'Think about it, mom. Everything that's happened to him so far... Nothing's killed him yet.' - Carl Grimes

I will fill you in on what's recently happened, we went to Paris, I took some amazing photos and went shopping with London, I went on a date with Zack and I tried to help Bailey with her break up with Cody, it's not something that should happen in Paris. So for the past 10 hours Zack and I have been checking up on the both of them, Zack with Cody and me with Bailey.

So I went to go check on Bailey "Hey Bailey how are you doing?" I asked "I'm fine" she said oh crap! "Ok well text me if you need anything ok?" I said as I backed out the door, when a girl says she's fine it means you've done something and that everyone should back away even us girls. "Ok" I heard her mumble so I walked to Zack's cabin "Hey babe have you checked on Cody?" I asked as I entered his room "No but let's go" I asked so we went across to Cody's room.

"Hey buddy, we thought we'd come in here to check up on you, you need anything?" Zack asked as we walked into his room and all we got is silence "Yeah a better mattress this one has a giant butt hollow" Woody said as he put his glasses on and sat up.

"I was talking to Cody, alright come on buddy get up just because you broke up with Bailey doesn't mean you can stay in bed for the rest of your life" Zack said and I pulled back the sheets on his bed to reveal no Cody "He's gone!" Zack said "Oh I was wondering why the weeping stopped" Woody said and Zack and I looked at him.

"I was worried he cried so much he became dehydrated and passed out, I mean not worried enough to check up on him but…" Woody said as Zack checked their bathroom and then stood beside me "Wow he is your roommate and you don't have the decency to make sure he is ok but his own twin brother who picks on him all the time does" I said.

"Well we are in Monte Carlo, I'm sure he's out there letting his hair down" Zack said. "Hey look a note from Cody" Woody said and he grabbed the note but I snatched the note from him "What's it say babe?" Zack asked as he rested his chin on my shoulder whilst hugging me.

"Dear Friends, the pain of my breakup with Bailey-"I said before Zack cut me off "What are you doing?" Zack asked Woody who I just realised was mimicking what I was saying. "I was trying to sound like Cody" Woody pleaded "Let her continue, go babe" Zack said "Thank you. Dear Friends my breakup with Bailey is too much to bare so I have sworn off girls forever and have gone to live out the rest of my days in a non-religious sanctuary with the brotherhood of the hooded brothers" I finished.

Zack looked at me with his eyebrow raised "Are you kidding me?" Woody said and Zack scoffed "Your girlfriend sounds nothing like Cody" Woody said "I'll make you sound like Cody" I smirked "How?" Woody asked scared "Oh you'll find out, I'm going to see how Bailey is. See you" I said kissing Zack "Why must you do this?" Zack asked "I don't know it's just fun" I said walking out the door "No it's not!" I heard Zack say behind me as I closed the door.

Bailey, London and I were sitting in a lounge chair drinking smoothies on the Sky Deck while Bailey cried "Oh what is that some sort of donkey call?" London asked which made Bailey stop crying "Just because you have donkey teeth doesn't mean you need to sound like one" London insulted "She's upset about Cody" I said.

"It's not a donkey call, it's me being sad" Bailey said "Ok dude don't think about him ok, he was annoying anyways and you shouldn't be sad, be happy" I said smiling and giving her a thumbs up "Easy for you to say" Bailey said "How?" I asked "Zack makes you happy, I don't have Cody" Bailey said "Oh don't tell me you're not still over Cody yet" London said "We broke up 10 hours ago" Bailey said "Exactly move on sister" London said getting up "London obviously she cared about Cody" I said as Bailey and I follow her.

"But how, what do you do to get over a guy who broke your heart?" Bailey asked "Simple, I have daddy's private army to swarm into the guy's house and rip out his-"London said before stopping as the look Bailey and I were giving her "I mean go shopping" London said "I can't afford to go shopping" Bailey said saying 'go shopping' in London's voice.

"Wow that makes me want to cry, well if Kara and I are going to get you through this, we need to talk to an expert on failed relationships" London said. "Which person?" I asked and we found her and walked over "Hi Miss Tutwiler" London said "Hi girls" she said "We need your expertise" Bailey said.

"Aww I'm flattered what can I help you with history, geography, world politics?" She asked "Being dumped" London said "Hey, I'll have you know that right now I'm in a loving, committed relationship with a wonderful, thoughtful-" Miss T said before he phone beeped "Ok so much for that, how can I help you?" She asked.

"Cody and I broke up last night" Bailey said as she continued to cry and Miss T hugged her "Bailey I'm so sorry, you and Cody were perfect for each other" Miss T said as they pulled away "I know right" Bailey cried even more "Oh break ups are so sad" Miss T said as she cried then London started crying "London why are you crying?" Bailey and I asked her "Because I'm stuck on a boat with you people" London said as she walked off crying.

