"BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEE- *SLAM*
I hate this alarm. Scratch that I hate waking up Early. Not only do you Not have the energy to do anything but you're on a timed limit to get ready which brings even more stress to my loner life. Also where was Komachi to wake me up?! She usually wakes me up before the alarm? I walk downstairs with the little energy I have and see a Note on the table.
"Hello Onii-chan! If you're wondering where I'm at, i had to leave Early to School so I can get some tutoring on math. Also don't eat breakfast!"
But breakfast is the most important part of the day! I'm thinking of ignoring her but at the same time I'm scared if I reach for the fridge i will be instantly taken to the Shadow Realm... god I'm such a weeb. I'm taking the risk! I open the refrigerator door and see... nothing but a Note.
"Hello again! Sorry I had to Go through extreme measures. But next time just listen to me. Bye!"
Sneaky little sister. I get dressed with no breakfast in my stomach and head off on my bike. It's fine, I've been through worst. 3 days ago I went to School with no sleep because I was binge watching Dragon ball Super all night.
*Ding! Level up in Weebness!*
WHO SAID THAT! I look around and conclude its my hunger. I really am weak.
I continue riding on my bike and notice there is little to no traffic near the school. At least that's a positive. I get to the front of the school and Start pushing my bike.
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Was the school always this quiet? After putting my bike on the bike rack which I Note is the only one there. I see no one is here and check and see there is no holidays that i missed on . What's going on? I should probably leave considering there is a chance I might die but If i leave and it affects my attendance than I'm willing to take the chance and stay here. I walk in and enter the front door and still see no one.
"Hello!?" I yell.
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Silence. My friend that I played most of my childhood games with... that came out more depressing than I intended to...
Anyway! Might as well keep looking around. Maybe there's an assembly outside that I'm missing! I walk down the hallway to get to the field but then I Start to notice pedals on the ground leading outside. Okay! This could mean several things but the only thing that Comes into my head is death. Maybe its a special themed assembly! Right now I'm just thinking outside the box. I continue walking and o-
"NOW" Komachi yells!
"HUH!" I yell
I hear an Orchestra playing "Here Comes the Bride" and see my whole family here with my mom smiling and my dad giving me a thumbs up. I also see Yuknishitas parents looking at me with sympathy. I see a whole party with white everywhere and decorations on the tables and on the trees. But the thing that horrifies me the most is Yukinoshita walking towards me in a white dress...
"HAPPY 1 WEEK ANNIVERSARY HACHIMAN" Yukinoshita exclaimed.
"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-What?!" I yell.
"It's been 7 says since we decided to make our love public and I wanted to celebrate it with something special!" Yukinoshita said.
Just say Dating! You don't have to say it like that! Plus what is all of this!
"If you're wondering what all of this is! It's the practice wedding! I thought we might as well practice for our wedding in the future! I'm sorry for Not letting you eat breakfast. But there is a whole buffet over there!" Yukinoshita said with a sincere and passionate voice.
Wedding. Future. Growing up. Wedding. Responsibility! Getting dizzy. Too fast! Can't breath! Vision fading!
"H-H-H-How did you even prepare this! Why isn't anyone here!" I started to question.
"I rented out the whole school for the day!" She said without stuttering.
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL!
"I had to...negotiate using family name but it's all worth it!" Yukinoshita said.
"Negotiate?" I ask.
"Threatened."
"Huh!"
"Anyway! So are you Happy!"
I look around and see it really does look like a wedding. There's even cake, decorations, and... a cat?
"Also! I thought we can can get a kitty so we can raise it together. It will be good practice when we raise our kids!" Yukinoshita said while blushing.
*Thud*
"Hachiman!" Yukinoshita yelled while running towards his unconscious body.
Komachi Pov
Well i have to admit. At least she is direct. I look around and see mom and dad having questionable looks on their faces. It's like their deciding whether to be Happy their son found someone or terrified that someone is Yukino Yuknioshita. Doesn't matter to me. As long as I get a Big sister then it is al right for me...Onii-chan isn't waking up. I should probably call an ambulance.