"How's this one?" Loki twirls around, showing off a bright blue scarf draped around his neck. Thor strokes his beard thoughtfully as he examines the apparel.
"No, not that one." He says disapprovingly. "Too blue. Not your color." Loki frowns and trades the blue scarf for a red and green plaid one trimmed with white.
"That's an eye-sore."
Purple scarf.
"Really?"
Yellow scarf.
"Um…No."
Rainbow scarf.
Thor just looks at Loki. Loki grins. "I just had to see your reaction, Thor. I will call this one the Bifrost scarf." Thor face palms.
Loki comes out of the dressing room rocking a forest green and black striped scarf.
"Ta-da!"
Thor grins. "That's the one." Loki smiles. "But now the ultimate test, how does it look when I do THIS?"
Loki proceeds to mimic holding a scepter high above his head and whisper-yelling "KNEEEEEEELLLL!"
Thor mockingly bows before him. "I'm kneeling! I'm kneeling!"
Loki laughs maniacally. Everyone in the mall stares and slowly backs away. Loki sighs. "I love this scarf."