I decided to get Bailey, Miss T, London and I smoothies to help Bailey so I was at the Juice Bar while Zack was making the smoothies while flirting when Woody came down in a golf outfit "Hey Zack, Doesn't Cody's sweater vest look great on me?" Woody asked.

I also know what happened to Cody so I have been convincing Zack to go find him but he won't "It looks great on half of you" Zack said and I laughed "You know Cody being gone will affect the grade curve which will bump me up from hopeless to needs improvement" Woody said "Oh that reminds me I have a book report due on Monday and I need Cody to do it" Zack said.

"Maybe you should try and write it yourself" I said and Zack looked at me like he was going to kill me but he and Woody laughed and Zack walked over to me "Aww baby your so cute, you actually think I'm doing my own work" he said kissing me for what seemed like hours but I wasn't complaining.

I finally convinced Zack to go get his brother "You sure you'll be ok without me?" Zack asked "Yes, I am 17 nearly 18, I can take care of myself beside dad's here and I have to go help Miss T with Bailey so…" I said and he pulled me in to his arms and hugging me tightly "I love you" he said "I love you too" I said.

I still feel giddy inside when he says that and I just can't believe I said giddy. "Just be careful, I want a one Zack piece" I said and he kissed me "See ya soon" he said as he and Woody left the boat.

After Zack and Woody left I headed to Miss T's cabin where stood London and Bailey along with Miss T "You are going to love Girls Night, I'm going to tell you all the ways I get over a nasty breakup" Miss T said "I never knew they had cabins this far below the fuel tanks" Bailey gasped "I thought the only things they had down here was storage and rats" London said.

"No the rats aren't a problem" Miss T said as she opened the door to reveal EVERTHING CATS! It's like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons "What do you do?" London said "Buy a cat every time you got dumped?" I asked "Maybe" she said "But you must have like 30 cats" Bailey said "Right cause there aren't more in the cat room" Miss T said standing in front of the door "This isn't the cat room?" London asked.

"Ok who would like a cookie?" Miss T asked but there was either dust or a fur ball on them but she blew it away in front of our faces "Sorry" she apologised and London was acting like a cat trying to spit out a hair ball this is going to be a long night.

"Now one of the best ways to get over someone who hurt you is to their face out of all your photos" Miss T said as she grabbed a box full of photos "What did you do with all of his faces?" I asked though I shouldn't have "Let's just say they make great kitty litter" she said to me and I just looked at London.

"Good thing I'm taken" I said "Ok now did you bring photos of you and he who shall not be named?" Miss T asked "Voldemort" London and I said but with me I was smiling cause I love Harry Potter and London gasped "She means Cody and yes I brought all of our scrapbooks and ones Kara has taken" Bailey said.

"And Karina, you and Zack?" Miss T asked "Oh I'm still with Zack" I said "But it would help Bailey feel better if her best friend did the same" Miss T said "Fine I'll be back" I said before walking out of her cabin and into mine and Bailey's. I found all my photos of Zack and I and photocopied them cause we are not broken up and I don't want to ruin them they're good photos and he looks so cute, I really love him.

I came back "Got em" I said holding them in the air "You photocopied them didn't you?" Bailey asked "Yeah" I said "It's nice you you're doing this Kari-bear" Bailey said "That's Zack's nickname for Kara" London said and I nodded "Awww that's cute, what do you call him?" Miss T asked "Zacky bear, it's gross I know but he calls me Kari-bear" I said smiling turning red in my cheeks.

"The lets start cutting" Miss T said handing us all scissors "Mosbey and Kara never let me use big girls scissors" London said snipping the scissors so I took them off her and passed them to Miss T who switched them for kid scissors and London frowned.

Now we were eating Ice Cream and it tastes so good even the hairless cat (Mr Bigglesworth) was eating Ice Cream "I don't get it, how's ice cream supposed to make you feel better" London said moving away from the cat "It just does ok" Miss T snapped.

"It increases endorphins and they make you happy" I said "Yeah I mean after constantly pleasing guys with how we look this is a symbolic way of saying we don't care about our appearance but Kara was right" Bailey said as she stood up shovelling more Ice Cream in her mouth.

"I don't please Zack with my appearance" I said "No he just loves your brains and how funny you are. Your looks are a bonus" Bailey said sitting down with more Ice Cream "It's time…" Miss T said getting up and walking to the phone "To leave" London and I said.

"Nope after Ice Cream I like to desert dial my ex's and give them a piece of my mind" Miss T said dialling a number "Surprised you still have any pieces left" London said "Alright Kara you go call Zack" Miss T said "Ok" I said nervously as I pulled out my phone and dialled his number.

