Hey there!
Wow it's been a long while huh, well since it's getting closer to that time of the year again, I've decided to create a fan fiction with the some of the Resident Evil characters at Christmas. I imagine this one to be a comedy, some "romance" I still don't know about that one yet lol. But enjoy what I have so far, and if you have any ideas let me hear them if you R&R. Let the show go on!
Disclaimer: You know the procedure; I don't own any of Capcoms characters nor songs used in this story.
SANTA BABY: Chapter 1- trimming the Christmas tree and hell freezing over
A brisk winters day, the gray colored sky still while cotton like snow dropped like a waltz onto the snowy ground. Everyone cozy inside their homes, getting ready for the most wonderful holiday of all, Christmas. Front yards all decorated with the most care and beauties, as children start their snowmen and snowball wars. The air is filled with happiness, love and joy. Although we see a Victorian house not decorated at all.the large living room window outlined in snow, as the fog starts forming on it. Ah yes, the Redfield residence. They too adore Christmas, but why is it they do not have their home decorated? Let us take a closer look.let us see what the Redfield's have planned for us.
" Chris watch out for the" It was too late, Claire Redfield's warning came a little to short leaving Chris on the floor with the evergreen Christmas tree flat on him. Claire circled him trying to find a way to get the tree up, " Chris.are you alright?" Yes Claire could be clumsy at times, but she's a sweet and caring young woman. Of course all sisters can be an annoyance, Claire was different, she understood. " I'm under a seven foot tree.what do you think Claire?" Chris said with a mocking tone. Claire bit her cheek not wanting to start a sibling argument. She held the end of the tree while Chris held the top, " Alright Chris lift!" Their teamwork succeeded. Chris stretched his sore limbs and sighed a heart filled sigh. Claire found the perfect place for the tree, right next to the fireplace, " Chris help me move the tree right over there!" she said with glee. Chris dropped his head and sighed again, " alright already." The tree was finally placed in its spot and it was now time to trim it.
Chris plopped onto the beige couch and placed a pillow on his head. Claire placed her hands on her hips and scowled, "Chris.what are you doing?" He didn't bother to lift the pillow, " I'm resting what does it look like" She grabbed another pillow and through it to his stomach rather harshly. Chris sprinted upwards sneering at Claire evilly. She snickered in success, " there are Christmas ornaments in a couple of boxes in the attic, will you be a dear and bring em' down before I hit you again?" Chris just took a deep breath and did as he was told. Sure Claire can be a sweetheart, but man what a bitch! Chris just shrugged it off, he knew it would all be over soon and he could get some shut-eye. He looked around the dusty dark attic for the boxes, though something caught his eye. Grinning like a wild cat he opened the box finding his S.T.A.R.S. good-time stuff. "CHRIS GET YOUR HAIRY ASS DOWN HERE!!!" Claire yelled, as she was getting impatient. He rolled his eyes and got the boxes downstairs.
She smiled like a five-year-old child who was about to open her gifts. " I can't believe we still have all these in great shape!" she squealed. "Yea, mom hid them from you since you were a trouble maker. She new you were going to break em'." Chris said teasing his littler sister. She rolled her eyes and placed her bangs behind her ears, " Very funny you tea bagger, come on now help me so we can get this done and over with." He nodded while untangling the white lights, " I'll do the lights, you do the ornaments" She nodded and started their decorating. An hour and a half passed by and Chris was placing the porcelain light angel on top. Claire went over to turn the lights off, as Chris counted down to plug in the tree. " And Ta-Da!" The tree lit up beautifully as the ornaments sparkled. "Chris we did a fine-ass job" She grinned and shook his hand playfully. He smiled and nodded, " yea." It was late in the after noon and the now lavender sky was dotted with more snowfall. Claire was busy in the kitchen making dinner as Chris was in the attic browsing through his happy box.
