(This story may contain spoilers to people who haven't seen season 7)Okay this is my fan-fiction that I've been thinking about for awhile. What if the Doctor went on a date with River. Well let's see how it goes and no I don't own doctor who or this would be an actual episode.


"What are you doing" asked a girl with red hair her lips pressed together her arms crossed over her chest in question. Her glare was on a man rushing around the Tardis in a suit as her tried on the many hats in the dressing room.

"I'm going on a date and I need a hat" the man said as he looked at himself in the mirror a red fez on his head which he quickly threw off.

" I know your going on a date but with who" Asked the glaring women in a Scottish accent.

"My wife who else" said The Doctor furiously throwing a cowboy hat and rapping a scarf around his neck.

"With out asking her parents" questioned Amy glare full force on The Doctor.

"I asked Rory" the man answered unfazed as Rory himself walked into the room only to be met by his wife's hostile stare. Rory turned on his heel and
headed for the door.

"Rory"growled Amy still glaring at the man who stiffened near the door.

"Yes honey" Rory whined turning around slowly.

"Why did you tell the doctor he could go on a date with Melody" Amy growled still calmly.

Rory whimpered "because she is married to The Doctor and technically older than us"

Just then a thought accord in her head "Alright you can go" sighed Amy in defeat.

"Great be back soon" said The Doctor rushing pasted them with a cane and a to hat in hand.

Rory was still starting at Amy in disbelief 'did I just win a argument with Amy' he asked himself.

"GOOD BYE" The Doctor yelled behind him as the Tardis doors opened and shut with a whine.


First chapter what do you think. It's not very interesting yet but, I'll fix that. I'll also make the other chapters longer.