COME FIND ME (TEEHEE)
On the winter of late January, the sun is late from rising. Po is late from waking up…again.
"Po! Get up!" The frustrated red panda yelled.
Po rolled over a few times and yawned.
"Finally He's awake!" Zuko cheered.
Suddenly Po fell back into a deep sleep.
"What the hell?" Zuko yelled.
"Make sure he gets up." Shifu said. "I'm too old for this."
Zuko marched into Po's room and tried to push the fat panda off the bed, but it didn't work. He tried making lots of loud noises but all he got in reply were snores.
Zuko was close to giving up until he thought of one idea that just might work. He stepped out of the room and yelled.
"Hey Po! They're serving Orange Chicken for breakfast!" Zuko yelled.
Po jumped out of his bed in alarm and ran Zuko over running to the kitchen.
Zuko got up off the floor and rubbed his throbbing head. He headed over to wake the rest up.
"Hey Rin it's time to get up!" Zuko said while banging his sisters' door.
"I heard you the first time!" Rin called.
"What? This is my first time calling you!" Zuko called in confusion.
"Whatever!" Rin said.
"You are so crabby in the morning!" Zuko said after he went to wake up Monkey and Viper.
"How many times do I have to tell you? I did not cook Orange Chicken!" The replacement cook yelled.
"Well of course you did! Zuko told me!" Po said.
"I'll tell you what kid, you leave me alone and I'll make you all the chicken you want!" The cook said.
"Sure ok!"Po said.
"Someone remind me to buy an alarm clock." Tigress said as she walked in.
"Why?" Viper asked.
"Because Zuko as an alarm clock sucks, he woke me up a minute late." Tigress said.
"A minute?" Mantis said.
"I like to be on time!" Tigress yelled.
"I was just saying!" Mantis said.
"Not cooking is the worst punishment i could ever get!" Po whined.
"At least you don't have to wake everyone in the palace up." Zuko walked in.
"And if you don't?" Monkey asked.
"I would have to walk up and down the steps 15 times." Zuko said.
"That's nothing." Tigress said.
"With a giant rock on my back." Zuko added.
"Ouch!" The cook said.
"I tell you Shifu has some harsh punishments up his sleeves." Viper said.
"It's 2:50 in the morning! How do you think I feel cooking for you guys at this time?" The cook complained.
"I don't think you have a problem with it." Po said.
The cook rolled his eyes and continued making the eggs.
"Relax you only have an hour on your shift." The head guard said.
"B-but what if-"
"Shut it Chu! It's just a girl you're looking after!" The head guard yelled.
"She's very dangerous! What if she breaks out?" Chu shaked.
"You won't be alone. The other guards are giving a tour to civilians soon, so you won't have to worry." The head guard said.
Chu nodded slowly.
"I'll be back to check on you." The guard said and left Chu behind.
Chu gulped and looked at the large gate he was guarding. He tightly gripped his spear and counted to keep his mind of things. He looked up at the guards above wishing that he had their position instead of being close to what they were all guarding.
He heard many footsteps; he stopped counting and thanked the heavens that he wasn't going to be alone anymore.
The tour group came from around the corner, he showed no fear.
"And this is where the prisoner is kept." The tourist said.
Some kids pleaded their parents to lets them see what was inside, but they refused.
Chu was worried about the children being so close to the danger zone, but he couldn't help but notice a very quiet woman in the back wearing a very big hat that was practically covering half of her face.
"I want to see the inside." One man said.
The tourist refused at the other requests but it was becoming too much.
"Ok, ok fine I'll let you all get a glimpse of the prisoner then we can move on." The tourist said.
The children cheered, and the parents couldn't argue, the mysterious woman just smiled.
The guard unlocked the first large gate and then the second. Chu pulled the lever that released the spiked iron gates. Then a bridge fell on the ground leading to the small figure in the middle of the room.
Chu felt like he was about to faint.
"What's her name?" One of the children asked.
"Mei." The tourist said. "She was one of the most deadly criminals in China; she led a group called the Huns some of them are in this prison."
The strange woman raised her hand.
"Yes miss." The tourist asked.
"What would happen if you let her go?" The woman asked.
"Well she would regain all her strength and kill us all." The tourist said in a logical way.
Chu smacked his forehead, wishing that he had never heard his last sentence.
"Ok moving on." The tourist said about to close the gate.
"Hold it! Were not finished here yet." The woman said.
Chu could sense something evil about her.
She tossed her had away and pulled out three very sharp ninja stars and threw it at the Tour guide, pinning his shirt against the stone wall.
"Help! Somebody help!" The tourist screamed.
The woman jumped across the bridge and onto the stone where Mei was. The guards above immediately saw her and began shooting arrows, but she dodged every single one of them.
Chu took his spear, but without thinking he charged at her she turned and stared at him. Just the look of her eyes scared the crap out of him. He dropped in the ground. Paralyzed.
She stole the keys from Chu's immobilized body and unlocked Mei's turtle shell armor. Each of the needles pulled out of her back, decreasing pressure. She could now move again.
"She is going to escape!" One of the guards yelled.
This time they shot arrows with explosives (AN: man the Chinese is violent) but they weren't aiming for them they were aiming for the bottom of the rock, which will cause them to fall on an unknown darkness below.
"What took you so long?" Mei managed to yell.
The woman was distracted by the frantic yells and screams to the horrified children and their doomed parents.
Let's get you out of here first. The woman said and ran through the gate she opened. Running past the terrified tourists and their paralyzed tour guide.
They ran up the steps to the second level. Where most of the guards were, the head guard saw them and attacked with his spiked ax.
Mei ducked and the woman threw a star at his neck causing him to bleed to death.
Mei and the woman fought till there was no end, until all the guards lay dead except for the ones who guarded their only way out.
Mei spotted a bag of dynamite and lit four of them she threw it at the door and it exploded.
The guards saw the explosion and raced after her but were too slow.
The woman went to free the other Huns and led them out the door.
Most of them were throwing knives and nun chucks knocking and killing over 2,000 guards.
They finally made it out the door. And escaped.
Only Chu and Chu himself lived through it all. The tourists and the guards were all killed in the process.
HOWS THAT FOR A BEGINNING? MORE IS COMING YOU WAY!
Cheers!