" What the hell?" his eyes bulged out when a blow-up doll emerged hitting him in the face with its plastic legs and arms. "Aaaaah!!" he got a hold of it and popped the air out of it, leaving it limp. " What the heck! This isn't mine!" His eyes scanned at the doll and found a tag on it, " Dear Brad, hope you enjoy your X-mas gift! I think she likes you. -Chris." He chuckled loudly, " Poor Brad, he always gets picked on." He shook his head still laughing as he got up and went to the kitchen. Claire tasting the hot soup making sure all the right spices were used, " perfection!" she said winking at her brother. " What are we having tonight?" Chris asked curiously. She gave him a bowl and a spoon, which concluded his curiosity. He set the table for the both of them and got out the beverages. "Chris, I was speaking with Barry, Rebecca and Leon today on the phone." She said putting the soup in the bowls. Chris arched his brow, " Go on." She placed the bowls on the table and sat down, " I asked them if they wanted to spend Christmas with us." Chris nearly spat out his soup at her face, " wow.ugh what did they say?" Claire gave him a thumbs up, " Well, Barry can't he's spending Christmas with his family in Canada, But Leon said it would be ok, since he doesn't have anyone to spend it with. And Becky said she would love to spend Christmas with us!" she smiled
Chris gave her a look of suspicion making Claire feel a bit uneasy, " What?" she said trying to hide her nervousness. Chris smirked, " Oh nothing, you just seem awfully fond of Leon, that's all." Claire flushed a light shade of red and twitched her brow, " Chris don't be an ass! Have some sympathy for the human race you monkey." She put her spoon in her mouth while Chris grinned some more, " that just gave it away Clairey.seems to me that I'm going to have to put up some mistletoe tomorrow, everywhere in the house! Ahahahahahaha-oww!" Claire threw a rather hard bread ball at his eye. " You're an ass Chris, now hush and eat." Chris put his tongue out and starting eating. Just then Claire thought of something so evil it was priceless, " Oh and I forgot to give Jill a call, how stupid of me!" She said smacking her forehead noticing her brothers look. " I think I'll give her a call now" She got up and skipped to the phone dialing her number. Chris gulped down and took a deep breath while watching his sister talking to Jill, " Hey Jilly! How are you? Great to hear that! I'm great as well. Listen Chris and I where speaking and he wanted you to come over to spend Christmas with him-ugh us." She snickered evilly at Chris who was now flushed red, and wording 'I'm going to kill you' to her. Claire smirked, " you will!! Lovely! I'll have Chris pick you up tomorrow at.say noon? Fantastic! See you tomorrow Jilly! Love ya! Bye-bye"
Claire sat back down on her chair quietly and professionally. Chris stared at her angry and embarrassed. They stayed quiet for five minutes then all hell broke loose. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" Chris said running after his sister with a shoe in his hand. Claire who was much more agile fled into the bathroom locking the door laughing. "Oh Chris, you seem to be very fond of Jill." She said mocking him, his nose flared rapidly and banged on the door, " YOU FREAKING SUCK CLAIRE! I SWEAR WHEN YOU GET OUT THIS SHOE IS GOING UP YOUR ASS!" Just as Chris was going to continue the doorbell rang, "I'll be back don't you worry" he ran downstairs and opened the door to see a bunch of carolers singing "Silent Night" He swore in his mind and forced to give them a smile. Just as the children were about to say, " All is calm" Claire came running down the stairs yelling "CHARGE!!!" as Chris looked back shocked she took him down along with the carolers. The children whining for their moms and dads and Chris's buried in the snow, what more could Claire do! She quickly ran inside and grabbed her Polaroid and snapped pictures at different angles.
Two hours passed by since the embarrassing moment and Chris was brushing his teeth ready for bed. Claire popped her head in his bathroom and smiled, "hia!" she said full of cheer. Chris looked at her from the mirror and squinted his eye. She patted his back, " I'm sorry Chris," Just when things started smoothing out between the two, Claire handed him one of the many pictures she took, " Merry early Christmas!" she ran out and went to her room locking the door. Chris yelled, " DEVIL CHILD!!!!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!" He can hear her cheerful laughs. He shook his head and went to bed closing the light. " Well Chris.tomorrow is a new day." he dozed of to sleep.
YAY! Lol hope you like it so far ^_^ this is sorta what my brother and I do so I thought of placing it with the RE gang! Hehehe. I'll try to upload soon, please R&R!! if you do, I'll tell santa to give you a lot of candy ;- ) lol!!
Till next time!!!