I'm only doing this to make Bailey happy again.

"Hello?" Zack said

"Hi"

"Hey Kari-bear how are you?"

"I'm good uh listen I am with Bailey, London and Miss T so I have to say something about our relationship cause they're looking at me, but I just want more time with you I'm sick of having an hour or 10 minutes with you and us constantly get interrupted"

"I know baby I try honestly"

"I know you do Zack but I deserve you as much as the next person" well it's true it's one of the things that bug me

"Honey, I know and trust me I get angry at them too when you leave. Can we not do anything drastic please your best thing ever happen to me I don't want to break up or anything especially something that can be fixed" he sounds so upset, I hate doing this to him

"I wasn't saying we should break up it's just I want that one thing to change everything else is perfect"

"I'll fix this don't worry baby, just let me find a way to get out of this Brotherhood thing and then I'll figure it out" awwwwww my baby.

"Ok thank you sweetie I'll see you soon" I smiled

"I love you, you know that right?"

"I know I love you"

"I love you too bye" Zack said and we hung up

"Well that was good to get off my chest" I said.

Then it was Bailey's turn she took a deep breath "It's me. You are? Uh well then I guess you realised the terrible mistake you made. He's totally miserable" She said whispering the he's totally miserable "He should be" Miss T hissed "I am the best thing that ever happened to you. Don't deny it Cody. Hi Woody. Hello?" she said then hanging up.

"Think he hung up" she added "Or it is silent time" I mumbled "Aww my ex's do that to me all the time" Miss T said "And change their numbers and their names and sometimes their faces" she added "What did he say?" I asked.

"Well he was saying how glad he was to hear me and how he's miserable and then when I said I was the best thing that happened to him he said 'no Kara is the best thing to happen to him' then I heard Woody" she said "That was Zack, he must have Cody's phone" I said.

"That's it I'm leaving and Kara is leaving with me too, this is pathetic" London said as we stood up "What? You can't leave we're going to put pretty dresses on" Miss T said "Really?" London gasped.

What Miss T meant was put pretty dresses on the freakin cats! "On cats?" London asked as I put a black dress on Mr Bigglesworth (Austin powers? Huh? No?) and London tried putting her dress on the cat "Oh just get your stupid paw in the sleeve" London struggled "That's the tail hole" Bailey said.

"Stupid overdressed kitty" London cracked and the cat meowed at her and London turned around "What did you just called me?" London asked and then the cat jumped out at her and she screamed "Sister Whiskers loves to cuddle" Miss T said as her and Bailey laugh while I helped London get the cat off her face "Get off me, ow!" London said as I tried to get if off her, I got it off her and helped her up then Miss T and Bailey played with the cats like they were real people it was sort of like how a little kids play with their Bratz or Barbie dolls while London and I sat motionless and London had Band-Aids on her face from the cats claws .

"Uh where are the scissors? I'd like to cut Kara and me out from this picture" London said "Shall we got up to the Sky Deck?" Miss T asked in a high pitched cat voice "What?!" I asked "We're going out in public with these things?" London asked as we both stood up.

"Please Miss London and Miss Karina speak only through your cat" Miss T said speaking through her cat "Fine, I just wanna say one thing, you two are a couple of NUTJOBS" London yelled through her cat "London, Kara I know this is silly but this is helping me forget about Cody" Bailey said putting the cat down and crying.

"Ok that's it, this has got to stop" London said as we put the cats down "Look Bailey we know how much you loved Cody but no girl needs a boyfriend to be happy, even you" I said "Your young, your smart, your pretty, you're not some 50 year old who gets dumped time and time again and is one ice cream away from a heart attack" London said.

Wait did she just compliment Bailey and Miss T glared at her "London you called me pretty" Bailey said "And didn't add annoying at the end of it" I added. "Do you really think all that stuff about me?" Bailey asked "Well of course I do why do you think we're friends" London asked smiling "Aww girls" I said and we group hugged.

"Thank you guys, boyfriends come and go but girlfriends are always there for ya" Bailey said when we broke apart "Right now let's do something that will surely cheer you up" London said "Mani pedis?" I asked whining "On me" London said as we walked out Miss T's cabin door leaving her in the room.

When Zack got back he actually fixed things with the alone time, he came to my cabin with a clay 'me' roses, chocolate and 3 of my favourite Harry Potter films; Goblet of Fire, Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows Pt 2, Bailey slept in London's room so we can have alone time which was amazing.

Hope you enjoy this chapter :)

Song for this chapter is: Where You Lead by Carole King (Gilmore Girls theme)

-amber sixx