200 Ways to get kicked Out of the Castle
1-5
As if I didn't have enough on my plate as it is I am starting another story. Why? Because the idea for this has been floating in my head for far too long, so here it goes.
Attempt a hostile takeover
No matter how good of an idea it seemed at the time the end result lead to Sword, Blade, Fumu, and Bun facing the wrath of Meta Knight as Kirby and Dedede battled to the death in the courtyard.
Steal the Knights headgear
No one saw Bun for two weeks and when he returned he was never the same again (although said Knights were rather smug after the incident).
Walk up to someone and say "I am your father"
Dedede forgot that Knuckle Joe had daddy issues and upon performing the same joke on Kirby he was forced to spend the next week with the puffball as Kirby actually believed him.
Allow Cappies to make conga lines
Although the mayor meant well both Kirby and Sirica ended up with serious injuries and Sword had to attend therapy for several months afterward.
Challenge Dedede or Kirby to an eating contest
The ensuing food shortages left the people in a state of despair and no real winner was determined for the contest leaving forcing Meta Knight to ban a rematch.