Jilly x0x
Wow it's been a long while huh, well since it's getting closer to that time of the year again, I've decided to create a fan fiction with the some of the Resident Evil characters at Christmas. I imagine this one to be a comedy, some "romance" I still don't know about that one yet lol. But enjoy what I have so far, and if you have any ideas let me hear them if you R&R. Let the show go on!
Disclaimer: You know the procedure; I don't own any of Capcoms characters nor songs used in this story.
SANTA BABY: Chapter 1- trimming the Christmas tree and hell freezing over
A brisk winters day, the gray colored sky still while cotton like snow dropped like a waltz onto the snowy ground. Everyone cozy inside their homes, getting ready for the most wonderful holiday of all, Christmas. Front yards all decorated with the most care and beauties, as children start their snowmen and snowball wars. The air is filled with happiness, love and joy. Although we see a Victorian house not decorated at all.the large living room window outlined in snow, as the fog starts forming on it. Ah yes, the Redfield residence. They too adore Christmas, but why is it they do not have their home decorated? Let us take a closer look.let us see what the Redfield's have planned for us.
" Chris watch out for the" It was too late, Claire Redfield's warning came a little to short leaving Chris on the floor with the evergreen Christmas tree flat on him. Claire circled him trying to find a way to get the tree up, " Chris.are you alright?" Yes Claire could be clumsy at times, but she's a sweet and caring young woman. Of course all sisters can be an annoyance, Claire was different, she understood. " I'm under a seven foot tree.what do you think Claire?" Chris said with a mocking tone. Claire bit her cheek not wanting to start a sibling argument. She held the end of the tree while Chris held the top, " Alright Chris lift!" Their teamwork succeeded. Chris stretched his sore limbs and sighed a heart filled sigh. Claire found the perfect place for the tree, right next to the fireplace, " Chris help me move the tree right over there!" she said with glee. Chris dropped his head and sighed again, " alright already." The tree was finally placed in its spot and it was now time to trim it.
Chris plopped onto the beige couch and placed a pillow on his head. Claire placed her hands on her hips and scowled, "Chris.what are you doing?" He didn't bother to lift the pillow, " I'm resting what does it look like" She grabbed another pillow and through it to his stomach rather harshly. Chris sprinted upwards sneering at Claire evilly. She snickered in success, " there are Christmas ornaments in a couple of boxes in the attic, will you be a dear and bring em' down before I hit you again?" Chris just took a deep breath and did as he was told. Sure Claire can be a sweetheart, but man what a bitch! Chris just shrugged it off, he knew it would all be over soon and he could get some shut-eye. He looked around the dusty dark attic for the boxes, though something caught his eye. Grinning like a wild cat he opened the box finding his S.T.A.R.S. good-time stuff. "CHRIS GET YOUR HAIRY ASS DOWN HERE!!!" Claire yelled, as she was getting impatient. He rolled his eyes and got the boxes downstairs.
She smiled like a five-year-old child who was about to open her gifts. " I can't believe we still have all these in great shape!" she squealed. "Yea, mom hid them from you since you were a trouble maker. She new you were going to break em'." Chris said teasing his littler sister. She rolled her eyes and placed her bangs behind her ears, " Very funny you tea bagger, come on now help me so we can get this done and over with." He nodded while untangling the white lights, " I'll do the lights, you do the ornaments" She nodded and started their decorating. An hour and a half passed by and Chris was placing the porcelain light angel on top. Claire went over to turn the lights off, as Chris counted down to plug in the tree. " And Ta-Da!" The tree lit up beautifully as the ornaments sparkled. "Chris we did a fine-ass job" She grinned and shook his hand playfully. He smiled and nodded, " yea." It was late in the after noon and the now lavender sky was dotted with more snowfall. Claire was busy in the kitchen making dinner as Chris was in the attic browsing through his happy box.
