HETALIA AXIS POWERS:

I WANT YOUR BOOBIES!

Korea: hey aniki! can i touch your boobs?

China: what? come on korea, i dont have boobs,okay aru?

Korea: no! you do have boobs! show,or ill cry! (starts crying)

China: darn! how many times to tell you aru! i dont have boobs aru!

Taiwan: why did you scold korea,teacher? thats not nice!

China: its none of your buisness,okay aru? i can scold how i want to aru!

Taiwan: no! you cant do that,teacher! you must be friends with korea,or i will use my kung fu treatment on you,teacher!

China: no aru! please dont do that aru! ill be nice to him,okay aru? (smiles) come,korea lets go out aru!

Korea: yipee!

( China is walking with Korea)

China: i must somehow get rid of him aru! but how? hmmm...(sees a gym) aha! Korea, do you want more boobies aru?

Korea: yes,yes,aniki!

China: then go to that building,aru! youll find them there,aru!

(Korea goes inside the gym and sees a man)

Korea: sir,can i make your boobs mine?

Man: what? what are you talking about? who gave you this idea?

Korea: the guy over there! (points at China)

Man: you perverted a**hole! i will beat you up for this!

China: uh oh,aru!

(1 hour later)

China: Ow...that hurts aru! why did he beat me this much,aru? i must think of another way to get rid of him aru! uh... ah! theres japan! ill leave korea with him aru! (calls japan over) japan,can you look after korea for a while,aru? i have to do something urgently,aru!

Japan: sure,i will!

China: thanks,aru! (goes ahead) yes! now korea can be with japan,forever! (laughs)

(Taiwan comes at that time)

Taiwan: i hope China and Korea are getting along well! in the meantime, ill go see my darling japan! im sure those western friends of his arent with him now! (sees Korea with Japan) huh? what is korea doing with him? and why is teacher going away? hmmm...oh,so teacher is trying to get away,huh? that stupid idiot!

China: (sees Taiwan) oh,hello taiwan! how are you? (with hesitation)

Taiwan: why arent you with korea,teacher? youre supposed to be with him!

China: um..i was just leaving him for a while,aru!thats all! hehe!

Taiwan: no,teacher! you were trying to escape from him,werent you? i think some kung fu treatment will teach you to tell the truth,teacher!

China: no,taiwan! please-AIYAAAH!

Japan: what is that noise? hmm...

China: (injured) thanks for the favour,aru! im off...urgh...(walks off)

Japan: (puzzled) what happened to china?

Korea: do you know what, japan? i think i like your boobs! can i make them mine?

please?...

Japan: NO!

Taiwan: i think those two might make a good pair...(giggles)

THE END

P.S HETALIA IS OWNED BY HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA. I DO NOT OWN THIS ANIME OR ITS CHARACTERS IN ANY WAY.