He is really dim
annoys me, I...
get angry...at him...
and his head, empty space
"room for rent" in his brain's place
He makes it always so... hard to get up and chase
But there's nothing more annoying than a Cosmo
waving his wand up in my face
runs to me when he is bored
normal fairies grab some mace, but I...
don't let him think I'm not in love
but he's still annoying- "NO!
I don't want to hold a party, hon!
Please poof away the giant elephants- OH!"
Can't talk to a Cosmo
Like a normal fairy being
Can't talk to a Cosmo
Like a normal fairy being
That husband of mine is so dumb!
But I love him 'cause, he's still my hon- my
husband Cosmo's 'bout to poof up bees!
Run everyone! Run away fairies! Oh no!
After a while, things calm down
and he looks proud for what he did
I have to wonder whether he is evil
or is he just like really stupid?
But he still has some good in him
That will never go away at all
-Wait! Cosmo! Don't touch that bomb Anti-Cosmo left!
'Gonna blow us all! Oh!
Can't talk to a Cosmo
Like a normal fairy being
Can't talk to a Cosmo
Like a normal fairy being
That husband of mine is so dumb!
But I love him 'cause, he's still my hon- my
husband Cosmo's 'bout to poof up bees!
Run everyone! Run away fairies! Oh no!
Why is your brain the size of your thumb?
Why do you gotta be- so so dumb?
Why is your brain the size of your thumb?
Why do you gotta be- so so dumb?
Oh, Oh!
I don't hate myself
'cause I truly love him
But I'm still sane enough, to yell off
And no- I don't hate him
Maybe I'm -just annoyed -so I wrote this song...
Going crazy, going crazy, oh!
Can't talk to a Cosmo like a normal fairy being
Can't talk to a Cosmo like a normal fairy being
Can't talk to a Cosmo like a normal fairy being
Can't talk to a Cosmo like a normal fairy being
Can't talk to a Cosmo like a ...normal fairy being!