On a dark November evening Carly Rae Jepsen, for the first time, threw her first wish in a well. Instantly she was transported to 26 A.D. Across the bustling market she spotted the scruffy man with brown hair and a beard that she came to see. The girl approached him.
"Hello" Carly Rae Jepsen giggled shyly
"Greetings fair lady. My name is Jesus of Nazareth." The man chimed joyfully
She reached into her bag and took out a slip of paper.
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy." Carly Rae Jepsen stuttered handing him the paper "But here's my number. So call me maybe."
Jesus stared down at the paper in disbelief.
"This is for me?"
His disciples gathered around and stared at the numbers.
"What is it dear lord?" Peter asked with a dazed look on his face.
"It's my number." She informed them "Call me on your mobile later."
"What's a mobile?" Jesus asked
Carly Rae Jepsen gasped. Alas, she forgot that mobiles won't exist for at least another 1954 years. Feeling crushed by heartbreak Carly Rae Jepsen grabbed the piece of paper back and scurried away. All she wanted was to have a Good Time.