Twinkies and then simply went to sleep.


Well that's it folks, this is just the first chapter of this random newly formed story of mine xD. Like I've said, ONLY constructive criticism, otherwise I will disable the Guest reviewing because some people can be real jerks and I will NOT stand for that.

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