" What the hell?" his eyes bulged out when a blow-up doll emerged hitting him in the face with its plastic legs and arms. "Aaaaah!!" he got a hold of it and popped the air out of it, leaving it limp. " What the heck! This isn't mine!" His eyes scanned at the doll and found a tag on it, " Dear Brad, hope you enjoy your X-mas gift! I think she likes you. -Chris." He chuckled loudly, " Poor Brad, he always gets picked on." He shook his head still laughing as he got up and went to the kitchen. Claire tasting the hot soup making sure all the right spices were used, " perfection!" she said winking at her brother. " What are we having tonight?" Chris asked curiously. She gave him a bowl and a spoon, which concluded his curiosity. He set the table for the both of them and got out the beverages. "Chris, I was speaking with Barry, Rebecca and Leon today on the phone." She said putting the soup in the bowls. Chris arched his brow, " Go on." She placed the bowls on the table and sat down, " I asked them if they wanted to spend Christmas with us." Chris nearly spat out his soup at her face, " wow.ugh what did they say?" Claire gave him a thumbs up, " Well, Barry can't he's spending Christmas with his family in Canada, But Leon said it would be ok, since he doesn't have anyone to spend it with. And Becky said she would love to spend Christmas with us!" she smiled
Chris gave her a look of suspicion making Claire feel a bit uneasy, " What?" she said trying to hide her nervousness. Chris smirked, " Oh nothing, you just seem awfully fond of Leon, that's all." Claire flushed a light shade of red and twitched her brow, " Chris don't be an ass! Have some sympathy for the human race you monkey." She put her spoon in her mouth while Chris grinned some more, " that just gave it away Clairey.seems to me that I'm going to have to put up some mistletoe tomorrow, everywhere in the house! Ahahahahahaha-oww!" Claire threw a rather hard bread ball at his eye. " You're an ass Chris, now hush and eat." Chris put his tongue out and starting eating. Just then Claire thought of something so evil it was priceless, " Oh and I forgot to give Jill a call, how stupid of me!" She said smacking her forehead noticing her brothers look. " I think I'll give her a call now" She got up and skipped to the phone dialing her number. Chris gulped down and took a deep breath while watching his sister talking to Jill, " Hey Jilly! How are you? Great to hear that! I'm great as well. Listen Chris and I where speaking and he wanted you to come over to spend Christmas with him-ugh us." She snickered evilly at Chris who was now flushed red, and wording 'I'm going to kill you' to her. Claire smirked, " you will!! Lovely! I'll have Chris pick you up tomorrow at.say noon? Fantastic! See you tomorrow Jilly! Love ya! Bye-bye"
Claire sat back down on her chair quietly and professionally. Chris stared at her angry and embarrassed. They stayed quiet for five minutes then all hell broke loose. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" Chris said running after his sister with a shoe in his hand. Claire who was much more agile fled into the bathroom locking the door laughing. "Oh Chris, you seem to be very fond of Jill." She said mocking him, his nose flared rapidly and banged on the door, " YOU FREAKING SUCK CLAIRE! I SWEAR WHEN YOU GET OUT THIS SHOE IS GOING UP YOUR ASS!" Just as Chris was going to continue the doorbell rang, "I'll be back don't you worry" he ran downstairs and opened the door to see a bunch of carolers singing "Silent Night" He swore in his mind and forced to give them a smile. Just as the children were about to say, " All is calm" Claire came running down the stairs yelling "CHARGE!!!" as Chris looked back shocked she took him down along with the carolers. The children whining for their moms and dads and Chris's buried in the snow, what more could Claire do! She quickly ran inside and grabbed her Polaroid and snapped pictures at different angles.
Two hours passed by since the embarrassing moment and Chris was brushing his teeth ready for bed. Claire popped her head in his bathroom and smiled, "hia!" she said full of cheer. Chris looked at her from the mirror and squinted his eye. She patted his back, " I'm sorry Chris," Just when things started smoothing out between the two, Claire handed him one of the many pictures she took, " Merry early Christmas!" she ran out and went to her room locking the door. Chris yelled, " DEVIL CHILD!!!!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!" He can hear her cheerful laughs. He shook his head and went to bed closing the light. " Well Chris.tomorrow is a new day." he dozed of to sleep.
YAY! Lol hope you like it so far ^_^ this is sorta what my brother and I do so I thought of placing it with the RE gang! Hehehe. I'll try to upload soon, please R&R!! if you do, I'll tell santa to give you a lot of candy ;- ) lol!!
Till next time!!!
Jilly x0x