once pon tyme jaden had a ass. his ass b pop flyin but NOEP IT WAS STOLLEN? YAH AND NOW HE HAV /NO ASS/ and he cry. cry tears becas now no one buttsex him becauz booty flat.
cheasz pRINSYtoon struts in scene nd waz liek "[smoker voice] wow u ass be SLACKIN"
jaden cry moar and the IDEA WOWOWOWW he grab cyrus an d shve his head and stuff in pants. it was FLASE BOOTY!
chazz get boner and dryhump jaden. he put weener in jaden buns but BUNS WERE HAIR? BLUNNETE BOOTY WHOA
jaden cre "someoen stole booty…so now…NO butt suff"
chazz: "actually my bros stole it and stole it bec they assholez bUT I GOT IT BACK IM RICH"
chazz staple jaden booty back on and they have the analalla seex and it was gr420