Yes, I know this isn't any if the stories I promised, but this has been typed up for ages and I'm just getting around to posting it! If I owned Harry Potter it would be all Wolfstar, all the time. Enjoy!
"Hey, Moony?"
"Yes, Pads?"
"I'm bored."
"I'm sorry to hear that?"
"You should be. I've come all this way to the bloody library from the common room on the other side of the school and I find you're too busy doing boring Moony stuff to even look at me!"
"Prongs and Wormtail got fed up with you so they dumped you on me?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"..."
"Hey, Moony?"
"Yes, Pads?"
"I'm bored."
"..."
"Hey, hey, hey, don't throw one of your pissy, silent werewolf tantrums on me."
"Sirius, go amuse yourself."
"..."
"..."
"Hey, Moony?"
"Dare I ask it, yes, Pads?"
"That sounded really dirty."
"Deep breaths, Remus, deep breaths. One, two, three..."
"Hey, Moony? Why are you counting?"
"Four, five, six..."
"Mooooooony? Hey, what's with the counting?"
"Seven, eight, nine, ten."
"...you still haven't helped me be unbored, Moons."
"Merlin, Padfoot! Go read a book, do some homework, set off a dungbomb in the girls' toilets, play a prank on Snape, write a letter to the Potters, find a bird to snog, lock yourselves in a broom closet, eat a sandwich, fly your broom. Dear Godric, smooch McGonagal if you want to but don't sit here and tell me you're bored."
"...no need to be mean."
"..."
"Don't give me that look, Moons."
"Give me a reason not to."
"Touché."
"..."
"Do you want to come to the broom closet with me?"
"..."
"Oi, kidding Mo- hey what's that?"
"Go fetch, Padfoot-"
"Ooo, ball!"
"-you silly dog."
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